🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JerkyPirate]

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Would be a decent elden ring boss ngl. man she thinks she's so hot

 

[FickleFuck]

Zack looking like an obnoxious fat non binary elderly millennial aunt in this new cooking video.

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Is his shirt hanging forward or is that his stomach?

 

[Owlflaps]

How about you scale it back and not spend like 300 bucks on traders joes plus 1000 of take out in a week. Also nice nod to that stupid panic attack video shows how serious you are!!!


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Mental things is SCARY

Let me show you my filtered to filth cunt face to show you how serious I am you guise

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I knew she would be too dumb for therapy. Stupidity kills. Don't have tard babies.

 

[Diarectic]

The way Amber has physically aged beyond her years is harrowing. Her weight gained has aged her tremendously. She has gone from looking like a normal (though mega fat) 20 year old to a 30 year old who looks like she is in her 40s having lived a pretty rough life. She screams unhealth now, in more ways than just her weight. I watched through a compilation video of Amberlynn, and you can physically see her slowly wearing her body down and growing sickly looking.

Or maybe she's just taking her postmenopausal aunt cosplay to the next level.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I knew she would be too dumb for therapy. Stupidity kills. Don't have tard babies.

Thankfully, she can't.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I saw this on fb or Twitter. So the first story we were told is Becky bought the totally real, totally expensive rings with her own money she had been saving. Then when Becky was selling them and we found out they were worth less than we even imagined Amber said she thought they were real, Becky told her they were real. Now, she has the rings back and she bought them herself, so how did she think they were real?

We all know that Amber lies, but her lying about the dumbest, and frankly stuff she doesn't need to lie about, is what annoys me the most. She made a big deal about that ring, how she couldn't wear it because it would get stolen, lost, or damaged when just one takeout order of hers cost more than both rings combined.

 

[Pippeyy]

I saw this on fb or Twitter. So the first story we were told is Becky bought the totally real, totally expensive rings with her own money she had been saving. Then when Becky was selling them and we found out they were worth less than we even imagined Amber said she thought they were real, Becky told her they were real. Now, she has the rings back and she bought them herself, so how did she think they were real?

We all know that Amber lies, but her lying about the dumbest, and frankly stuff she doesn't need to lie about, is what annoys me the most. She made a big deal about that ring, how she couldn't wear it because it would get stolen, lost, or damaged when just one takeout order of hers cost more than both rings combined.

Edit: I did not know about the ALR posts. Thank you.

What is this game with the rings? ALR lied from the get go about them, their size, cost.... Becky took them, tried to sell them, couldn't, gave them back to ALR for reasons that aren't she bought them back, ALR made videos about her ring size, the rings and then just handed them back to Becky knowing she would sell them? Did she think she proved Becky lied about the size (she didn't. Why would she if she was trying to sell them?) She obviously wants people to think that she's the victim and Becky just wanted money, like being her caretaker shouldn't come with a salary.

 

[tasty humane burger]

She tried to shill the engagement rings for $350 and said it would pay for her outpatient appointments but swiftly deleted the post. She also said on her story that she bought the rings, not Becky, but it was deleted quickly as well.

Screenshots from various Reddit retards but I did see these on her page so can confirm they're real and I presume the Insta dm posted above is real as well.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Something about a fat lesbian is really funny to me, though- how do they fuck?

They do not. It is literally physically impossible.

How about you scale it back and not spend like 300 bucks on traders joes plus 1000 of take out in a week. Also nice nod to that stupid panic attack video shows how serious you are!!!


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JFC, that filter. She should try one that removes that smug, punchable expression of hers, as long as she's trying to hide all the fat. Also, you twat, your "cleavage" should not start at the base of your neck.

Don't have tard babies.

As she loves to remind us, even though it was never going to be something she did, she cannot have children.

