🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't think it's an issue of not filming her life, it's the fact she doesn't have one.

She's nothing more than an empty space. She has nothing to offer as a ''Youtuber'' besides being a disgusting, fat cunt. She's not intelligent, talented or funny and she has no legitimate hobbies. Even with the Laaaygos, you'd think she'd capitalise on it and maybe do a time-lapse of her completing one. It'd be boring but it'd be fucking something.

I don't think there's a more useless Youtuber than her, even when she talks about her life, it's all lies so that certainly doesn't count as anything worthwhile or special.
 
I always wondered that if Jade is a pretty assertive and functional human being that AL can't manipulate, maybe she would be the motivator that Hammy needs to become somewhat normal. But as with all the past eras, all the warning signs are there and I'm optimistic we're due for some classic Big AL cow content. We're back in the 500s y 'all! :drink:

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Lol. Not to give Big AL too much credit, I think it's because she says "my girlfriend" in sentences instead of "Jade" (as if her subscribers don't already know Jade's identity). But because she always talks in that smug narc tone it just comes off as bragging that she has a girlfriend every time.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I can just imagine her in Greece, huffing and puffing as they walk everywhere. She's exhausted and starveeeen, so they find a restaurant and sit down, waiting to be served.

"No chips and dip?" Big Al sniffs. "In America, they would have already brought out the free stuff."

She starts looking at the menu. Fortunately, it has pitchers so she doesn't have to strain her brain figuring out how to say sometihing.

"Ewwwww. Black spaghetti? And what's a dole-a-mahd-ayy? Grape leaves? Whuuuut? Moose-acka? Bayyybuh," she whines. "Can't we just go somewhere for a twenty piece nugget?

The waiter points to the keftethes as a suggestion. "Beef and lamb," he says.

"LAMB?" she screeches. "No nonononono."

The waiter tries again. "Octopus?"

Big Al squeals. "You're a sociopath. Let's go, baybuh!" She tries to storm out dramatically, but it takes her three tries to just stand up. After swaying for a moment because of the exertion, she waddles out the door, googling on her phone to find a McDonald's.
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Holy shit. I read that in her voice and pictured it perfectly. Are you sure you're not Cheyenne!?
 
Turd Fergusson said:
If you watch MSHPL, most participants have destroyed their joints and have problems with breathing and walking, have lymphedema, sleep apnea, high blood pressure, and many other conditions. Amber's BMI is 90. No one at that size will feel like a trim individual being able to do a lot of physical things. Amber is no different. Amber was using mobility scooters well before she reached her present weight. Amber admitted that she does not film herself walking because of her breathing. Being 490 pounds is not going to help, being 190 would.
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I have no doubt she's in pain all the time because she's eating herself to death. I do not think, howeer, that there's a significance in that pain between 495 pounds and 503 pounds. She's just bein dramatic.

dfranki723 said:
I don't think it's an issue of not filming her life, it's the fact she doesn't have one.

She's nothing more than an empty space. She has nothing to offer as a ''Youtuber'' besides being a disgusting, fat cunt. She's not intelligent, talented or funny and she has no legitimate hobbies. Even with the Laaaygos, you'd think she'd capitalise on it and maybe do a time-lapse of her completing one. It'd be boring but it'd be fucking something.
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It's likely never even occurred to Big Dim Alto do it. I think the "gf" is the brains of that particular operation, and not by much.
 
mekalekahi said:
Maybe it’s just me, but if I was at home with my significant other and they were like “I’m going to order 4 xtra large drinks from this place just to try them” id be like why? Like maybe if they ran some kind of taste test channel or page but it’s just so unnecessary and stupid but then again it’s amber.

