🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I had a oenophile friend who liked to tell people your orange juice is legally allowed to be 7% alcohol. So, more than cheap Moscato or White Claw.

I always thought you'd get sick on the sugar in those before you'd get drunk. Not Amber!
 
What got me is when she said she used to look up to Nikocado. Who the fuck looks up to that degenerate? I watch Amberlynn and Chantal for fun so my tastes are already garbage and even I can't stand to look at him. When Chantal gets too gross I just fast forward but with him, he makes me wanna puke just on sight and I can't do it.

I get why Amberlynn content was reduced to just the thread since she's too boring now for a whole subforum but one thread I do miss is the one for her quotes. She's stupid in a way that I find so funny. I clicked on some compilation of shit she's said. And back when she had that one job she quit because she couldn't sit for that long or whatever and she kept hiding in the bathroom she said "For work, I just wanna say, we sit at our desk all day long doing government type of deals", and I think that's beautiful.
 
Amberlynn was never interesting on her own. People were attracted to the trainwreck that was her life and the really interesting characters were those in her orbit: Casey, Krystal, Destiny and even Becky + the fags were far more entertaining and spiced up the background in between when this heifer was waffling on and on in the cycle we gradually became accustomed to and the reason why her videos are so fucking boring now is because it IS her content. She's a bedbound boar, a housebound hog, a parked pig that can only gorge on the blandest, most boring beige shit when in the past, she might have been dropped off at the mall to toddle along and touch things with her knasty knuckles and unwashed body dirtying Wommart's loyal scooters.

Nikocado is gross as fuck but he's had a much more interesting journey from his vegan beginnings and talent in many things which makes his fall sadder to watch, disgusting and wasteful though he is. He has personality, and Chantal is a fascinating trainwreck in her own right with some genuinely hilarious tics like her giggles and spergtastic phrases like 'beezing'. Is it annoying? Fuck yes, but they're her words unlike Hamberlynn who just latches onto her immediate host and gorges herself on their personality, goodwill and soul like the useless tick that she is.

Nikocado and Chantal at least make entertaining videos of their slopfests with some actually decent-looking food. For somebody who gorges as much as she does, Hammy can't even make edible-looking meals and is 'so proud' of doing literally fuck all with her life. She lies and has caused a city's worth of ecological damage in her lifetime + ate a genocide's worth in orange chicken. That's the most positive impact she's had on this planet.

tl;dr - Our gorl was always boring and had no personality beyond being an obnoxious cunt which is only obvious to people with a modicum of intelligence. Ambabies still fall for her shit despite it the same old and worse than the last 8 fucking years she's oinked.
 
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Ambabies still fall for her shit despite it the same old and worse than the last 8 fucking years she's oinked.
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Even a blind pig can sniff a truffle.

Said with no reverence to anything, because Hamber couldn't find her shelf-ass with either of her T-Rex arms.
 
goodgrief said:
What got me is when she said she used to look up to Nikocado. Who the fuck looks up to that degenerate? I watch Amberlynn and Chantal for fun so my tastes are already garbage and even I can't stand to look at him. When Chantal gets too gross I just fast forward but with him, he makes me wanna puke just on sight and I can't do it.

I get why Amberlynn content was reduced to just the thread since she's too boring now for a whole subforum but one thread I do miss is the one for her quotes. She's stupid in a way that I find so funny. I clicked on some compilation of shit she's said. And back when she had that one job she quit because she couldn't sit for that long or whatever and she kept hiding in the bathroom she said "For work, I just wanna say, we sit at our desk all day long doing government type of deals", and I think that's beautiful.
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I get why she looked up to Nick. He's a guy driven by demons to disordered eating. He can't beat it and he isn't strong enough to overcome it, but he is strong enough to steer it toward something that takes care of his family. I unironically watch Nick and I enjoy laughing at him just being a clown. If you don't lose your mind that a clown is being wasteful by spraying seltzer or putting a pie in the face of another clown, calm down about Nick. If I saw Nick in an airport, I'd buy him a drink. Same for Amberlynn or Chantal. They're not moral, great people, but they're human beings with thoughts and feelings.

