Way to wipe out that goodwill from the "I'm going to outpatient..maybe" video, Big Ham.
I really fucking hate that stupid pinching thing she does. Who the fuck did she watch who does that?
"Calories are accounted for." Big fucking deal. It's almost a thousand fucking calories that a) you should not be eating and b) will likely join five other thousand calories meals today.
"These are, like, one of my most favorite things from Taco Bell." - Get real, bitch, there isn't anything on that damn menu you don't like and consider your "favorite". Any food you like to eat is your "favorite".
"For one of them is 170 calories." - Her mangling of the English language continues unabated. There's a word EACH, you fat, pea-brained cunt. Use it.
JFC, your fucking fan went off in the middle of the night because the power blipped and you immediately wonder if you paid the fucking bill instead of if the power went out?
"I'm responsible." - Sure you are, we can tell by the fucking pack of tacos you're shoveling in your gaping maw.
Still riding that pluviophile train.
Usual eyes rolling back in your empty fucking head as if the fucking taco is manna from heaven. Declares it "so good" because of course she fucking does. WriterLynn apparently has no qualifier other than "so" and no other word than "good" as a descriptor.
"The power is back on. Obviously." - First time I have ever heard her use the word "obviously" correctly.
"What packs the punch is the Doritos shell. it's so good." - Again with the "so good". And yes, dumbass, there's a reason it's fucking called the DORITOS Locos taco. Goddamn.
Oh, here's the "I'm a dietician. I'm a dietician nutritionist." - You couldn't define the educational requirements or what either of them do you goddamned retarded whale. Just keep stuffing your fucking face so I can get dispense with your shit.
Blah blah blah. You're too stupid for this game, bitch. I hope Nik absolutely savages your ass in his next video. Plenty of material there.
She's dumping out the fucking filling. Way to waste that, you cunt. Next time get a fucking bag of Doritos.
"Jokes aside." - You haven't made any jokes and you're not funny, bitch.
"I've stopped weighing myself daily." - No shit, Captain FatAss Obvious. We know you quit. Because you quit everything.
"There's gonna have me intuitively eat and not weigh myself every day." - Yes, trained professionals are going to tell your 6x oversized ass to "intuitively eat", because clearly that's worked out so very well for you. JFC, does your stupidity have no depth?
"My appointment is probably sooner than you think it is." - It's next month, which starts the day after tomorrow, Fatty. just fucking say the date if you want everyone to know exactly when it is, or STFU about it. Nobody gives a fuck exactly when it is. I'd say there's a good number of us who think you're full of shit and won't go, even if such an appointment exists in the first place. Whatever it turns out being, it will be just another thing you quit. Not a single person with a brain thinks it will lead to actual, lasting weight loss.
"I feel like binge eaters, going on a meal plan might actually trigger.." - You do not have BED, so you can fuck right off with that. The ONLY thing that "triggers" you is being told you can't eat whatever the fuck you want, when you want it, and in the quantity you want. Go fuck yourself, Big Ham.
Blah blah, feelings. GFY again. You love to compare yourself to other people, so I'll do one for you: other people go through shitty things - shittier than you had it, clearly - and don't eat themselves to become immobile, washing-with-a-rag-on-a-stick and bucket of soapy water, bedbound 600 pound assholes who think the world should quite literally cater to them.
Leaves a big pile of taco innards as if we're supposed to be proud of her for wasting food and money both.
Does her stupid signoff and outro.
TL;DW/DR: Bitch eats four Doritos locos tacos, which winds up being three after she dumps the innards out and basically is just fucking eating Doritos at the end, and thinks trained medical professionals are going to tell her, DrLynnMedicineWoman, what she thinks they will tell her to do: intuitive eating, because, ya know, she's been such a stellar fucking example of how that works out.
