🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Stop me if I'm being totally absurd here, but has it ever occurred to Lady Spamalot that she could, like, ask the therapist/ nutritionist/ whoever if she has concerns about what they suggest? Something along the lines of "I'm worried that following a diet/ not following a diet/ counting calories/ intuitive eating/ being awake/ breathing will trigger a binge, is there anything else I can try?"

Or would that involve her actually WANTING to do outpatient in thr first place, rather than this being another half hearted attempt at nothing soon to be officially cancelled in another "blaming my audience for all my problems because you guise booleeeeed me into this" video...?
 
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Ewwww omg .. eww..
 
So completely off topic…but anyone else notice the influx of distinctly *cough* “”African”””” decor? Next she will be reading Roots and gushing about Kunta Kinte becoming her hero second to only Rosa Parks.
 
So completely off topic…but anyone else notice the influx of distinctly *cough* “”African”””” decor? Next she will be reading Roots and gushing about Kunta Kinte becoming her hero second to only Rosa Parks.

I look forward to her flexing like a full on collage student by reading Things Fall Apart while mispronouncing Chinua Achebe's name so many times, any reaction channel will have to put a counter on their screen.
 
Stop me if I'm being totally absurd here, but has it ever occurred to Lady Spamalot that she could, like, ask the therapist/ nutritionist/ whoever if she has concerns about what they suggest? Something along the lines of "I'm worried that following a diet/ not following a diet/ counting calories/ intuitive eating/ being awake/ breathing will trigger a binge, is there anything else I can try?"

Or would that involve her actually WANTING to do outpatient in thr first place, rather than this being another half hearted attempt at nothing soon to be officially cancelled in another "blaming my audience for all my problems because you guise booleeeeed me into this" video...?

She's aware enough to acknowledge that she needs more structure but too retarded to admit that she needs to be admitted to an inpatient program. It's like her tiny lizard brain can't make the connection that she can't do wishy-washy bullshit like intuitive eating and needs actual medical intervention.

No matter how many weight loss attempts Amber pretends to make, remember -

Amber does not want to lose weight.

Amber thinks she's pretty.

This. At this point, if she can't lose the weight by herself, it's because she doesn't want to or she's just that dim. Someone who eyefucks the camera has tunnel vision in regards to their attractiveness.
 
No matter how many weight loss attempts Amber pretends to make, remember -

Amber does not want to lose weight.

Amber thinks she's pretty.

I think she wants to lose weight. But kinda like how when you know you should go to bed earlier so you’re not miserable at work, but you wanna stay up and watch another episode of a show instead. Then you’re up 4 hours later than you should be and you wake up feeling like garbage.

She knows losing weight is something she needs to do, but she gets too much satisfaction and comfort from eating.

I imagine she doesn’t even think about her health or weight when she’s indulging in these foods, and then after is like “shit I shouldn’t have done that. I feel disgusting” but she just keeps doing it anyway instead of getting her shit together.

This is why I say she is a lost cause. Until she gets all of her mental issues sorted out (you don’t just get to 600lb and nothing is wrong with you mentally) she will remain a whale. But like most fatties it’s comfort>change
 
So completely off topic…but anyone else notice the influx of distinctly *cough* “”African”””” decor? Next she will be reading Roots and gushing about Kunta Kinte becoming her hero second to only Rosa Parks.
The next holiday gonna be like "guise, my girlfriend got me this absolutely adorable jewelry"
The absolutely adorable jewelry:
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Nah, I'd pose she wants to lose weight. Just like when I was a stupid little kid, I wanted a warhorse to ride to school. Then you grow up and say 'wow, that's dumb' and buy a car instead. Except in her case, she buys more Spam.
 
Wipey Appears~Wipey use 'Quick Attack'

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She looks skeered of whatever shit she just pulled out of the bag.


"Look at meeee! I can pull groceries out of the bag and let you do the actual work of putting everything away, just like I used to "help" Becky hang up our clothes by parking my ass on the bed and putting things on hangers, then handing them to Becky to hang up, or folding clothes and letting Becky put them all away! I'm so proud of myself baybuh!"
 
Fat people have always made me uncomfortable. I think it's the lack of self-control that's visually apparent- these fucks have no shame and they inflict their horrible lives on everyone else instead of having the dignity to kill themselves.

Something about a fat lesbian is really funny to me, though- how do they fuck? Assuming they don't use a strap-on, is she expecting some faggot bitch to dig through the mounds of thigh fat and eat that diseased pussy that hasn't seen the light of day in years? For fuck's sake.
 
How about you scale it back and not spend like 300 bucks on traders joes plus 1000 of take out in a week. Also nice nod to that stupid panic attack video shows how serious you are!!!


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