🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[D_Tractor]

Here comes this Twitter screenshot yet again.
Are you ready for it?
Here it comes:

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was fumbling with my phone, feeling like I had balloon hands like Big Ham, and managed to hit this vid that YT reccd.

Laughing my ass off at all the shit she's bought over the years to help in the weight loss journeeee really helped continue the uplift of my mood that the recap didn't get. It included the same 100 days shit - and the same 100 day and one year weight loss goal. She really rilly rilly is stuck in Groundhog Day.

50 pounds in 100 days! "That's just half a pound a day, which seems not that hard."
100 days of weighing in! (Abandoned, "as per usual" in the speech habits of the Amberverse.)
Weigh 350 pounds by December! Bitch, you lost a grand total of one pound in 50 days. Unless you chop off both laygs, that sure as fuck is never going to happen.

There's only one reason someone would do this shit over and over and over, "eck-setera"" it's performative bullshit to get new ambabies to replace the ones who become haydurs. Got news for you, Big Ham: the length of time it's taking people to catch on to your bullshit now that you barely leave the apartment gets shorter every time. You should look up Zeno's arrow paradox. Even though it isn't a real paradox, the notion of it rings quite true here.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Apologies if this has been discussed before, but is the beef between her and Nick genuine? I know that Nick is mostly just an act and Big AL has a penchant for trolling, but I remember they used to be friends. She would mention him by name in her videos a lot. I know that Nick and Orlin take constant digs at her now but are they just trolling too?

Is Nick ever truly friends with anyone? Surely there is a constant danger that Nick will at some point exchange any relationship for any amount of $YTB.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Wow how will Amber ever recover. I hope this fag gets diarrhea

 

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[Mr. Ghoul]

Is Nick ever truly friends with anyone? Surely there is a constant danger that Nick will at some point exchange any relationship for any amount of $YTB.

Given the fact that he's already doomed himself to a disgusting death fat death for $YTB I doubt he gives a fuck about much else.

 

[WasabiPasta]

It has taken 17 hours for the Taco Bell Mukbang to surpass the previous haul video released nearly 3 days ago. Take the hint, fatty. Eat some more.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"Calories are accounted for." Big fucking deal. It's almost a thousand fucking calories that a) you should not be eating and b) will likely join five other thousand calories meals today.

If you do not have a goal, counting calories make no sense. It is like being on a diet without following the diet.

JFC, your fucking fan went off in the middle of the night because the power blipped and you immediately wonder if you paid the fucking bill instead of if the power went out?

She mentions that she sleeps with a fan on and likes the room to be cold. Then, caught herself and said that Jade likes it too. How could she while sleeping in the other room?

"My appointment is probably sooner than you think it is." - It's next month, which starts the day after tomorrow, Fatty. just fucking say the date if you want everyone to know exactly when it is, or STFU about it. Nobody gives a fuck exactly when it is. I'd say there's a good number of us who think you're full of shit and won't go, even if such an appointment exists in the first place. Whatever it turns out being, it will be just another thing you quit. Not a single person with a brain thinks it will lead to actual, lasting weight loss.

Amber always gets so excited when she has an appointment with a therapist or a bariatric surgeon. She builds expectations that they will understand her and tell her what she wants to hear. She will go to one appointment then quit saying that it would not work for her. I expect that she will be back on WW after the appointment.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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You didn't get just ONE taco, did you? If so, man up, nancyboy. Nobody over the age of ten gets just ONE taco.

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Geez, the mook-bongs aren't even pulling in the eyeballs. Better start doing more, Big Ham, with more than soggy taco shells. This ain't cuttin' it.

Amber always gets so excited when she has an appointment with a therapist or a bariatric surgeon. She builds expectations that they will understand her and tell her what she wants to hear. She will go to one appointment then quit saying that it would not work for her. I expect that she will be back on WW after the appointment.