The way Amber has physically aged beyond her years is harrowing. Her weight gained has aged her tremendously. She has gone from looking like a normal (though mega fat) 20 year old to a 30 year old who looks like she is in her 40s having lived a pretty rough life. She screams unhealth now, in more ways than just her weight. I watched through a compilation video of Amberlynn, and you can physically see her slowly wearing her body down and growing sickly looking.

Or maybe she's just taking her postmenopausal aunt cosplay to the next level.

You're being far more generous than me. I still maintain that between her clothing choices and the way her fat has aged her, she looks like a morbidly obese 50+ year old trailer park grandmother who sits on a lawn chair outside her front door, smoking, eating bags of hot cheetos, downing diet cokes and PBRs alternately, and yelling at people all day long about how she could totally get in shape and kick their asses, but she has a heel spur, hip "bursatitis", and asthma, so it's hard, so how about they stop boo-lee-ing and fat-shaming her.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wait. She's trying to sell them for $350?

Please tell me if I'm wrong, but my alcohol-pickled brain recalls Becky trying to sell them for $250, which apparently was the original purchase price. I think. I might be remembering things incorrectly, and don't have the patience currently to go scrounging around for the original post.

ETA: Found it. My patience kicked in after a few sips of tasty beverage.

 

[FickleFuck]

Wait. She's trying to sell them for $350?

Please tell me if I'm wrong, but my alcohol-pickled brain recalls Becky trying to sell them for $250, which apparently was the original purchase price. I think. I might be remembering things incorrectly, and don't have the patience currently to go scrounging around for the original post.

ETA: Found it. My patience kicked in after a few sips of tasty beverage.

In all things, Spamber is a greedy piece of shit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She tried to shill the engagement rings for $350 and said it would pay for her outpatient appointments but swiftly deleted the post. She also said on her story that she bought the rings, not Becky, but it was deleted quickly as well.

This beg a few questions:

In a recent video, she said that she paid $50,000 in income tax. She also wrote that her expenses are $3,400 per month not counting food and purchases. So, from a few income tax calculators, she would have made about $160,00 income to pay $50,000 in taxes, leaving her with $110,000, or $9,167 net a month. If I subtract her expenses, it would leave her $5,766 a month for food and rubbish. Even for Amber, this is a lot of money for food. Why does she need to try to supplement her income by selling the ring? She should have enough money to pay for the treatment

In the same video, she said that she did her taxes by herself. In the past, Amber claimed that she is rubbish at maths and has poor reading comprehension. The tax rules in the U.S. seem to be complicated for someone having her type of employment, and most people in such a situation seem to utilise accountants to file their taxes. I would be surprised if Amber could read and understand arcane and convoluted tax rules and successfully files her taxes.

With a bit of investigation, last year, Amber has 18.27M views, or 1.5M per month, or 50,063 daily. To have an income of $160,000, the CPM would have to be 8.8 which is almost impossible. Instead, if I use a CPM of 3, her income should have been between $50,000 and $60,000. It is a good income for sure but clearly not as high as she claimed to be.

Again, her income is as aspirational as her weight loss.

 

[peach tea]

I saw this on fb or Twitter. So the first story we were told is Becky bought the totally real, totally expensive rings with her own money she had been saving. Then when Becky was selling them and we found out they were worth less than we even imagined Amber said she thought they were real, Becky told her they were real. Now, she has the rings back and she bought them herself, so how did she think they were real?

We all know that Amber lies, but her lying about the dumbest, and frankly stuff she doesn't need to lie about, is what annoys me the most. She made a big deal about that ring, how she couldn't wear it because it would get stolen, lost, or damaged when just one takeout order of hers cost more than both rings combined.

I’d like to add onto this by saying that I did a little research on the Joancee website not long ago. I found a lot of the pictures they use to advertise “their” jewelry on Chinese marketplaces like Aliexpress and Wish. I’ve personally ordered some silver jewelry from Wish just to see if it would actually be real silver, and it was. Meaning, Becky could have gotten those rings as cheap as $7 with shipping almost anywhere else.