What do you guys think is the most amount of times she’s ordered from ubereats in one day? I think 7. This woman had a Diet Coke delivered to her.
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And of course she couldn't just get the small size for each drink. (sorry i'm a little late on the reply)
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Truly, Big Al would be an insufferable borefest even if she were skinny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K8iu5sQcxXQ
"Love me a dinosaur moment."
Showing off hickeys with odd camera angles, "so good"s, a poop bun, and Twinkie!
I think she did a good job.
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This parody illustrates what a wannabe cute young influencer Amber really is. The mall-shopping, Cheesecake Factory-dining, useless-plastic-tat-accumulating show that she’s intensely ordinary. A basic bitch Wommart shopper.

But she weighs 500 pounds.

So on the one hand: the lowest common denominator made flesh. On the other: a circus freak.

The cognitive dissonance of all that girlish squealing and too-young-for-her slang coming out of that body … that has been her hook all along.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
This parody illustrates what a wannabe cute young influencer Amber really is. The mall-shopping, Cheesecake Factory-dining, useless-plastic-tat-accumulating show that she’s intensely ordinary. A basic bitch Wommart shopper.

But she weighs 500 pounds.

So on the one hand: the lowest common denominator made flesh. On the other: a circus freak.

The cognitive dissonance of all that girlish squealing and too-young-for-her slang coming out of that body … that has been her hook all along.
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The slang thing always gets me. Some people can pull off using a lot of slang depending on what it is, even if they use it heavily. To me, it depends on how they carry themself. Some people just come off off as… cool in a natural way. Amber has zero swag. She is absolutely not that person. She is the opposite of effortless and it makes everything she does seem so forced.

She tries to cop a lot of gay/ballroom lingo and Gen Z slang and she’s just not that girl. It almost sounds like someone who is in the early stages of learning a foreign language. There are people who are older who use similar words and phrases and I never think twice about it. When Amber says the same things, it reminds me of the trope of the out of touch mom in a movie who is trying to relate to her teenage daughter. Very Amy Poelher in Mean Girls.

Honestly it’s one of the most fascinating things about her. Someone who is so cringe, so unbelievably unlikable, stupid and uninteresting has managed to maintain a living from a YouTube channel for a solid decade. A YouTube channel about her life, interests and personality, all of which are boring, contrived and insufferable. She doesn’t have the entertainment value of someone like Chantal or the humor of people like the Slaton sisters and yet somehow she has managed to make it work.

You gotta give it to her, she is really good at monetizing the fact that people can’t stand her. She knows her grift.
 
Tea Sipper said:
Holy shit. I read that in her voice and pictured it perfectly. Are you sure you're not Cheyenne!?
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Cheyenne is far more talented than I. But like you (and many others, I suspect) I too hear Big Al's voice when I'm reading certain things. It makes me want to blast an air horn at my face.

mythical mother said:
She tries to cop a lot of gay/ballroom lingo and Gen Z slang and she’s just not that girl. It almost sounds like someone who is in the early stages of learning a foreign language. There are people who are older who use similar words and phrases and I never think twice about it. When Amber says the same things, it reminds me of the trope of the out of touch mom in a movie who is trying to relate to her teenage daughter. Very Amy Poelher in Mean Girls.
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mythical mother said:
You gotta give it to her, she is really good at monetizing the fact that people can’t stand her. She knows her grift.
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It is rather fascinating. Most grifters have some kind of talent (innate or learned), or some kind of knowledge about something, and these things enable them to con people. Big Al has nothing beyond being an uneducated, intellectually incurious, petty bitch who managed to gain 300 pounds on a "weight loss" channel. I'm actually amazed by that.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I was listening to some compilation while driving earlier this morning, and one thing struck me that can sum up both why she fails and why those of us who continue to say she has no desire to change are absolutely correct, despite what the ambabies lecture us about. We all remember the "I have a dietician, y'all" vey brief arc. Remember what she said when she started talking about that at first: "I finally did what all of you [the viewers] were telling me to do and got a dietician."

