🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Oh, going to the Big Ham-patented "other Xers" now, are we? Give me a fucking break. I have no sympathy for someone who uses "muh trauma" as a cudgel against the rest of humanity, as if they're owed something because part of their life was shitty. Fuck that.
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“Crudgel against the rest of humanity” them some big words to describe a ham planet who don’t even leave her apartment
 
I can see from every thing. Hamber is still lying consistently.

And fuck following her timelines. I remember when this was it's own subforum and it was easier to see what new video was what and even then, you'd be spending weeks to do it because bitch could change the narrative mid story.

She just needs to die and who ever her caretaker is, can tell us all about it. Because she is not dating any one, I'm pretty sure she has a caretaker in some capacity.
 
I don't give a fuck about any whataboutism or wether or not there are even more rancid hamplanets orbiting the deathfat verse, Amberlynn is a vile cunt and this is her thread that we come to speculate and laugh at. Sure she doesn't even leave her apartment now but her existence has been an unspeakable crime against the planet and many animals, particularly pets belonging to her and former friends/moochees. Let's not forget Gracie who 'mysteriously' disappeared just so Amberlynn could buy Wasabi, like Destiny is a piece of shit but getting rid of your partner's pet and potentially killing them since Gracie was never found or seen again? I'm not even a fan of cats and that's just one of the many, many, many, many shitty things in a long list of shitty things she's done yet should know better but can't/won't because she's a narcissistic cunt.

tl;dr It's Amberlynn and we're the spergs laughing at her. Don't ham it up for her like you're some fucking youtube ambaby.


Have a dainty video.
 
FarmVille said:
“Crudgel against the rest of humanity” them some big words to describe a ham planet who don’t even leave her apartment
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But who has the ability to broadcast her bullshit to millions.

You asked why some things she says are believed and some not. Pathological liars tend to wrap their lies around a kernel of truth.

Dance: was she in some kind of dance group? Probably. Dancing burns a lot of calories; it would be a good outlet for a foster family to give her to try. Was she a member of a prize-winning group for which she choreographed that won almost every time they competed somewhere? Very doubtful.

Soccer: did she play? Probably, for the same reason above. Was the team anything other than an intramural league for kids - i.e., "legit", in her and Destiny's stupid terminology? Doubtful. She can't even remember the team name.

You can also often see when they're telling the truth, because it will be something they are especially bitter or aggrieved about.

Being given skim milk instead of whole like the other kids: Very likely to be true. No kid likes to be singled out, and since she was already fat, likely pissed because skim didn't taste the same as whole, which she loves to this day.

Having food locked up so she couldn't get to it: almost certainly true. As I've said, she wants to eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantities she wants - again, something she does to this day.

Remembering she was being fed yogurt on 9/11: Maybe; it's possible she's conflating the two. Yogurt, for the same reason as the whole/skim milk: singled out. The assignation of the date may be true, but may not be; after all, she was only 11 at that time, and the events of the day started unfolding at 0545 California time (of course, coverage was nonstop from that point). She may just be assigning it to that date because of the events on it. Regardless, she claims to hate yogurt to this day.
 
Im sure being placed into foster care did some damage to Amber as she probably developed abandonment issues and unhealthy attachments. At the same point im sure her being placed in foster care was the right choice and she was fortunate to have a foster family who tried to help her. Her main form of coping is certainly gorging herself because it was her only comfort when her actual parents werent giving a fuck about her and she never found a healthy alternative. As she got older im sure her whole childhood made her feel like an unwanted, ugly fat kid and she compensated for it by eating nonstop behind doors while making up shit to look cool, desirable and awesome to the outside world.

There are worse people out there and they deserve everything that comes their way. Amber isnt terrible on a criminal scale but she is a shitty human without a doubt. I can understand why people detest her so much, she is as big as a liar as she is massive, squanders every opportunity to better herself and is just a massive bitch. People hate liars and the fact Amber lies about anything so blatantly infuriates people. She is someone who would steal fries off your plate infront of you and say to your face she didnt. Also the fact he has an excuse for every action and hides behind a defense of "mentals". I can understand if you have issues but to constantly bring it up and not even attempt to fix it or improve your situation means you are trying to justify a negative behavior.