The idea that if you laugh at people you must hate them really is a lolcow concept.
 
goodgrief said:
What got me is when she said she used to look up to Nikocado. Who the fuck looks up to that degenerate? I watch Amberlynn and Chantal for fun so my tastes are already garbage and even I can't stand to look at him. When Chantal gets too gross I just fast forward but with him, he makes me wanna puke just on sight and I can't do it.

I get why Amberlynn content was reduced to just the thread since she's too boring now for a whole subforum but one thread I do miss is the one for her quotes. She's stupid in a way that I find so funny. I clicked on some compilation of shit she's said. And back when she had that one job she quit because she couldn't sit for that long or whatever and she kept hiding in the bathroom she said "For work, I just wanna say, we sit at our desk all day long doing government type of deals", and I think that's beautiful.
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The subforum was made in the first pllace because it was overrun with facebook and twitter autism. Now its much under control so it doesnt need a containment area.
 
LonesomeDud said:
I get why she looked up to Nick. He's a guy driven by demons to disordered eating. He can't beat it and he isn't strong enough to overcome it, but he is strong enough to steer it toward something that takes care of his family. I unironically watch Nick and I enjoy laughing at him just being a clown. If you don't lose your mind that a clown is being wasteful by spraying seltzer or putting a pie in the face of another clown, calm down about Nick. If I saw Nick in an airport, I'd buy him a drink. Same for Amberlynn or Chantal. They're not moral, great people, but they're human beings with thoughts and feelings.

The idea that if you laugh at people you must hate them really is a lolcow concept.
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I don't understand why people get mad about fat Al either. She's just a dumb, fat, lying asshole. That's arould half of the population. If you don't know several people like Amber (personality wise, not deathfat status) you need to touch grass immediately. If I got angry every time I encountered a slack jawed moron, I would have stroked out decades ago.
 
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I found this gem, back when fatty was trying to get gibs and get on Medicaid while living with Krstles upper middle class parents

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M.T. Graves said:
If you’re a normal weight or skinny and have an empty stomach, even White Claws could give you a buzz. 9 would probably make you moderately drunk. No chance of them having ANY effect on Albert. She could probably down an entire bottle of hard liquor and be fine.
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That's assuming her liver is normal. There's no way it is.
 
goodgrief said:
"For work, I just wanna say, we sit at our desk all day long doing government type of deals", and I think that's beautiful.
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“I would document veterans files and it was done all thru the computer”

She acted like she was launching a shuttle into space at that job.

I love how she emphasizes the 10 minute break and 30 minute lunch. Not everyone can drive 3 hrs round trip to a restaurant or door dash all day long everyday.
 
formerfatcow said:
These aren't nearly as bad as the crap on redbubble imo
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Who the FUCK would want to sleep underneath Amber fucking Reid?
Even if it's just a blanket?!? :lunacy:

Incidentally, I'm amazed how many people seem to think that Amber would need copious amounts of alcohol to get drunk 'because fat' - it doesn't strictly work that way, genetics play a huge part... I've known tiny people pack away serious amounts and you'd never tell, vs big guys who fall around drunk after not many at all (I could drink my ex under the table despite him being a foot and a half taller and many stones heavier for example)

The likelihood is Amber would need less than average because in all likelihood her liver is FUBAR - remember how yellow she's been? She even reported that her liver function tests were abnormal (and that's one thing I believe her on)


If your liver is screwed it's not metabolising alcohol correctly which will significantly raise BAC... it's why chronic alcoholics start out with needing more and more alcohol to get the same effect (and can down amounts that would have a 'normal' person in alcohol poisoning) yet conversely in late-stage alcoholism one or two drinks can see them blackout drunk

She's playing with fire and her life but then, that's nothing we didn't know already

Eta: kinda ninja'd by @Tiki Bar Man and @Queequeg (tried to quote the latters post but couldn't)
 
Cuck Shack said:
I don't understand why people get mad about fat Al either. She's just a dumb, fat, lying asshole. That's arould half of the population. If you don't know several people like Amber (personality wise, not deathfat status) you need to touch grass immediately. If I got angry every time I encountered a slack jawed moron, I would have stroked out decades ago.
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I kinda have a hat to throw in here, so I will even though nobody asked lol

The only thing that kinda pisses me off about Amber is how she has monetized being an absolute slob and the fact that she’s smug about it. Tangentially, it annoys me that so many people continue to financially support her by watching her videos with ads and sending her money when she streams. And really it’s not even that they do that, it’s the fact that they continue to reward her for her stupidity and bad behavior and then cry about it in the comments every time she uploads. This is what has worked for her so far, so she’s gonna keep doing it as long as it pays the bills. They enable her and then get mad at her when she dances for more money and attention.

