🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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SquishSquish said:
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Sure you will, Amber. Sure you will. Also,
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Good news, you guise. She's down 18 ounces since starting Noom yesterday and she has an appointment she won't keep for "outpatient" she will fail at. Lidurlee seeing a binge eateeng ""psychologist""... next month. SO STOP TELLING HER TO GET HELP!!!!

In order to mitigate the rancid grease stink in her clothes, she uses three, yes three heavily perfumed laundry products.

Lidurlee a pluviophile.
 
A binge insinuates that you overindulge in something more than usual. If you binge eat everyday you are not binge eating, you are just eating a shit ton of food daily. Once again Ambers usual is our unusual and she is oblivious to the fact.
 
The amount of ambabies cheering her on. Pig is just trying to drum up as many views as possible before the next jewtube payout so gorl can binge hard. She won't last at this and will eat a fuckton of food offscreen, losing a whole pound in the next few weeks (video taken after her latest bowel movement so same content as last 8 years)
 
God, the comments are ridiculous.

This lumpy cunt is suddenly an angel deserving of support because she's pretending to get ''help'' for her self diagnosed eating disorder?
Christ, if you pretend to be ill online you can basically be a complete sociopathic narc and everyone will still lick your gaping arsehole 'til their tongues are raw.

People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.

At this point she could be videoed kicking a baby in the head but if she posts a video showing a fridge full of fruits and veg, she'd get these same people saying ''we only want the best for you''. I look forward to the inevitable pearl clutching when she dips out.
 
It's so telling of who Amberlynn is that her version of a "perfume tour" was literally just saying the brand names of the perfumes to flex (when 95% of them are horrendous celebrity tie in fragrances anyway) - she didn't even tell us the name of the perfume itself? the scent? when she wears it? staying power? literally fucking anything lmao

god she would be the worst influencer in the world
 
dfranki723 said:
People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.
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Most people with actual diagnosed PTSD aren’t ham planets because of it.

I get sick of that excuse for her too. She’s proven herself to be a liar about almost every other aspect of her life, why wouldn’t she make up a bunch of stories about how she was a victim as a child?

I’m not saying she doesn’t have a mental illness either. But you can’t use your mental illness as an excuse for shitty behavior.
 
🎶 Not gon na hap pen, Am ber is a tro llll🎶

Nice try Fatass, but anybody who believes this shit was indeed born yesterday.
 
Now that she got the asspats shes gonna come with the lies about how it didnt work for her or she magically got sick so she cant go.
 
She should know by now that she can't trust herself. She manipulates WW for extra points, she jumps from diet plan to diet plan and she can't stick to anything for more than a day without pigging out.

This is why people keep telling her to go to an inpatient service. She should know by now that relying on her own will power doesn't work. She can say all she wants that's she's terrified to die and wants to LIVE but in the end, her actions really confirm how she feels. She doesn't give two shits about her health and well being and would prefer to just eat what she wants, when she wants regardless of the consequences.

People will show their dedication to something by how much work they put in, especially when it's not fun or easy. Change is hard, it takes work. If her entire YouTube Weight Loss Journey has taught us anything, it's that she isn't capable of putting in any of the work.

edit: She is dressed like a giant toddler and i'm here for it.
 
Alright, the newest video has a prominently healing hickey at or around 00:06:08 mark. Granted, it has been quite some time since I was last in middle school and received a hickey (oh, such PL, much blogging), but I don't remember them taking a month to heal.
So, several options:
1. This is not same hickey as she had a month ago.
2. Beetus skin ain't healin'. We been knowing that with the various scratches she has.
3. Old skin ain't healing'. (anyone had hickey's in their 30's lol? knows how long it takes them to heal?)
4. Fucking with the timeline again.

I'm gonna go with option 2 on this one.


