🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FupaCitySheriff said:
I was thinking along those lines, too. Nearly every review had exclamation marks; now I don't know whether that's common for reviews, common for Cameo reviews, or common for Ambertards - but I was working on the assumption that the same person was leaving most of the reviews... There were 40 reviews and each was positive - now I don't know whether you can only leave a positive review, or just like her comments' section; the negative ones just disappear into the Spamberverse. Time for some detectiveness...

27 / 50 used exclamation marks for Thunder Rosa, the new AEW wrestling champion's Cameo reviews
28 / 40 used exclamation marks for Spamber's Cameo reviews.
Not really sure this proves anything, aside from some people have got more money than sense.

Fatty is categorized as a 'Creator', so I searched the 'Influencers' and fuck me sideways, Spamber is there. Looks like our gorl has fulfilled one lifetime ambition.

Just performed a quick search to see what you can get for the same positive reviews, price, category etc and every single fucking person is better looking and physically attractive (I know it's not hard), but who the actual fuck would genuinely pay for her shit???? Here's a quick screengrab.
3 dancers on the top row. Which one is the odd one out? I bet the other two have never won awards for their choreography, though.

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You know you lookin rough when a fuckin muppet isn’t the odd one out.
 
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Really pointless Great Value water bottle AD

SIP COUNT:
coke: 4
water: 1 (8:46 | after last coke sip with empty plate she finally opens the water bottle~)

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MarvelousMess said:
Proof again that she’s not very bright. A simple search for diamond alternatives would have taught amber that Moissanite is a much better alternative to CZ and has a closer appearance and hardness. She would have had to pay a bit more, but it would have been more realistic.
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Moissanite is about 10 times the price of CZ per karat.​

 
She is doing the food tapping again. I don't know why it makes me so irrationally annoyed, but she grabs those fucking potstickers and is just TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP a million times against the box. Amber, stop. Once I notice, I just can't unsee it.
 
Owlflaps said:
Amber should break the cycle by eating herself to death.
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She is, dont worry. The lipo or lymphedema is just gonna get worse from here because of all the salt shes eating, and the fact that shes resigned herself to 500 el bees. Shes already tried to mental gymnastics herself into quitting out patient (assuming shes actually going) but i think wipey and the ability to inhale salt are the only two things keeping her tied down to her choices. Wipey may want a pig but not an immobile one.

Assuming she keeps her lifestyle going far into the fall/winter months without any medical issues or shrimpgate situation type deals the layg problem will get worse. Shes fucking up her whole lower half of herself. She needs to take care of that asap and she keeps ignoring it. Her laygs need to be attended to and shes just ignorning them because she cant see it when shes eye fucking herself while shoving potstickers in her mouth like they're fucking chodes.
If its not a clot that disloges from the laygs and goes elsewhere it may be the lymph or fat issue shes just ignoring that causes serious immobility and starts the rapid decline.
 
Just been trawling comments on YT and Thumby ackshully replied to someone about the engagement rings. Apparently, she tried to pawn them and found out they were virtually worthless, so just gave them back to Fatty - who is trying to sell them for $350. Once a Scamberlynn, ALWAYS a Scamberlynn.
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I am so tired of hearing about the engagement ring. It’s cheap and tacky and the band is so big it could be worn as a bracelet by a preemie.

The epic highs and lows of fighting over fat people jewellery :|
 
D_Tractor said:

Moissanite is about 10 times the price of CZ per karat.​

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Well since a CZ is like $10 and moissanite is like $30 a carat so not x10 the price. It’s more expensive than CZ but not by that much. It would also get you nada and nothing at a pawn store if that’s the metric Thumb is going by.
 
To be fair I'd rather a cheap sparkly CZ I could easily replace instead of wearing around an expensive diamond I'd cry over losing.
 
hall&oates said:
I am so tired of hearing about the engagement ring. It’s cheap and tacky and the band is so big it could be worn as a bracelet by a preemie.

The epic highs and lows of fighting over fat people jewellery :|
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Honestly, the only reason she's still on this topic is because she's been a boring fuck recently and this is the thing she has to bring anyone to her channel right now. Cuz I literally have NEVER seen anyone asking about this. But I also actively avoid giving her the views so maybe there are some people that legitimately care in her comments
 
Well, then maybe Wipey should put a ring on it. Nigga said she was gonna marry Spamber, blah blah blah, on the livestream. So do it, porch monkey. The ring shit is boring bait, just like the out patient bullshit. I almost wanna give NoNecks props for saying fuck these rings, but still she did wanna profit. She just couldn't. SpamAss trying to get 350 though, fat fuck is desperate for cash. That plus potential livestreaming again and all her other bullshit. Piggy pig pig is hurting. Love that for her.
 
Even now I'm still surprised by how fucking disgusted I feel when watching this fat bitch eat and stare at herself. She longs to be ''dainty'' yet doesn't seem to recognise that the way she eats is the furthest fucking thing from dainty.

It's just grotesque. Not even the average toddler eats in the manner in which she does.
 
I'm not recapping that idiotic mook-bong of potstickers except to say this: she's full of shit re what she told the shrink, if they even exist (and I have many doubts). There is no way she was honest with them or with us about the entire eating on camera thing. Professionals are not going to fucking tell you not to only "intuitively eat" when you're 500+ fucking pounds, but that it's perfectly fine for you to continue to eat on camera. We know - WE KNOW - that part of all that intake paperwork is information about where you work and what you do, and that these people (if they exist) would have googled that shit, found that channel, and would have seen just what it is that's going on there. No fucking way the advice is going to be to continue doing what you're doing, because look where that took you. I don't believe she's telling the truth (that she's likely lying out her shelf ass would be a shocker, I know), and I'm really starting to doubt this entire charade of the outpatient clinic arc. Fortunately for us, Fat Spamber always quits everything, so real or not, she'll be dropping it soon, if she hasn't already done so. Surrender to your true self, Fatty, and go find a good Cuban restaurant to smoke a whole suckling pig for you. I'd watch that mukbang with sound and ads, knowing it would drive me insane. You'd even have the fixins for Cubanos afterward, most likely, which you'd love, since it involves meat, mustard, cheese, and pickles on good, carby, calorie-laden bread.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm not recapping that idiotic mook-bong of potstickers except to say this: she's full of shit re what she told the shrink, if they even exist (and I have many doubts). There is no way she was honest with them or with us about the entire eating on camera thing. Professionals are not going to fucking tell you not to only "intuitively eat" when you're 500+ fucking pounds, but that it's perfectly fine for you to continue to eat on camera.
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This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
No fucking way the advice is going to be to continue doing what you're doing, because look where that took you. I don't believe she's telling the truth (that she's likely lying out her shelf ass would be a shocker, I know), and I'm really starting to doubt this entire charade of the outpatient clinic arc.
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I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Fortunately for us, Fat Spamber always quits everything, so real or not, she'll be dropping it soon, if she hasn't already done so.
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If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.
 
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