🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"oh i can reach" there is no way amber can reach her dainty place to get off without something like a stick. for example that stupid ass wiper from TV to do the job of rubbing for her. i wouldn't be shocked if she had one in general. one hand to hold the fupa, other for the stick.
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I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, this is a place to which she will be giving exponentially more money than she made at that job.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that are actually worth the time and effort are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be included if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord
 
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I wonder which side Amber is on. Imma guess our left because it's set up like an armchair and footrest with a deep butt divot. Lol at the two pillows betwixt the two lovebirds to prevent touching in any way. Looks they don't even share blankets or sheets.
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mythical mother said:
I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, let alone a place that she’s giving money to.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that actually help are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be taken into consideration if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord
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I am not optimistic about this at all. Like you, I'm wondering about this video and when it was (pre)recorded. no weighin for the peasants?

Beyond that, it's just more bullshit. She could have been seeing a psychologist at any time. But didn't. She could have been working on losing weigh with Jenny Kreg (with whom she signed a 2-year contract, let's not forget), or WW, or Noom (RIP after one day, I guess). But didn't. I went through the comments, and some of them have been disappeared, just like in any third world fascist shithole for not being sufficiently supportive/praising Fat Hamber and expressing doubt that yet another thing she's going to quit after a couple of days is going to change anything.

My guess: she go for a couple of days, but only because the "gf" is cracking the whip. Then, just like everything else, she will suddenly stop talking about it and inform the viewers two months later that it "wasn't working" for her, so she stopped going and she's going back on (Jenny Kreg/WW/Noom. Why don't you shake it up a bit and try NutriSystem, Big Al? Seems like that's the only one you haven't flung money at only to quit.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
If she has to go somewhere in the car, she gets swolleeen, and she can't really fit in the car because she's swolleeeen. It's a vicious, vicious circle, which is a catch-22 tha tyou riihhhhly need to understand, shitlord! Or something like that. Gods forbid she actually work on losing some significant weight in all the time she isn't sitting her fat ass in the car.



I thought it was magnificent. The part about taking the scale on the airplane was a legit LOL molment. But my god, ZM, I hope you drank a gallon of water after all that.



That's a last hurrah sucker's bet.



It's amazing to behold. But I see there are doubters (who will no doubt get dogpiled by people who seem to have a gigantic black, blank spt when it comes to her history).



That is straight up bullshit, too. You don't get to wallow in "muh trauma" forever and expect people to give a fuck when you do, and have done, not a single fucking thing honestly or legitimately to help yourself.



It's fucking weird is what it is. I know peoplelike to root for an undersdog, but remember this, you commenters who lurk here: Big Al IS NOT an underdog. She's a lazy, stupid narc and troll who also happens to be a pathological liar.



Can you imagine anyone asking her about the various esters in those fragrances? Like, whuuuut?



Good thing she'll never be one.

Also, this announcement of hers is not being met with complete acclaim

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Barely 250 more likes than dislikes? These Day One things aren't bringing in the same gushing enthusiasm or views they used to, Hamber.

WriterLynn's writing a novel about BDSM? I wonder how many "shtooo (something)"s there will be: so good seems to be about the best qualifier/adjective her fat-crushed pea brain can come up with.
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What do you call a baseball player that eats sunflower seeds watermelon?

"the designated spitter nigger."
 
Watched the last video and I NOT optimistic either.
Her views are down.
The striking campaigns did not work to help (STILL saying she did the incorrect people). (She also failed to capitalize on how much of a hypocrite people are to her - YDHB and Callie.)
She said she has an APPOINTMENT to go into impatient. With her amount of money that she makes she could do this the next day. There is NOTHING she needs to handle.
Jade is apparently there. All she would have to do is pre-pay the bills for maybe the next 1/2 year? (Not sure how long these things take, and NO I would not recommend her givng Jade ANY control of the money.)
So, do we want to bet about and excuse she will make up?
I vote for a car trouble or some depression day.
 