Amber annoys me but I do find her amusing in how hard she tries to make herself look like a cover model of a teen magazine. I might not hate her on the scale of "I wish she just die" level but I do dislike her strongly because of how much of a garbage planet sized human she is. However I do get some amusement out of knowing how shitty her life is and how she is her greatest enemy in the teen drama she imagines her life. She dosent just lie to everyone around her, she lies to herself about how wonderful things are. She scoffs and humpfs when people dare question her inability to do normal human tasks cause shes physically incapable and its hilarious. We know she cant put shoes or socks on but she makes it seem like she can. She shows us dainty meals she eats while maintaining 600lbs and she imagines people believe her diets when its obviously not working. Amber is a mess of a human and rather than put all of her effort into getting actual help and improve her life she decides to grab which ever human thumb or gorilla in the vicinity to wipe her as she eats herself to the next weight bracket while broadcasting to the world everything is wonderful.

Overall Amber is a shitty human and her pathetic attempts to mask how much of a miserable, fat bitch she is makes me laugh because she is such a chronically terrible liar.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
But who has the ability to broadcast her bullshit to millions.

You asked why some things she says are believed and some not. Pathological liars tend to wrap their lies around a kernel of truth.

Dance: was she in some kind of dance group? Probably. Dancing burns a lot of calories; it would be a good outlet for a foster family to give her to try. Was she a member of a prize-winning group for which she choreographed that won almost every time they competed somewhere? Very doubtful.

Soccer: did she play? Probably, for the same reason above. Was the team anything other than an intramural league for kids - i.e., "legit", in her and Destiny's stupid terminology? Doubtful. She can't even remember the team name.

You can also often see when they're telling the truth, because it will be something they are especially bitter or aggrieved about.

Being given skim milk instead of whole like the other kids: Very likely to be true. No kid likes to be singled out, and since she was already fat, likely pissed because skim didn't taste the same as whole, which she loves to this day.

Having food locked up so she couldn't get to it: almost certainly true. As I've said, she wants to eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantities she wants - again, something she does to this day.

Remembering she was being fed yogurt on 9/11: Maybe; it's possible she's conflating the two. Yogurt, for the same reason as the whole/skim milk: singled out. The assignation of the date may be true, but may not be; after all, she was only 11 at that time, and the events of the day started unfolding at 0545 California time (of course, coverage was nonstop from that point). She may just be assigning it to that date because of the events on it. Regardless, she claims to hate yogurt to this day.
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TL;DR real or not, yogurt was HER PERSONAL 9/11
 
FarmVille said:
She’s a liar and we can’t believe anything she says but we can believe that she was playing sports and dancing as a kid?

“kids of junkies” end up in the same exact system that apparently was so wonderful to ALR. Why was it a life of luxury for her but not any of them? Did she just get lucky?

I’m not saying she’s not vile, but she is not even close to being the most vile deathfat in the deathfat forum and her early life was objective much, much worse.
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Why are you amberlynn cheerleaders even in her thread, when you clearly have so much empathy for her? She isn’t a little foster kid any more, she is an unpleasant, narcissistic, smug cow. This 31 year old is the one we are here to critique, not ‘poor’ little Amber Reid. Get over yourselves.
 
ObviousMelon said:
Tell us you need money, without telling us you need money
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That’s like $25 of canned spiced ham right there. That’s baller levels of cube meat.

Lol@ all you assmad faggots that have list reasons why you hate amberlynn, like it excuses you from bing a bad person yourself for dunking on a 600 lb retard. I don’t care that she claimed some greasy TiF raped her. I just like making fun of her and I own that, full stop.
 
