🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OF COURSE #Amberlynn drank 900 calories worth of alcopop.

Chantal had like, 3,000+ mg of THC edibles the other night.

Gotta keep up with the cool kids. Will Amber get a tattoo next, or just draw on her arm with a Sharpie? Stay tuned!
 
Ah of course the infamous in case of emergency mention Nickado Avocado. What these channels don't realize is that you only really get one chance with Nick because he will clap back and move on. Now Nick understands the game and will only respond to large creators because it is mutually beneficial for both. He knows if he gives Amber attention she gets views, which she desperately needs. Now because Amber is immensely stupid and does not research, Nickado's channels atm are having a massive downswing. He is making nowhere near the views he is making way less because people have clocked on to the nature of his channel.

Regarding the video from comments because I am not watching a 20 minute Amber talking vid. She says she is scared of cancer coming back yet has not lost a pound so she can fit into a machine to scan.
 
I believe Amber had cancer. I believe she will get cancer again (and she won't be nearly as lucky when it comes to treating it the next time). A lifelong deathfat developing a cancer associated with being obese really shouldn't be so hard to believe.
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That's nice Amber, but Chantal has done both bathroom bodily functions on stream, unmuted. No one cares, try again.
 
Desperate for attention Amber is the purest of Amber's actual personalities. For years she has deceived people by putting forward this poor little victim but in fact, she is a malicious, attention-seeking cunt who will do anything for it. The fact people are giving her no attention now is glorious. Even if Chantal got taken off the platform, no one will go back because she is so boring.

It takes a lot of "effort" for a lolcow to be continuous like Chris or DSP but they have such an attached fanbase they are forever at this point.
 
Swan said:
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Miltank said:
would 9 white claws even effect someone of her body size? I mean they're only 5% alcohol and shes 500 lbs. I don't think 9 white claws would even effect a normal person
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Lets say she took 3 hrs to down 9 clawsies, that would make, with her 500 lbs, about 0,05 bac kinda situation so less than DUI limit.

And to work that 900 kcal off she could do yoga for 1 hr and 20 minutes.
 
If you’re a normal weight or skinny and have an empty stomach, even White Claws could give you a buzz. 9 would probably make you moderately drunk. No chance of them having ANY effect on Albert. She could probably down an entire bottle of hard liquor and be fine.
 
ADHD said:
I believe Amber had cancer. I believe she will get cancer again (and she won't be nearly as lucky when it comes to treating it the next time). A lifelong deathfat developing a cancer associated with being obese really shouldn't be so hard to believe.
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That's nice Amber, but Chantal has done both bathroom bodily functions on stream, unmuted. No one cares, try again.
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She looks like Amy Slaton. Wow.
Amber you are boring. Next time when u act drunk Show legs. Thats what a lot of people would like to See.
 
In the United Kingdom, we have a system called Units of Alcohol. Every 10ml of pure alcohol is 1 Unit and 1 Unit takes an average of an hour to leave your system.

A White Claw in the UK would be 1.5 Units of alcohol.

13.5 Units in total for the 9 White Claws.

Amber drank the equivalent of 3 large (250ml) glasses of wine. I have seen plenty of English women who are a fraction of the size of Amber drink 3 or 4 glasses of wine without being a complete mess.
 
ADHD said:
I believe Amber had cancer. I believe she will get cancer again (and she won't be nearly as lucky when it comes to treating it the next time). A lifelong deathfat developing a cancer associated with being obese really shouldn't be so hard to believe.
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That's nice Amber, but Chantal has done both bathroom bodily functions on stream, unmuted. No one cares, try again.
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Keep using that particular filter, Fatbert. It gives you an actual pig face. Ah, new name: Pigface. Well done, Pigface.
 
Miltank said:
would 9 white claws even effect someone of her body size? I mean they're only 5% alcohol and shes 500 lbs. I don't think 9 white claws would even effect a normal person
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Most light beers are 3-4% alcohol, and a normal sized woman who is not an alcoholic can get tipsy on 2-4 light beers. An obese woman will take more alcohol to get drunk, but keep in mind that deathfats tend to have poor liver function/fatty liver which means they can get drunk faster than what you'd expect based on their size.
 
Nikocado accused her of faking her cancer over a year ago she must be more desperate for clicks and cash than I thought if she's bringing it up again now.

I couldnt be bothered to go through nick's 3 million channels and videos to find it but here's the clip of it from a recap channel from January 2021.
 
>titles video after highly searched youtuber so it will get more search results
>only half the views she used to get in her prime
>still fat
>FML
 
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