Edit: Now that i've had a good proper look back at the hickey from before I'm leaning towards this is a brand new hickey, and, given the giant toddler attire, this might be considered child sexual abuse.
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
She should know by now that she can't trust herself. She manipulates WW for extra points, she jumps from diet plan to diet plan and she can't stick to anything for more than a day without pigging out.
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Her point is that she wants to be on diet, not following a diet. She wants to have bottle of perfume from celebrities, not something that actually smell good on her. Everything is about looks for her.

My Cat Is Racist said:
This is why people keep telling her to go to an inpatient service. She should know by now that relying on her own will power doesn't work. She can say all she wants that's she's terrified to die and wants to LIVE but in the end, her actions really confirm how she feels. She doesn't give two shits about her health and well being and would prefer to just eat what she wants, when she wants regardless of the consequences.
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I am doubtful about her going to a outpatient eating disorder programme. First, how much would that cost? Amber does not have health insurance, so she would have to pay from her non-existent savings. Second, Amber does not do restrictive diet or anything less than 5,000 calories per day.

My Cat Is Racist said:
People will show their dedication to something by how much work they put in, especially when it's not fun or easy. Change is hard, it takes work. If her entire YouTube Weight Loss Journey has taught us anything, it's that she isn't capable of putting in any of the work.
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Agree.
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
Maybe if she could actually fit into a car properly, she would not be SWOLLLLEEEEN
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If she has to go somewhere in the car, she gets swolleeen, and she can't really fit in the car because she's swolleeeen. It's a vicious, vicious circle, which is a catch-22 tha tyou riihhhhly need to understand, shitlord! Or something like that. Gods forbid she actually work on losing some significant weight in all the time she isn't sitting her fat ass in the car.

some cunt said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AnrQEl_jvTYOur fabulous faggot is shading our gorl again.
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I thought it was magnificent. The part about taking the scale on the airplane was a legit LOL molment. But my god, ZM, I hope you drank a gallon of water after all that.

maybe a pigeon said:
Twenty bucks says she gains a stone between now and the appointment. And/or cancels.
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That's a last hurrah sucker's bet.

dfranki723 said:
God, the comments are ridiculous.

This lumpy cunt is suddenly an angel deserving of support because she's pretending to get ''help'' for her self diagnosed eating disorder?
Christ, if you pretend to be ill online you can basically be a complete sociopathic narc and everyone will still lick your gaping arsehole 'til their tongues are raw.
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It's amazing to behold. But I see there are doubters (who will no doubt get dogpiled by people who seem to have a gigantic black, blank spt when it comes to her history).

dfranki723 said:
People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.
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That is straight up bullshit, too. You don't get to wallow in "muh trauma" forever and expect people to give a fuck when you do, and have done, not a single fucking thing honestly or legitimately to help yourself.

dfranki723 said:
At this point she could be videoed kicking a baby in the head but if she posts a video showing a fridge full of fruits and veg, she'd get these same people saying ''we only want the best for you''. I look forward to the inevitable pearl clutching when she dips out.
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It's fucking weird is what it is. I know peoplelike to root for an undersdog, but remember this, you commenters who lurk here: Big Al IS NOT an underdog. She's a lazy, stupid narc and troll who also happens to be a pathological liar.

Don Draper said:
It's so telling of who Amberlynn is that her version of a "perfume tour" was literally just saying the brand names of the perfumes to flex (when 95% of them are horrendous celebrity tie in fragrances anyway) - she didn't even tell us the name of the perfume itself? the scent? when she wears it? staying power? literally fucking anything lmao
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Can you imagine anyone asking her about the various esters in those fragrances? Like, whuuuut?

Don Draper said:
god she would be the worst influencer in the world
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Good thing she'll never be one.

Also, this announcement of hers is not being met with complete acclaim

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Barely 250 more likes than dislikes? These Day One things aren't bringing in the same gushing enthusiasm or views they used to, Hamber.

WriterLynn's writing a novel about BDSM? I wonder how many "shtooo (something)"s there will be: so good seems to be about the best qualifier/adjective her fat-crushed pea brain can come up with.
 
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