-im over the coffee intro
-two steps in and shes huffing
-trying to show off her hickey ew
-2nd outpatient treatment today
-no labwork available until april
-surprise surprise, shes anxious
-she cant believe people still think shes LYEENG about her ring size
-apparently becky gave her rings back
-she brought out the ring sizer again
-she shows 8 1/2 but tbh it still looks like a 10 to me
-fat fingers are fat fingers gorl
-"my girlfriend needs to know my true ring size" youre not subtle and we dont care
-wants to know if she should flush the rings down the toilet. what a cunt
-situation type deal
-shes telling us about how theres 2 types of therapy and of course now shes a fucking expert on evidence based therapy
-so now that shes doing this super special therapy that "only 1/10 people do" shes allll about it
-narclynn gonna narc
-shes doing cameo now. going broke when?
-trying to describe an old book she read as a kid
-its a nostalgic thing
-wifey is 26? 27?
-oh my fucking god she got a fucking english text book
-from elementary school im fucking DEAD
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-its got a story about rosa parks in it of course
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-shes been OBSESSED with spam lately
-she shows us that she actually walks to get her own grocery bags so obviously shes a fitness kween now
-corn, spam, beef jerky, and salt. so healthy
-it kills me that she buys groceries one meal at a time
-i spy that full sugar dr pepper gorl
-shes teaching us how to make rice. bet she fucks it up like chantal does
-WAIT, shes boiling the water first???
-at least she rinses her rice
-is she just making fried spam and rice? thats not some new fucking thing gorl
-toddler chopping that spam
-i hate the way she makes rice
-seasoning her rice
-using oil? wheres the water to fry the spam in?
-more fucking seasonings
-siracha of course
-NO PLEASE NO
-SHES ADDING FROZEN CORN TO THE SPAM IM GONNA VOM
-and now scallions?? and shes cooking them into it?
-god fucking damn her hoof looks so fat trying to pic up scalliions
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-SHE PUT RAW PEANUTS ON TOP???????
-I HATE THIS
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-shes doing laundry just...to prove she can ??? i guess??
-she forgot to end the blog AGAIN
- i fucking cant with that spam dish yall
 
DontEatThat said:
I can understand why people detest her so much,
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IDK about anyone else, but the thing that I detest so much about her is her constant, persistent, relentless IN-A-FUCKING-BILITY to respect other people's feelings and boundaries.
Her inability to put the fucking phone down and NOT FILM every interaction, meeting, with, shopping trip, or dining out with her (not girlfriend's) friends (because--face it--Amber has no friends of her own because nobody fucking likes her).
Go back and re-watch the old DUNCEcap and NoNecky era vids at restaurants with "friends." Clearly shooting her eleventy silent FUCK OFF! cues and STOP FUCKING FILMING cues, and she just goes "WHUUUUUUT?" "OhmyGAWWWD--Ahmsoexcited!! Areyousoexcited--ohmyGawwwd!"

While getting butthurt if Eric or Ricky or a stranger shoots Super8 Bigfoot shots of her nasty ass laaayyyyyygs and feet in public.
burntgrilledcheese said:
The 'my way' inclusion to jump on the Nader/Chantal drama train to try and regain relevancy
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Amberism: (Dumbfounded thousand yard lobotomy stare) WHUUUUUT? WHUUUUT? I did THAAAAT!


Have we ever heard, or found out, whether dipshit is a Prader-Wili? Because technically she DOES have some physical characteristics along with extremely low emotional intelligence and maturity. The fact her foster family had to lock the cupboards makes me think she'd prolly eat cat shit right outta the box if they didn't watch out.
 
We begin, as always, in the stank apartment, where if is isn't the aroma of festering, oozing lymphedema and the poorly wiped giant asscrack of Hamber's, it's all the candles and air fresheners and body soaps and perfumes trying to cover it. Tell me something stupid and lie to me, Fatty. And do it at 2x speed because your speaking is just as retardedly stupid and slow as everything else about you.

Those spider eyelashes are just as hideous now as when they appeared when MamaMeth blew into town to see if you were a goldmine, Big Ham. In fact, those combined with your overdone makeup and your hideous sense of couture make you look like trailer trash following teen fashion magazines that are decades out of vogue. So, on target there for you, anyway. MamaMeth must be thanking her lucky stars she went back to Okie and lives far away.

Oh, look, another hickey, shown prominently to the camera. Trailer trash again. No need to continually remind us just how immature you are, Big Al. Blah blah, today is the second appointment. Doesn't have an appointment with the dietician yet, something I bet she's thankful for, and "the doctor who is doing my bloodwork doesn't have an opening until April. That's far, far, away." Oh, you mean like the same "next month" that your March first appointment was from February? Do you not understand how time works?