Joancee is just a scam site out of China that buys mass produced jewelry in bulk and sells it at a huge markup. The website is full of grammatical errors and they don’t even bother to change the pictures. They just copy and paste the ones Wish uses and slap them onto the listing.

Amber is stupid as fuck and wanted to find a ring that “looks real” and came across this site. She saw that the prices were in the hundreds and thought that meant the jewelry was “better quality” than “normal” costume jewelry. It isn’t. It all comes from the same place. There are even some sellers who will stamp brands like Cartier onto the same rings that she bought and sell them for half the price they paid for those. It’s ridiculous how she and Becky don’t have a brain cell between them.

There is good sterling silver and cubic zirconia jewelry. There are different grades of cubic zirconia depending on how it’s manufactured and silver jewelry can be rhodium plated to keep it from tarnishing with time. That being said, you can get a very good quality sterling silver and high-quality CZ ring for less than $100 on sites like Berricle. There’s nothing wrong with having a silver and CZ wedding set. It’s conflict free and can be ethically manufactured if you know where to look. What’s wrong is lying and trying to pass it off as something it isn’t. I’m not gonna get into the ethics of buying things from Chinese sweat shops because people do that every day, but it doesn’t take a lot of looking to find a seller that makes their own quality jewelry for a living wage and it usually isn’t very expensive. I will say that.

tl;dr Amber and Becky are retarded and got ripped off and those rings together are worth less than $20.

Edit: proof added that they just over price Wish listings. Also, Wish is known for stealing photos from Etsy sellers and Facebook listings so even their pictures aren’t “real”. I’m too lazy to find Amber’s exact ring listing, but I found 2 on Wish that are identical to the one with a single band and I found multiple items that were listed the same way with the same picture on both Joancee and Wish.
I included a comparison.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Better start filming yourself eating all that TJ's crap, Fatty.

What was that you said on your Snapchat rant? "PUH-thetic!"

These kinda of views and ratios ain't gonna pay for very many more $300+ TJ shopping sprees. Hell, you probably won't even be able to afford SPAM at this point. You'll be stuck using these to go over your rice.

You'll be stuck with Wommart's Great Value knockoff and only be able to afford Armour's name brand potted meat or their

for special occasions, LoserLynn.

 

[dfranki723]

I wanted a warhorse to ride to school.

Your childhood dream is still significantly more plausible and realistic than Fat Cunt HamberLynn losing any decent amount of weight.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

In all things, Spamber is a greedy piece of shit.

Food, money, attention - the only things that get the SpamHog wet

In a recent video, she said that she paid $50,000 in income tax.
In the same video, she said that she did her taxes by herself.

If Fatty ever uses a nice round number like that, it's safe to assume she's lying. When she claims to be only 500 elbees, it's always 500 POINT ZERO.
I would be very shooketh if she paid any taxes, certainly nowhere near the correct amount. If she's doing them herself, there's no way in Hell they'll be done correctly.

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The contents of that tin has a higher IQ than Fatty. She could never eat it though; it would be akin to cannibalism, in the Spamberverse.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Better start filming yourself eating all that TJ's crap, Fatty.

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What was that you said on your Snapchat rant? "PUH-thetic!"

These kinda of views and ratios ain't gonna pay for very many more $300+ TJ shopping sprees. Hell, you probably won't even be able to afford SPAM at this point. You'll be stuck using these to go over your rice.

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You'll be stuck with Wommart's Great Value knockoff and only be able to afford Armour's name brand potted meat or their

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for special occasions, LoserLynn.

OT -One of the teachers in a local school district grew up POOR in Appalchia, and wanted their kids to understand what that meant food wise. They brought in potted meat food product to sample, and the kids were appropriately grossed out. Yes, SPAM was considered a luxury.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Once again into the breach. Get all angsty so I can laugh at you, Spamber.