This didn’t bother me at one point in time. I actually never thought about it in the beginning. I have become a lot more (self, mostly) aware due to the state of the world in general lately and it’s just fucked up on a cosmic level for me that she’s rewarded for her garbage attitude and content while so many people suffer at no fault of their own on a daily basis.

I know I’m not the only person who feels this way. I see people talking about it in her comments from time to time. It sucks for people who sacrifice time they can’t get back to work and still barely make it every day. It sucks even more when they see a disgusting hog living more than comfortably by doing virtually nothing and being an asshole about it. She’s definitely gone out of her way through the years to rub her viewers’ noses in her (subjective of course) success. Anyone remember the wallet video when she “accidentally” flashed all of that money? Or when she “casually” mentioned that her bank wouldn’t let her pull more cash from the ATM to buy some stupid shit? She’s done the latter more than once.

Having said all that, I truly don’t give a fuck because I know her days of relevancy are coming to an end sooner rather than later. That is, unless she dies of some obesity related catastrophe first. I find comfort in the fact that she’s in for a haaaaaaaard fucking time when the inevitable reality check finally lands right on top of her round, fat head. People are already getting tired of her repetitive content. Way bigger youtubers who were light years more successful are broke and irrelevant now but Amber’s ego is too inflated for her to believe that’s a possibility for her channel. When the views finally do dry up, it’s gonna be worse for her than it was for them.

I mean, what else would she even do? She’s stupid and unable to work. Even if she could, she has no experience or qualifications. She’s currently doomed to the trifecta of fast food, retail or factory work. 2 out of 3 of those options pay either minimum wage or barely over and I don’t think she has any concept of what it’s like to live off of less than $12 an hour. She has no idea how little you can do with that amount of money. Even when she wasn’t making YouTube bux, she was always taken care of by someone else. Destiny didn’t make a ton at the nursing home, but even she was someone Amber could fall back on for financial exploitation. Disability would be even worse because she has no work credits so she would be stuck with SSI, which is roughly $800 a month. You can’t live in the Henry and order takeout 5 times a day on that.

It’s annoying, yeah, but her days are extremely numbered. If she keeps on churning out the shit she’s doing now, she’s fucked sooner than I anticipated. It’s just a matter of time. Getting mad that it hasn’t happened yet is stupid but I can see how it frustrates people to see her coasting through life in a vlog after they just got home from an 8 hour shift that wasn’t enough to make ends meet for yet another week.
 
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As I said in a prior post Amber faces the hardest of challenges irrelevancy. It is incredibly hard to get out of it once you get there. Chantal at least tries and is far more entertaining. She even bought a computer for Livestream and it has improved them. Even cows need to improve look at DSP or any of the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses lot. They rest on their laurels and expect a constant but you can only see so many mookbongs before clicking off. Chantal believe it or not actually switched to live stream content at the right time. Her videos were declining massively and now we are here.

Amber was so intimidated by Chantal that she switched but could not commit to it because she is so lazy. She expects the same amount of money with no more effort. It is still something Amber has not realized at all because she is so narcissistic. It is her undoing but is the problem with Amber's channel is the following.

She based her content around clickbait and shock value. The problem with this is when against Nick and Chantal you are forever going to lose. Chantal did not clickbait and was barreling down the road in a snowstorm reading her phone screaming about breaching what the police asked her to do and screaming "I EVEN BOUGHT YOU COFFEE!!!!!" Nick is in a car singing to a popeye's chicken sandwich and screaming. As you can see one makes engaging content and Amber does fuck all and thinks "I WAS RAPED / super serious" etc will keep her channel alive.
 
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
 
FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
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Cuter, maybe. But nobody is daintier than our gorl.

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FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.
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I agree with all of this. Just look at Sierra Schultzzie, she started 3 years after Amber but now has 1.2M subscribers. She is plus size trying clothing and is incredibly nice and relatable. Amber’s air of smugness is a real turn off.
 
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