🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Spamber is lidurrully a whore. She might not fuck or show naughty bits, but she's a total money slut pig. She'll do all these things that cater to feeders and shit that humiliates her as long as she gets money from it. That's what a whore is. Exchange your goods for some cash despite the humiliation, degradation and feel dirty when you're done. Maybe she doesn't feel "dirty" after the fact because she's a delusional cow and thinks she's living her best life and sticking it to whoever. She's still exploiting and using her nasty fatassery for money.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
In the same video, she said that she did her taxes by herself. In the past, Amber claimed that she is rubbish at maths and has poor reading comprehension. The tax rules in the U.S. seem to be complicated for someone having her type of employment, and most people in such a situation seem to utilise accountants to file their taxes. I would be surprised if Amber could read and understand arcane and convoluted tax rules and successfully files her taxes.
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Recently, in one of her "we're making Eric & Ricky host us again", she said she "loves her accountant" and refers to that person as a "him". It was the part where she admonished everyone to file their taxes, lest they get arrested - and tangentially reminding everyone of how she started out studying criminal justice, while showing how bad she would be in the field. Tip, Hamber: most people who don't file their taxes do not go to prison.

Ah: here (cued):


Bibbity Bobbity said:
OT -One of the teachers in a local school district grew up POOR in Appalchia, and wanted their kids to understand what that meant food wise. They brought in potted meat food product to sample, and the kids were appropriately grossed out. Yes, SPAM was considered a luxury.
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Growing up in the holler ain't no joke, that's for sure. If they really wanted to make an impact, one that would have parents up in arms, they could have brought in some roadkill squirrel. LOL
 
mythical mother said:
I’d like to add onto this by saying that I did a little research on the Joancee website not long ago. I found a lot of the pictures they use to advertise “their” jewelry on Chinese marketplaces like Aliexpress and Wish. I’ve personally ordered some silver jewelry from Wish just to see if it would actually be real silver, and it was. Meaning, Becky could have gotten those rings as cheap as $7 with shipping almost anywhere else.

Joancee is just a scam site out of China that buys mass produced jewelry in bulk and sells it at a huge markup. The website is full of grammatical errors and they don’t even bother to change the pictures. They just copy and paste the ones Wish uses and slap them onto the listing.

Amber is stupid as fuck and wanted to find a ring that “looks real” and came across this site. She saw that the prices were in the hundreds and thought that meant the jewelry was “better quality” than “normal” costume jewelry. It isn’t. It all comes from the same place. There are even some sellers who will stamp brands like Cartier onto the same rings that she bought and sell them for half the price they paid for those. It’s ridiculous how she and Becky don’t have a brain cell between them.

There is good sterling silver and cubic zirconia jewelry. There are different grades of cubic zirconia depending on how it’s manufactured and silver jewelry can be rhodium plated to keep it from tarnishing with time. That being said, you can get a very good quality sterling silver and high-quality CZ ring for less than $100 on sites like Berricle. There’s nothing wrong with having a silver and CZ wedding set. It’s conflict free and can be ethically manufactured if you know where to look. What’s wrong is lying and trying to pass it off as something it isn’t. I’m not gonna get into the ethics of buying things from Chinese sweat shops because people do that every day, but it doesn’t take a lot of looking to find a seller that makes their own quality jewelry for a living wage and it usually isn’t very expensive. I will say that.

tl;dr Amber and Becky are retarded and got ripped off and those rings together are worth less than $20.

Edit: proof added that they just over price Wish listings. Also, Wish is known for stealing photos from Etsy sellers and Facebook listings so even their pictures aren’t “real”. I’m too lazy to find Amber’s exact ring listing, but I found 2 on Wish that are identical to the one with a single band and I found multiple items that were listed the same way with the same picture on both Joancee and Wish.
I included a comparison.
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Proof again that she’s not very bright. A simple search for diamond alternatives would have taught amber that Moissanite is a much better alternative to CZ and has a closer appearance and hardness. She would have had to pay a bit more, but it would have been more realistic.
 
Witch Bitch said:
Since she's as boring as ever, and there is no orbiter section anymore- anyone see the haters spreading that Dana lost 100lbsView attachment 3076090
Finally able to upload images. I dont see 100lbs of weight loss but thats just me.
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To be fair her losing 100lbs is like removing a row of seats from Yankee Stadium. But I see your point.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
They do not. It is literally physically impossible.



JFC, that filter. She should try one that removes that smug, punchable expression of hers, as long as she's trying to hide all the fat. Also, you twat, your "cleavage" should not start at the base of your neck.



As she loves to remind us, even though it was never going to be something she did, she cannot have children.



