🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She always says that when she is selling some junk nobody wants. Similar to how she says she doesn't read dms, or has them turned off, and yet she somehow reads the ones that say exactly what she wants them to say, or ones that agree with her bs.
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M.T. Graves said:
How can you get this fat and still not be able to eat right? Pizza and plantain chips? Jesus.
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It’s like a combination of food that satan himself concocted.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Speaking of which, weigh-in when? Like you can believe them in the 1st place. Porky has left 600 and is moving to infinity and beyond. The "side lump" she used to jiggle seductively has taken on a growth factor of its own. HUGE.
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If its the big ass lump on her side that your talking about it grew twice or three times its size since we got the weird jiggle.gif of her just flopping it around holy shit. If this gets worse someones gonna have to start tagging them like sharks before releasing amber back into the wilds of Kentucky so we can track their progress.
 
Insulin reid said:
If its the big ass lump on her side that your talking about it grew twice or three times its size since we got the weird jiggle.gif of her just flopping it around holy shit. If this gets worse someones gonna have to start tagging them like sharks before releasing amber back into the wilds of Kentucky so we can track their progress.
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The Hambeast would be entirely too easy to track seeing as how she doesn’t stray too far from the fucking refrigerator.
 
Just a matter of time til the layyggs are shown. Wipey needs to stop "traking IP addresses" and learn some photography. Shar pai legs incoming.
 
here's her proof for the FBI contacting her but frankly i'm still calling bullshit, the fucking FBI couldn't find her apartment but knew where her ex's sister lived?

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Cosmologic said:
i fail to see what difference it makes if it was a made up story regardless!
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Because it makes the story even more confusing. Becky's mom is gone. You never really heard about Becky's dad. Destiny hates Amber but i think her parents are still alive so was it her family that got contacted?
 
I'm calling bullshit still because (a) the area for the email doesn't look long enough for the required firstname.lastname @ agency.gov that is the standard makeup of all government emails, and (b) they wouldn't contact her to inform her that they're investigating something - they'd contact her if they wanted information to pursue on an investigation. They're not there to assure you that they've got your back and are protecting your fee-fees, they're there to ply information out of you to support a case.

ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job. If you aren't connected to an investigation, they may actually simply go to a connected family member and ask them to have you contact them, because fuck using a ton of resources to find your ass. (source: done plenty of Q&A for people who've worked for me in the past and used me for reference for future jobs which require security checks) Didn't think of that one initially, because ALR is usually surrounded by mouth-breathing buttergoblins that I wouldn't peg as the type to use her as a reference for anything that would require a clearance.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance
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Been there. Done that. And they all immediately called me to say they said good shit about me.

Wouldn't of listed them I'd I thought they wouldn't.


But Hamber as a character reference? Tear drops, I'm laughing so hard!
 
SWEETIE1989 said:
Because it makes the story even more confusing. Becky's mom is gone. You never really heard about Becky's dad. Destiny hates Amber but i think her parents are still alive so was it her family that got contacted?
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When you become a caretaker for Spamber, you double your weight and your mom dies.
Density's mom went the same way as Becky's ... to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky.
I wonder if that's Fatty's masterplan - get Jade to take out a massive insurance policy on her mom, then let Mother Nature do her thing.
SWEETIE1989 said:
Not her exs sisters. Her exs parents house.
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Exactly. Parents not sister. Is Fatty really that stupid? The answer is yes. Plus she cannot tell any story without telling lahs.

Not Thumby or Density, they are both members of the Dead Mom Society. Not Cassidy/Casey as she/he only had a mom, with no dad on the scene. It must be Krystle..
Cosmologic said:
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February? For a 'threat' made in October/November, last year? Good to see Frank is taking it seriously and not dragging his heels. Looks like we could do with a dynamic, intelligent, go-getter, full of honesty and integrity to join the Bureau and protect the likes of Spamber. I wonder where we could fond such a person...
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job.
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That must be it! The mysterious job that Thumby won't talk about, but takes up most of her time. She's only gone and got herself a gubbmint job as an FBI Special (Needs) Agent. Rest easy America, Thumby is protecting you now.
Rebecca Williams FBI (Fat Boring Inbred)
 