She's "super freakin' anxious" and wants to get the appointment over with. Spoken like someone who doesn't really want to get invested in the program. It won't be long until we're not hearing about these appointments. People will ask about them, and she'll claim she's keeping that off YT. Eventually, when the questioning reaches a crescendo, she'll confess that she stopped going, because it "just wasn't working for me". She'll say this as she films a mook-bong where she eats an entire suckling pig.

Oh, FFS. Back to the goddamned ring size. NO ONE CARES you fat cunt. Your fingers are fat, like the rest of you. Some story about Becky selling them and only subscribers were interested in buying them or some other boring bullshit I didn't listen to, so she gave them back to Big Ham, who amusingly, calls them "gaudy". Both of them. I seem to recall you pointing these out to Becky, o Queen of Moderation who wasn't happy with one ring, but had to have two. This is filler bullshit. Time on this: almost two full minutes.

Is now back from the second appointment and is "loving it". Yeah, that won't last. Proceeds to throw every other previous therapist she's had under the bus because they were only "surface" level, which Hamber didn't like because we all know just how deep a person she is. Claims to love the "evidence" (i.e., deep) therapy - all of two appointments in, let's recall -says it's "here's your diagnosee [sic], let's work on that." Great, you tell them your "diagnosee", they tell it back to you, and I guess they'll just continue to tell you what you want to hear - that your childhood was shittier than anyone else's, in the history of the world, and you're so special (here's a cookie!) and you shouldn't feel badly when you constantly fail things, and when you fall off that bike, you should just get right back on and keep trying.

(Side note: this video remains a goldmine and in its entirety, sums up anything anyone needed to know about Big Al.)

Says she's just "shook to the core" - do they have a speech therapist over there, to help cure this fucking glomming on to words and phrases you have going on, WriterLynn? Says she should have done this sooner. Damn, if only anyone had ever suggested it prior to now!

Next appointment is in a few days, also now has a dietician appointment as well.

Pimps her cameo account. That bank account level must be setting off alarms in her pea-sized brain.

Some bullshit about some stupid book she remembers from her (traumatic) childhood. And she "finally found it!" Guess taking two seconds to google it before now was out of the question. Says not to judge her, but fuck that, I'm judging you, you lazy twat.

Wants to show us a meal she's been "obsessed with" (another word you should stop fucking using) lately, waddles over to pick up the groceries. Which are not unpacked, still in the grocery bags, and includes two bags of frozen corn. Good job, Fatty. Encourage that bacterial growth!

Is going to cook something with SPAM in it, with the cat walking all over the counter. Nasty. Less sodium SPAM, at that. She's making rice "from scratch" as she calls it. JFC, jasmine is a floral rice. Why must you fucking douse everything in the same four seasonings you always use? You should be rehabbing your fucking one taste bud while you work on your lard ass, Fatty.

Slices a can of SPAM, then cuts that into cubes. Throws it into a frying pan. Completely obliterates the "less sodium" SPAM by emptying a quarter jar of garlic salt on it. As usual, adds the only seasonings she knows, tops it off with sriacha and soy sauce (more sodium!). Adds corn, suggests it sounds weird and w should trust her. That ain't happening, LiarLynn. She's cutting the scallions, helpfully tells us you can put it in early in the cooking or late. Why, you're a regular Julia Child, ChefLynn.

Puts a blob of heavily overseasoned (and wrongly seasoned) rice on a plate. Scoops some of the SPAM monstrosity on that. Adds even more soy sauce and sriacha, then sesame seeds, then peanuts. Pronounces it delicious. Well, I guess we'll just call up the James Beard Foundation and tell them we know who should receive the award for this year. Says again we should trust her. Nope, not trusting someone who thinks overseasoned SPAM on top of overseasoned rice and then covered in two different textural items is haute cuisine.

Does some stupid stuff with her overly fragranced laundry soaps, and it cuts to the end where VOLynn tells us that like an idiot, or someone who hasn't been uploading videos for a decade, she "forgot" to end this, signs off, stupid outro.

TL;DW/DR: Big Ham is the queen of questionable and overly used scents in every aspect of her life.
 
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