Big Spamber has told us about three(?) outpatient visits so far. I believe that as is her habit, these videos are behind real time, especially when she started dropping out the announcing of the dates on the vlogs back when she quit yet another 100 days of something. Maybe it's a week, maybe two, but does it really matter? She'll still be fat and stupid, regardless.

We begin with the stupid intro. Skip.

WTF is with this filter and why are we sitting in an aloe plant? Not quirky, not cute. Get a fucking tripod and use it, you lazy twat.

"Today we're in a forest, and we're trying to find crocodiles."

You are not funny. We've established this. Stop trying to be funny.

"You guys are in my (fake) plant. I literally [sic] have nowhere to put you guys."

Either stop using "literally" as a crutch word, or use it correctly.

Claims to have two appointments today, whenever "today" is - once again, no date given.

Starts telling us who the appointments are with then starts talking about yet another pair of ugly earrings she's wearing. She continues, says she's "nervous" - no shit, you're nervous any every goddamn thing in the world. Just skip yammering about it, and understand we take this as a given after all these years of you being scared/nervous about things. Some stupid rambly thing about blood work: she's going to get it done today, so she's fasting and thinks she's starveen. I fucking guarantee you that you are not starving, Spamber. Is about to go film some cameos. Does that stupid clicking with her tongue that's uber annoying, and she knows this, which is why she's now doing it often - and bonus, now the editing "gf" zooms in on her fucking mouth. You sound like a fucking tard who just likes to make noise for the sake of making noise and we absolutely don't need a fucking closeup of your mouth. Or are you doing that for the feeders, BrokeLynn? I'll go with that: you need the feeders since your channel is dying.

Shilling for her cameo account. Skip.

VoiceoverLynn reading a quote (inserted on screen) about failure being part of the process and feeling discomfort - excuse me, feeling "uncomfortableness" - is part of the struggle. Yes, be inspired, gorls! That's the only thing you need!

The next part is her having some kind of breakdowm, and of course she was debating whether or not to include it. Sure you were. You say that often, and yet shove that shit into your vids anyway in your quest for sympathy for "muh mentalz" because you ate your way to 600 pounds. Blah blah blah, trying to find an excuse to quit the outpatient program. We know you'll find a reason to quit, Spamber. She says "Please be kind guys, kind words, please." NO. Why the fuck should anyone extend you any grace?

Blah blah. Basically, you thought it would be an instacure. Wait, what the fuck? Go back. This is a direct godamned quote.

"Like, I thought the dietician was...ok. I didn't think she was gonna be structured. I had a feeling it was going to be very much intuitive eating and no calories or anything like that, but I felt myself leaving the meeting like I needed something structured."

You FAIL every single structured thing. You FAIL intuitive eating. You FAIL counting calories. You ALSO said that meal plans would probably make you indulge your [non-existent] BED. There aren't any other choices, Fatball. How the fuck do you think you're going to lose weight, by magic? Or maybe you'll just wait for the beetus to catch up and lose a layygg to that in order to drop pounds. Here's the real deal: you do not want to lose weight because it requires 1) work, and 2) restricting your diet, both of which you hate. So miss us with this bullshit that you somehow think you know better than professionals who do this shit for a living. And if you want to quit the program, just fucking quit. Nobody cares about your rationalization for doing so, and that doesn't matter anyway: you're a quitter. it's what you do. It's what people expect you to do. Just go back to hoovering down all the food you want, and get yourself back over 600 pounds again. Then we can see just how much the "gf" loves you.

More "I need something structured to help me lose weight" crap. No, what you need is to 1) understand you cannot pay attention to losing weight when it requires therapy to do that and 2) tell this shit to your shrink and/or dietician, and they will repeat #1 to your fat face. Nothing will change if you try therapy and a diet at the same time. Shits on the shrink and dietician because they don't want to discuss weight loss. Guess what, Spamber: you've been to a grand total of what, three visits? You probably, as usual, think you know everything and what's best, but nine years of YT says otherwise.