That would be poetic. Speaking of poetry, don't know how many of you watch the NarcAlert's videos, but on Sundays, she does readings and "interpretations" of Big Al's terrible poetry. It is a hootenbery, in the language of the amberverse. Mind-numbing pap, but trying to dissect that shit and Hamber's awful attempts at imagery is fun. Puerile is what someone called it last night, and I'd agree with that. But she's passionate about poetry, y'all, and like all writers, constantly working to refine her craft - as we'd know if she'd release "Watermelon Kisses", which surely will elevate her to consideration for Poet Laureate. Except for, you know, the racist imagery watermelon drums up now that she's dating a black "gf" and used to give handies to black/poc dudes in movie theaters.

ETA: Mea culpa for the error up above in the "Items used" post. 50 pounds in 100 days should say half a pound a day, not two pounds a day. Sorry for misquoting that, Big Al. You wish you could lose two pounds a day for a hundred days - something completely doable for a 500+ pound person to do. Just not doable for you.

 

[Owlflaps]

This retard ate the most unhealthy part of the tacos and basically made a taco salad by getting rid of the lettuce and meat. You're on the right track, fatty. But now do that shit in reverse.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

It has taken 17 hours for the Taco Bell Mukbang to surpass the previous haul video released nearly 3 days ago. Take the hint, fatty. Eat some more.

She must be stupid to think that her dinky snack might summon more views. Chinny and Nick Alfredo eat way more on camera and they're not as big as her.

Come on, Hamber. Show off your intuitive eatin' skillz

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Nigga Jade looking thick.

This is what happens when you get into hamberverse, you immediately gain and start looking like a thumb or a fetal alcohol baby.

For those who don't want to watch, a story in pictures:

Thank you for this. Still boring as fuck even without hearing her talk.

"There's gonna have me intuitively eat and not weigh myself every day."

Out of her fucking mind or just more of troll-lynn? There is zero chance medical professionals would tell a 500 pound person to intuitive eat. GORL YOU JUST ORDERED 800 CALORIES OF TACOS FOR 1 MEAL! As if she'll suddenly stop ordering 20 nuggets or whatever fast food. Can't wait for the excuse on why this one didn't work. Wonder how she'll turn it to be the haydurs fault.

 

[Tea Sipper]

Is Nick ever truly friends with anyone? Surely there is a constant danger that Nick will at some point exchange any relationship for any amount of $YTB.

I guess it's totally possible that Nick never even liked her from the beginning. I know she claims to be 'friends' with Carlee Steel but I remember one of AL's vintage mukbangs was meant to be a collab with her. The challenge was to eat an entire large bag of hot Cheetos without drinking anything. Amber shovelled down most of the bag (only stopping to pretend to be a dainty queen and claiming 'I can't finish this WHOLE thing you guise!), whilst in Carlee's video (according to one of the comments), she ate like 5 chips, never mentioned AL in the video or its description, and ended up deleting the video anyway. I don't think that friendship was ever real and given Nick seems to be actual friends with Carlee, at least for the camera, I would not be surprised if Nick and Carlee were just being friendly to her face and secretly trashing her behind her back. LMAO

 

[King Fructose]

We should send Big Al off to Ukraine so they can launch her at Russia. If she survives, she can be known as the Kremlynn.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

I remember a video where Amber was shopping with Becky and she was showing us the food she was getting for the binge she was going to have later that night.

That is not Binge Eating Disorder. That is just being a pig.

I could understand knowing you might lose control at some point and trying to keep low fat high volume foods around so you don't end up dipping sticks of butter in the bag of sugar or something equally awful, but deliberately buying chips and ice cream? Nah. She just wanted some tasty food and refuses to deny herself anything.

Personally I hope she does lose a lot of weight. I want to see what damage she's done to herself, and I want to see her reaction (not that she'll be honest) to being crippled for life just because she wouldn't put the fork down.

Binges can be planned but not how Big Al portrays it.

Disordered Eating - Terms and Diagnosis | Student Affairs

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[D_Tractor]

 

[ADHD]

Amber always gets so excited when she has an appointment with a therapist or a bariatric surgeon. She builds expectations that they will understand her and tell her what she wants to hear. She will go to one appointment then quit saying that it would not work for her. I expect that she will be back on WW after the appointment.

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

 

[dfranki723]

Ahhh, AmberLynn Reid the Dancing KuhWeen.

Newborns have more rhythm.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

I just assume she's lying. I find it saves all kinds of time, and matches my underwater expectations from her.