Anyone else would've shown all of this in the original video, along with the telling of the story, but she has to stretch it out. Unless she can vlog Frank discussing the 'case', which isn't going to happen, what's the point? Frank, the stickers, the groceries, the quickly being forgotten about outpatient program, ..who cares? Why not a rip to the farmer's market on the weekend to pick up some fruit or to a petting zoo, followed by a stop at a bookstore to pick out and discuss a couple of books she's chosen, and a game of Monopoly with her POS borrowed friends (E&R), - a vlog of these ordinary activities would be 1000x more interesting than any of this. She's rather pump out mukbangs and tall tales that can't be proven or disproven given that her evidence consists of screenshots and text messages that are easy to spoof or flat out lied about. You could text someone right now that you were contacted by aliens, showing someone the texts a month later wouldn't make the account true. The FBI story consisted of uninteresting phone calls and app messages. No one was found in any bushes, no tracking devices put on her car, no wire taps, stalking, or anything. If she's not lying, I wish she would to make the story more interesting.

*She left out a lot of details. This threat that she was so afraid of, what happened when the FBI contacted them? Did they find them to be an active threat? What has the FBI advised she do, if she sees him somewhere in public or he contacts her? What did the FBI do or say that took her from being fearful, to her showing no real fear of something happening to her and being pleased with her own importance as much as anything by the end of it?
 
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Angel Dust said:
Who the fuck eats pizza and plantain chips together?
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An iNtUiTiVe EaTeR.

Italian Ghost said:
How is she going to lie about getting positive feedback on selling stickers when multiple people already shared this screenshot about the overwhelming negative response lol

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Same as always. Either pretend it doesn't exist, or, in this particular case, say that "lots of people" were interested, and leave out the part where a shitload of people were not.
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I'm calling bullshit still because (a) the area for the email doesn't look long enough for the required firstname.lastname @ agency.gov that is the standard makeup of all government emails, and (b) they wouldn't contact her to inform her that they're investigating something - they'd contact her if they wanted information to pursue on an investigation. They're not there to assure you that they've got your back and are protecting your fee-fees, they're there to ply information out of you to support a case.
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You can get images of FBI cards via google. Not rocket science, especially if you're just going to redact everything.

Diet Coke 4 Life said:
ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job. If you aren't connected to an investigation, they may actually simply go to a connected family member and ask them to have you contact them, because fuck using a ton of resources to find your ass. (source: done plenty of Q&A for people who've worked for me in the past and used me for reference for future jobs which require security checks) Didn't think of that one initially, because ALR is usually surrounded by mouth-breathing buttergoblins that I wouldn't peg as the type to use her as a reference for anything that would require a clearance.
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Nobody is going to use her as a reference. Ever. If they did, and the FBI was checking up on someone, they would still show up in person. You can't see body language and mannerisms over the phone. But she claims this was over a death threat that happened four months prior - real speedy there, they took it soooo seriously. And again, I will point out that she says she feels so safe, you guise, to have the FBI - who couldn't find her - be there for her. Really? How safe would you feel if the alleged commenter said they were coming over in 20 minutes? And the FBI? Shrug, gosh we have no way of knowing where to find her! Guess we'll leave it to the LMPD to figure out how to deal with her body. Next!

Horseshit.

Unlike Fictitious Frank and his apparent inability to figure out where Big Hamber lives, they do have actual people at the FBI whose job is, literally, research. Like finding where a 600 pound behemoth who puts her fucking life on YT lives.

First: mook-bong recap

She eats half of a giant pizza and at least half a bag of plantain chips. No wonder they have to buy three bags of food a week at TJs. BTW, Fatty, when are you going to weigh in again, so we can see just how your incredibly non-intuitive and not recommended by any dietician eating is working out for you?

Says she shouldn't have to justify trying to make money by selling shit stickers, shit earrings, and shit cameos. Attempts to justify trying to make money for the entire video, says the outpatient clinic she's going to is expensive and "doesn't take insurance", which I believe is just another fucking lie. Clinics like that cannot stay in business without taking insurance unless they cater to a very specific niche of wealthy patients (Hollywood, for instance). Just because you're paying out of pocket because you still didn't get insurance, or you enrolled and got the cheapest fucking insurance you could, because you're an idiot, and they don't take yours or yours won't approve treatment, doesn't mean they don't take it.