You're being far more generous than me. I still maintain that between her clothing choices and the way her fat has aged her, she looks like a morbidly obese 50+ year old trailer park grandmother who sits on a lawn chair outside her front door, smoking, eating bags of hot cheetos, downing diet cokes and PBRs alternately, and yelling at people all day long about how she could totally get in shape and kick their asses, but she has a heel spur, hip "bursatitis", and asthma, so it's hard, so how about they stop boo-lee-ing and fat-shaming her.
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Since it's physically impossible, what's the point? Are these people so unhappy that they have to pretend to have sex lives? God damn, this seriously makes me appreciate not being her. Gonna go clean up trash at the park just to show some gratitude that I wasn't born a fat dyke.
 
ChloeButts said:
Since it's physically impossible, what's the point? Are these people so unhappy that they have to pretend to have sex lives? God damn, this seriously makes me appreciate not being her. Gonna go clean up trash at the park just to show some gratitude that I wasn't born a fat dyke.
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Fat Spamber has to "prove" to the world, or at least her teeny corner of it, that she's a dainty, desirable princess. It's the same as her bragging to people that she and Becky were having sex ten times a week, when in reality, they did nothing (and no, SpamberLynn, I do not believe the two of you "did everything else" besides oral sex, for the same reason you didn't have oral sex: you're both too fat and your body structure makes it impossible).

Another thought I had about the TJ video: she wants structure, or so she claims, and she also wants therapy. You could get both, Big Spamber, if you went to inpatient treatment, just like everyone has been telling you. Since you're a grade A narc and control freak, we know you'll never do that, just as we know you will quit this latest thing because you know "what works for" you, and you'll go back to one of those structured diets that you will fail and quit. Again. Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
Amber is too stupid to realise that she could perhaps save her dying Youtube channel by going inpatient. She could blog from her room and tell the world about her "daily struggles" (it's so hard you guys!).
 
Thumb Butler said:
Amber is too stupid to realise that she could perhaps save her dying Youtube channel by going inpatient. She could blog from her room and tell the world about her "daily struggles" (it's so hard you guys!).
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But, she has no control of the narrative if she goes Inpatient. They won’t care if she is vlogging when they want her to exercise or eat a protein high, carb low meal. Add to this, what is Jade, Becky, Dana, etc doing that is independent of her influence and may not be in her best (perceived) interest?

Nope, no Inpatient for the narc.
 
FickleFuck said:
In all things, Spamber is a greedy piece of shit.
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It looks like Spamber has increased the price of her Cameo videos again. $25 to $30 now at $35. I suppose the greedy fat fuck needs the extra money to pay for the therapist that she will never see again. OINK, OINK, OINK, FATTY !!!

FupaCitySheriff said:
It looks like Spamber has increased the price of her Cameo videos again. $25 to $30 now at $35. I suppose the greedy fat fuck needs the extra money to pay for the therapist that she will never see again. OINK, OINK, OINK, FATTY !!!
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Just had a quick look at her ‘reviews’. We’ve seen the shit she is putting out in her desperation for money. Do these sound like Spamber to you?
‘Amazing! So energetic and expressed everything perfectly’
‘Absolutely perfect! It made my fiance’s whole month’
‘It was really sweet and genuine!!’
I wonder whether this is Thumby’s new job? Manning sock accounts for Fatty.

This one caught my eye...
‘Thank you Amber for the wedding planning advice!’
I wonder if she tried flogging them her ‘engagement’ rings for $500? A girl’s gotta eat, ya know.

Sorry I've fucked this up. I meant to edit it and not reply to my own comment. In my defence, I've just finished a double night-shift.
 
Murderous Anas said:
Doesn't Amber use the phrase "made my whole day/week/month" quite often?
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Pretty easy to 'make your day/week/month' when you do absolutely fuck all to fill the day/week/month.

It's always just getting a new thing. Never visiting anywhere or trying anything or having experiences.

"This is the best day of sitting on my fat arse since the last day I sat on my fat arse"
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Recently, in one of her "we're making Eric & Ricky host us again", she said she "loves her accountant" and refers to that person as a "him". It was the part where she admonished everyone to file their taxes, lest they get arrested - and tangentially reminding everyone of how she started out studying criminal justice, while showing how bad she would be in the field. Tip, Hamber: most people who don't file their taxes do not go to prison.
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I stand corrected.

In the video "tj maxx haul & showing some skin | vlog", at about the 5:00 mark, Amber said that "she did her taxes and hated every minute of it." My mistake was to believe something that Amber said.
 
Because I am uneducated in this particular regard, would she be allowed to vlog during inpatient care?

I only have experience with inpatient care for SI and SG which stands for suicidal ideations and gestures - I took quite a few young sailors to said facilities prior to retiring, and in those facilities the patient is not allowed to have any electronic devices unless strictly monitored, and that's once per day from the commons area so the facilitators can keep a careful eye on the patient. As was explained to me when I asked why such measures were taken, this is to keep the patient from exposure to media or situations that could trigger an episode and risk harm.