Oliveoil said:
Watched the last video and I NOT optimistic either.
Her views are down.
The striking campaigns did not work to help (STILL saying she did the incorrect people). (She also failed to capitalize on how much of a hypocrite people are to her - YDHB and Callie.)
She said she has an APPOINTMENT to go into impatient. With her amount of money that she makes she could do this the next day. There is NOTHING she needs to handle.
Jade is apparently there. All she would have to do is pre-pay the bills for maybe the next 1/2 year? (Not sure how long these things take, and NO I would not recommend her givng Jade ANY control of the money.)
So, do we want to bet about and excuse she will make up?
I vote for a car trouble or some depression day.
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It's hard to cry about "muh mentalz" when the point of the thing is that you'll be seeing an actual psychologist. She'll probably go a few times, decide she's "doeen better" and is in an "understandment" of herself, and quit. She's done that before, just like crazy people who get their meds squared away. They feel better, so of course they don't need their meds. So they stop, and go back to being uncontrolled crazy. Lather, rinse, repeat. Just like Big Al and all her diets.
 
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Wondering how far in advance she prerecorded this video, since she's wearing Torrid necklace and not the Gucci one she got for Valentine's Day.
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Well, considering the ramen mukbang
And therapy video were filmed the same
Day and she had the necklace on for ramen I’d say she had it on and took it off or put it on later. Unlike the choker, the heart necklace is not glued to her neck . Perhaps she does not feel one with it yet.
 
Amber’s gross Snapchat posts remind me of kids pretending “yeah I totally have sex like twice a day, but the girl goes to a different school!”. It’s just like when she pretended her and Becky were bumping uglies day and night. She’s insecure about the bed death but compensates by publicly being overly sexual. Only issue is that she has such a poor beat on normal sexuality it comes across as an early teen trying to convince their friends how they totally “do the sex” while not making any sense.
 
Bilibin said:
Amber’s gross Snapchat posts remind me of kids pretending “yeah I totally have sex like twice a day, but the girl goes to a different school!”. It’s just like when she pretended her and Becky were bumping uglies day and night. She’s insecure about the bed death but compensates by publicly being overly sexual. Only issue is that she has such a poor beat on normal sexuality it comes across as an early teen trying to convince their friends how they totally “do the sex” while not making any sense.
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Brits of a certain age may find her similar to Jay from The Inbetweeners. A boisterous teenage "lad" character who would regularly lie in any capacity to make him seem more experienced than he was. Everything from caravan club threesomes that defy physics to being literally bollocks deep in various women that didn't exist. The humour being based on how unlikely and how cringworthy the statements are.
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Somehow, this teenage level humour still reflects reality and is more believable than Ambers snapchat answers. Both are works of fiction for the purposes of entertainment.
 
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mythical mother said:
I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, this is a place to which she will be giving exponentially more money than she made at that job.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that are actually worth the time and effort are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be included if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord
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I didn't get the impression that she was actually going to an intensive outpatient program, rather then she'd just booked an outpatient clinic appointment with a pyschologist that specialises in BED. She'll have the first introductory appointment and come away all keen and raring to go. After the second session though as the questions get harder and the homework starts, she'll back off and say this pyschologist isn't the right fit for her unique self. We know that her last attempt to get WLS resulted in a failed pysch test and being told she'd likely need a couple of years of therapy before she'd be ready for surgery, but she chose not to do that. She has said recently that she was going to see a different bariatric surgeon, and I'd suggest that this pyschologist is very likely aligned with that surgical practice, and the sessions are a pre-requiste to any potential WLS down the line.

ETA...this program is in Georgetown *cough* where Tammy Slaton's bariatric surgeon practices*cough* and it's only two appointments weekly (a pyschologist appointment and a dietician appointment) and she doesn’t even have to go there because it's all done via teleheath.
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