Shills her cameo shit again. She's hit her peak on cameo really quickly. As she gets more desperate, I expect the amount of time spent shilling it in her videos to creep up, time-wise, until it's helping bump her over the eight minute mark when combined with whatever else she's blathering about.

TL;DW/DR: Stuffs her face with plantains and pizza, because both starting with a P means it's a balanced meal in her mind.


She also put up some community posts, trying to prove that her FBI story was real. In the second community post - by which we know she's lying; the only time she puts up back to back to back shit like this is when she IS lying, like the photochop job - she claims she has no reason to lie.




Of course you have reason to lie.
1. You really are a pathological liar, it's obvious.
2. Your channel is dying. and your pea-sized brain is working overtime trying to inject something, anything into it.
3. You're a narcissist - deny it all you like, but it is true.
4. As a narc, you need constant validation. You seem to have thought this stupid story would garner you some sympathy and then some "Aw, shucks, Ambs, we got your back!" responses. When they didn't come, and when people didn't believe you, you started lashing out at your viewers, as if it's their fault you are a fucking liar. You trotted out that "video from nine years ago" or whatever in a reply to a viewer you were castigating because they had the audacity to point out that you have lied many times and this is why people don't believe you, and then you denied you'd ever lied about anything else, something that is itself a lie. The commenter was correct: this is why people don't believe you.

The fact that you get so angry over these things and repeatedly try to demonstrate that you are, in fact, right, and everyone else is stupid and wrong, is a trait of narcissism and a tell that you are lying. We need only look at the ring debacle to prove that a) you have lied since that old video - and the age of that video, by the way, is completely irrelevant; you still lied - and b) that you will go to great lengths, even at the point no one cares and has moved on, to try to prove your "rightness", going so far in this instance as to buy an entire ring sizing kit. It's textbook narc behavior.

Your "proof" in this instance is not proof. It's simply you claiming that it's the truth. And that absolutely is not sufficient. A blacked out business card that could easily have been pulled off the web. No credentials or badge? A tall tale about Fictitious Frank gushing over your subscriber base, telling you to call him "any time". A dubious story about the Feds giving you ANY personal details of the person who made the so-called death threat, which amazingly, isn't part of your proof. Fictitious Frank not going to you, in person - oops, my bad, of course he couldn't, the FBI is so stupid at INVESTIGATION that they didn't know how to find you. No reasonable person is going to believe any of this. The more you try to prove it's true, the worse the feedback will be. You should stop.

Stick to your mook-bongs, and whatever other yarns you want to spin up to make yourself look more sympathetic or smart or interesting than you are. You are not interesting for any reasons other than your weight and your lies. Your channel is folding, which is why you're sailing your only-interesting-to-a-fifth-grader-stickers, your shitty earrings, and why you keep shilling your cameo as often as possible as if you are capable of giving advice or pep talks or anything of interest to people.

You have reasons to lie, and you do lie. Period. It is your nature. It will always be your nature, as unfortunately narcissism and pathological lying cannot be "cured" in the most basic sense other things can, either by medication or therapy or both. You will be exactly what you are for the rest of your life, until your body decides it has had enough of the abuses you have inflicted on it, and stops functioning, either gradually or abruptly. Your passing will not be mourned by many, and history will not remember you.
 
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I don't believe the FBI bullshit story, but let me stop and pretend. If they are looking for Spamber, it's probably to corroborate something to do with her brother or meth mom or pops. Not buying an FBI agent not knowing how to find an immobile fatass. Maybe her mom's new boo is a pedo. Dumbass DMs are not proof.

ETA: Also that message had a date of February 16th and 18th, not October or November of last year. All this shit is retarded and I'd rather watch Guntal prepare her non-trip to Cuba.
 
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Presuming this is actually real (and I doubt it), I suspect the ex Amber is talking about is Krystle, who's sister is actually a cop. The Virginia address where their parents still live may be the last verifiable address they could find for Amber.
 
The sister is Destiny's sister, Cora. Those are Instagram messages and they both follow each other on there, perhaps not for long now. In the messages Cora mentions da big fbi knows Amber follows her. Now why the fbi is combing through followers beats me.
 
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