"I actively need to lose weight or I'm gonna die." STOP USING ACTIVELY. JFC. There should be a shock collar that can zap her when she uses her idiotic crutch words, and a stronger double shock if she uses them AND uses them incorrectly.

Guess you should have thought about all this before eating yourself to immobility, Fatty. Or thought about losing weight - "actively" - when you had more money coming in so you wouldn't be bitching about the price of this program. Guess that orange chicken was just too much to pass up.

"So, I'm scared." Like you were post-surgery, when we saw you go right back to your usual eating patterns, once again ignoring being told by everyone that you should be changing your habits? Yeah, real scared, we can tell. And you're scared of the way they want you to eat? They want you to eat just like you always eat. What's your problem? It isn't like you'll stick to a diet.

JFC, this angle is horrific.

That nose ring makes you look like you have a booger up in there. It's stupid, get rid of it. Take the eyelashes with it, because they suck too.

"They want me to have snacks during the day, which I never do." I almost damaged myself from laughing so hard. You're such a pathological liar. "I'm just so scared right now." Tip: when you're going for the "found footage" sort of horror movie, it needs to be darker and the camera needs to be closer to your chin (your first chin) pointing upwards to your face to show how skeered you are. She's blathering on about how she might have an ang-ziii-ty attack. Then have it or not, FFS, I can't see how you would, since this is the same bullshit you say every time you decide to quit something. In fact, I bet you already have quit it, since we know this is behind, and the clinic hasn't pulled out a magic bullet to make everything all better instantly for you.

"I am hyperfixating on all the diets I could be doing to lose weight." Oh, do tell about all these diets you could be doing that have helped you lose weight. Come on, Big Spamber, tell us.

God damn, I keep forgetting just how enormous she is.

"Fill the frame with your presence" doesn't mean be a giant fatass with arms the size of some peoples' torsos.

What the fuck are you talking about? "How can I trust something where the goal isn't to save my life?" You are so spectacularly stupid that it defies description. Just find your excuse to quit the program. We know that's what's coming. You never finish anything. You will forever be fat. You should just embrace it at this point.

Ugh, another inspirational molment. Oh, you've only been to two appointments? I wonder if you'll get to the third.

Grocery haul time! Trader Joe's, with a stop at SBUX for that stupid lemonade with a couple pumps of vanilla she acts like she fucking invented. An "I promise you?" uptalk, as she does, to try to get people to believe whatever she's saying. much like honestly, to be honest, I swear, or trust me: it's far easier to get people to trust you when you don't lie like a sociopath. As a bonus, you also don't have to add any of those phrases to your speaking patterns.

I'm not going to detail all the shit they bought, just sum it up: prepacked shit, snack shit (so much for that not snacking during the day), bread (ciabatta,for sandwiches, way to watch those calories and that carb intake), hideous plant shit, meat. She says this is supposed to be three weeks of food, and I say good luck with that. She pulls it out of the bag, the "gf" puts it away. But instead of doing something sensible and intelligent, like placing the bag on a chair by the island, to make reaching into it easier on her TRex arms and reduce the FUCKING ANNOYING NOISE she makes when pulling shit out, she leaves it on the counter. Fucking annoying, and a shitton of money spent so they could feel bougie about their status on the economic scale, I suppose.

No goodbye, no "I forgot to end the vlog.", no splice in of a pre-recorded ending, like a smart person would do. Nope, it just abruptly ends, with the stupid outro music.

TL;DW/DR: SpamberLynn gets all angsty about the outpatient program she'll be quitting any minute now, and they spend a bunch of money on Trader Joe's groceries, half of which will probably go bad because she will continue to order takeout.

 

[Queequeg]

I knew she would be too dumb for therapy. Stupidity kills. Don't have tard babies.

The truest pro-choice argument.