Forget for the moment that she expended zero energy in "getting" a dietician, since that woman reached out to her: it's the language that's important. The viewers suggested repeatedly she get a dietician. She finally did. The viewers suggested repeatedly she go see a psychologist. She's finally going. This is the reason she's done/doing these things. Not because she's doing it because she decided to or wanted to do it or because she actually wants to change. And, to the misguided souls who come to the farms intending to set us all straight, let me give you yet another example.

Let's skip back to the livestream era just last year when she claimed she was looking for a therapist - even though she's so unique that therapy doesn't work for her. Then the "gf" appears, and she's so supportive that she did a lmgtfy and sent Big Al a list of therapists she found, even though Big Al had a) already said she was looking for a therapist, and b) Big Al could have done the googling with the same energy she uses to "research" things. What did we hear about that from that point? Nothing.

She does not want to change. QED (look it up, Hamber).


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AKA binge eating, and I remain unconvinced she has BED.
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No, Compulsive Overeating Disorder is not BED. She doesn't binge. She doesn't overeat to the point of puking. She just overeats constantly, all the time, with any food, enough to get fatter and fatter and fatter. This is also why her "binges" seem planned and why she has no shame talking about "binges". This is why WW makes her gain weight because she finds ways to overeat anyways because she will overeat with any food.
It is probably the problem 90% of the deathfats in the world have.

Only treatment? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and OA sessions. Like other EDs it is on the OCD spectrum.

I still think OCPD was not a wrong diagnosis for her. Not the only thing wrong with her, but one of the things wrong with her.

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Been a bit since I did this since the Farms being down and all. I didn't realize she did this every other day so I haven't been keeping up. And I also clear my history so it doesn't show as a watch and I don't know where I left off. If there was a video you want to know the dislikes that I haven't done, just let me know. This is the last week of videos.

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Been a bit since I did this since the Farms being down and all. I didn't realize she did this every other day so I haven't been keeping up. And I also clear my history so it doesn't show as a watch and I don't know where I left off. If there was a video you want to know the dislikes that I haven't done, just let me know. This is the last week of videos.

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Of course the mukbang hit 70k.

Amber, just upload a video called "I'm a fat cunt and it's about time I just owned it in exchange for huge amounts of youtube money" and embrace being a lolcow. You should pop up in Gunts lives lately, her payday will be very healthy this coming month.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
her payday will be very healthy this coming month.
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No doubt she will celebrate by feeling super proud and then shoving a meal, or two, or four into her insatiable gaping cavernous maw.
505.3 lbs - here we come again.
Congratulations fatty, you played yourself.
 
Where was amber this weekend ??

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The infamous 500-pound dainty South Lake Tahoe black bear, dubbed Hank the Tank, who was accused of breaking into homes over the last few months in search of snacks has temporarily avoided state-sanctioned euthanization.

DNA evidence revealed the colossal ball of black fluff was just one of at least three big hungry bears responsible for breaking into residences, the California Department of Fish and Wildlife said Thursday.
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mythical mother said:
Honestly it’s one of the most fascinating things about her. Someone who is so cringe, so unbelievably unlikable, stupid and uninteresting has managed to maintain a living from a YouTube channel for a solid decade. A YouTube channel about her life, interests and personality, all of which are boring, contrived and insufferable. She doesn’t have the entertainment value of someone like Chantal or the humor of people like the Slaton sisters and yet somehow she has managed to make it work.
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I think that part of her success is the fact that she is doing this for 10 years, and was one of the first super morbidly obese individuals to be on YouTube. She also got a boost when MSHPL started on TV. When she started, being under 350 pounds, she was far more mobile, more vibrant, more interesting and less full of herself. She seems to enjoy being on YouTube at that time. Now, her videos are formulaic and sterile, devoid of vibrancy and humour. She lost at least half of her audience and very few new people are subscribing to her channel. As she ages, she is losing the youth and young adult demographic, and she is not relatable to the rest of the population. No wonder her channel is slowly dying off.
 
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