🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
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ummm no one rode a scooter around WalMart like my gorl. That's the content I miss.
 
Just Hammy trying to hustle up some 💰again like when Twinkie was 'hurt' and instead of taking her dog to the vet, instead went to eat out on the same street as 24/7 vet practice! Can't teach an old pig new tricks!
 
Fuck off Amber. She’s rage baiting, Twinkie’s knees are bad and the vet says it’s totally normal for small dogs, nothing to do with her being fat as shit for years of course.
The vet was also sure to congratulate her on making Twinkie lose weight at the perfect pace since small dogs shouldn’t lose weight too quickly.
 
Well, I made it 2 and a half minutes in. Bless you guys who are able to slog through Jade-era Amber videos. Anyway, I had to stop around the time she proclaimed that she cried about Twinkie's condition. Based on what little actual info she gave us, it sounds like she has patellar luxation, which I don't know if I'd characterize it as "normal" but it is common in dogs Twinkie's size. It can cause pain and discomfort, which is what the meds are for, but it's not a damn death sentence, Amber. Surgery is also an option if it gets unmanageable. What a drama queen.
 
Skinny dogs get knee and joint problems too!!! I'm sure not even a day after Twonk suffers to death from her owner induced obesity, Amber will have another stupid little dog to fatten up and put through the same shit. Or maybe Wipey will convince her to get a ghetto gangsta doggy like a pitbull and when it snaps and bites at FatFuck's face the way Twinko has done that will be the end of the whole mess. Doggo can feast and Wipey inherits Ham's shit. Or maybe they can salvage Ham's face but she'll look like that lady that had her face and hands ripped off by a chimpanzee. Imagine that face eyefucking itself and doing duck lips.
 
Twinkie could die in her sleep and Fatty would be ecstatic - she could get all the attention and sympathy she desires!
She doesn't even pretend to care about the cats equally. Poor fucking beans.

We know you don't feel love for anyone other than yourself, stop trying. We also know that YOU will not follow up with the medication, your silly whore girlfriend will have to do it.
 
dfranki723 said:
We know you don't feel love for anyone other than yourself, stop trying. We also know that YOU will not follow up with the medication, your silly whore girlfriend will have to do it.
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Yep. Pig didn't give a shit once she had her 'cancer' op (and I am adamant in my belief that she never, ever had cancer or proper operations/chemo, just had an endo-infested uterus removed) so if this narc continues gorging herself like a tick without a fuck, why would she give a single shit about Twinkie? Bitch can't even put a harness on her properly which shows how much love she gives her little doggie that doesn't involve throwing shitty low-quality 'treats' down her pet's gullet.
 
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Hannah Spears said:
I had to stop around the time she proclaimed that she cried about Twinkie's condition.
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I paused and yelled at her. Who the fuck cares if you 😭 CRIED 😭 or not.
Crying is meaningless.
"My dog has a health issue and I performed an emotion you guise!"

So. What.
 
"my Dog got knee Problems and can t walk very well ...she even needed Painmeds...."
*drags Dog through a Petstore* yeah, i m sure Twinky s pain made a short break
till u had her back at Home-.- heartless Bitch...
 
As much as I love ❤️ animals 10 cats, dog, a big sulcata tortoise) we should all take comfort in knowing it's a fat, overfed Chihuahua and NOT a child.

Can't even imagine that disaster. Hang in there Twinks.
 
It's not just Twinkie though, it's Rarity and Wasabi also. I don't give a diddly squit about the ham hock but Twinkie and the cats and I feel for, locked up all the time in a stinky apartment with little fulfillment or play areas since our gorl wouldn't think about maintaining clean litter, walkies, outie areas or play to keep them stimulated, and Wasabi with the long fur! Pets with long hair can really suffer when left to get matted. 🙁
 
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Erm,,,, whuuutttttttt? Liarlynn is gaslighting us yet again.
She had to get under 400 ellbeeeez to fit in the mri etc; didn’t she?
Piggylynn thinks we is all as dumb as her!
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Cats are very resilient. My mom just passed and had several. We were able to adopt two out, my nephew took one and I crated Pork Chop from Alabama to his new home here in AZ. I expected it to be a total clusterfuck. But he's assimilated and doing well.

Meet Pork Chop.

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lul, the 'you're too fucking fat and the door isn't latched' alarm went off three fucking times before she got it securely shit.
 
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