I wouldn't imagine that inpatient care for her situation would be much different - wanna make sure fatty isn't sitting there looking up menus and ordering food deliveries for her projected release date's planned 'binge.'
 
Murderous Anas said:
Doesn't Amber use the phrase "made my whole day/week/month" quite often?
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I was thinking along those lines, too. Nearly every review had exclamation marks; now I don't know whether that's common for reviews, common for Cameo reviews, or common for Ambertards - but I was working on the assumption that the same person was leaving most of the reviews... There were 40 reviews and each was positive - now I don't know whether you can only leave a positive review, or just like her comments' section; the negative ones just disappear into the Spamberverse. Time for some detectiveness...

27 / 50 used exclamation marks for Thunder Rosa, the new AEW wrestling champion's Cameo reviews
28 / 40 used exclamation marks for Spamber's Cameo reviews.
Not really sure this proves anything, aside from some people have got more money than sense.

Fatty is categorized as a 'Creator', so I searched the 'Influencers' and fuck me sideways, Spamber is there. Looks like our gorl has fulfilled one lifetime ambition.

Just performed a quick search to see what you can get for the same positive reviews, price, category etc and every single fucking person is better looking and physically attractive (I know it's not hard), but who the actual fuck would genuinely pay for her shit???? Here's a quick screengrab.
3 dancers on the top row. Which one is the odd one out? I bet the other two have never won awards for their choreography, though.

Edited cos I went full Orko and did some detectiveness.
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Turd Fergusson said:
I stand corrected.

In the video "tj maxx haul & showing some skin | vlog", at about the 5:00 mark, Amber said that "she did her taxes and hated every minute of it." My mistake was to believe something that Amber said.
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She could be lying about there being an accountant, too, keep that in mind. It isn't like the "gf" is going to correct her; as a viewer of the channel well before she popped into Big Spamber's DMs, she would know that SpamberLynn lying is one of the constants of the Amberverse. Hell, her "accountant" could be one of the boys, who knows?
 
FickleFuck said:
Spamber is lidurrully a whore. She might not fuck or show naughty bits, but she's a total money slut pig. She'll do all these things that cater to feeders and shit that humiliates her as long as she gets money from it. That's what a whore is. Exchange your goods for some cash despite the humiliation, degradation and feel dirty when you're done. Maybe she doesn't feel "dirty" after the fact because she's a delusional cow and thinks she's living her best life and sticking it to whoever. She's still exploiting and using her nasty fatassery for money.
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If Amber was conventionally attractive, she would have been doing porn. No doubt in my mind about it.

She's a "big but hulthy" gorl though, so she has to appeal to fetishists. Even her earlier stuff. "Fat Girl Conquering The Stairs!" come on. You know who is clicking that.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Just had a quick look at her ‘reviews’. We’ve seen the shit she is putting out in her desperation for money. Do these sound like Spamber to you?
‘Amazing! So energetic and expressed everything perfectly’
‘Absolutely perfect! It made my fiance’s whole month’
‘It was really sweet and genuine!!’
I wonder whether this is Thumby’s new job? Manning sock accounts for Fatty.

This one caught my eye...
‘Thank you Amber for the wedding planning advice!’
I wonder if she tried flogging them her ‘engagement’ rings for $500? A girl’s gotta eat, ya know.

Sorry I've fucked this up. I meant to edit it and not reply to my own comment. In my defence, I've just finished a double night-shift.
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Keep your eyes peeled for:

"That wuz soooo amazeeeeen!"
"WHUUUUUUUUUUT?"
"OHMAHGAHHHD!! OHMAHGAHHHD!! REALLY? OHMAHGAHD!!! AHMSOEXCITED!"
"I am OB--SESS--ED! LIDERULLY OB--SESS--ED!"
"LEZBEREAL...Amber is sooo, like...RAW, yannow? I'm liderully amazed!"

@Diet Coke 4 Life : Doing casework for mental health clients (mostly outpatient), they have similar rules. Among other reasons, others include the boundaries and rights to privacy for the other patients, whether in or out patient (both attend group sessions for example).
Also, the healthcare workers are pretty savvy when it comes to fucking abject attention whore retard wastes of space like Amber. It isn't good, you learn no healthy outlets/coping skills, and this behavior encourages a continuance of parasocial relationships--something that is NOT IDEAL, as we see with Chantal Sarault and troon shitheads like Colt Seidman.
So, pretty good bet that, no, Fat Albert, you can't film, or do your bloggeeeeeeeeeeen. No1curr about "your life" anyway. You're supposed to work on yourself and GET BETTER.

Lovethatforhurrr
 
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