🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Her gorlfriend was a viewer? I thought she didn't know Fatty was YT (in)famous?

Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?

I noticed Jade was smart enough to get a car that has a raised console between the seats to keep Amber's flab from blobbing over into her lap.

This was Amber two weeks ago when she was busted using a filter and said we were just jealous that she was a true and honest skinny queen. How dare you deny my weight loss!

This is unfiltered Amber four days ago.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Performative personal hygiene.

You ever notice how she doesn’t do the weekly Bath & Body Works hauls like she used to at gaycare? I’m sure she fucking stank to high heaven, especially if she washed herself from her bed with a rag on a stick and only washed her hair 8 times during 2019. No wonder she had 6 candles burning at any given time.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Every time I click on an Amber video, she shows up on screen looking absolutely massive. What the hell is going on over there?

Everybody in the business will tell you the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

Best I got. No accounting for the other blubber.

 

[dacwcman68]

This troglodyte managed to end up 2.2 pounds heavier after less than a month of weight watchers. Another successful weight loss journey in the books for ALR.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"New" weight loss program after not even a couple days in another. Whatever.

 

[Din Djarin]

Was Noom the one diet that actually helped her a little bit? She's been on so many that I can't remember. Or am I just confusing it with the cancer weight loss?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her gorlfriend was a viewer? I thought she didn't know Fatty was YT (in)famous?

Every great relationship starts with a lie, you know.

'Out’ - but never walkeen or interacteen with people, only sitting alone in the car she ‘bought’ Wipey.

Sitting alone in the car.

Gorlfriend collects shoes… as well as sexual partners.

Ain't nobody having sex with her except back in the Density days, but she's a fatishizer.

As for her ‘weight-loss’…1 Jan 22 = Day 1 = 504.6 and 16 Feb 22 = Day 47 = 497.8 = a ‘loss’ of a grand-total of 6.8 elbees in 47 days. Jesus Fucking Christ! What a shit show.

She should lose the act - just eat yourself to 700 pounds Hamber. It's what you want to do.

Every time I click on an Amber video, she shows up on screen looking absolutely massive. What the hell is going on over there?

She fat, bro.

Was Noom the one diet that actually helped her a little bit? She's been on so many that I can't remember. Or am I just confusing it with the cancer weight loss?

Supposebly - "it has the psychological" aspect. Know what else has a "psychological" aspect, Big Al? A fucking psychologist. But no, you have to have people read you a fucking bedtime story as you drift off to sleep, your "I'm a lazy pig" prepacked, sodium-laden "snack" in your greasy fist.

Edit: you know who's going to love this? Justine. She loves Day 1 Big Al. LOL

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something. She gained all of it back and more each time, though, so they don't really count either.

 

[FickleFuck]

Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?

I noticed Jade was smart enough to get a car that has a raised console between the seats to keep Amber's flab from blobbing over into her lap.

This was Amber two weeks ago when she was busted using a filter and said we were just jealous that she was a true and honest skinny queen. How dare you deny my weight loss!
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This is unfiltered Amber four days ago.
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That fucking centaur build, fucking-A. That truly is some Fallout shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Something hit me about the way she's been speaking lately.. It's more apparent in the last video (the part where she's "reacting" by laughing at her own stupid self) than this one, but she has an Elizabeth Holmes fake-deep-voice and vocal fry thing going on to match the "gf's" deep voice. But "I don't take on any of my "gf's" personalities, guise!" Sure, Big Al. That's why you constantly said shit in your terrible attempt at a Southern twang and said twang disappeared the moment (look! proper use of the word moment!) Becky did.

She still has that idiotic screeching cackle though, so everyone in the area will know when she, Big Al Reid, thinks something is hilarious even when it isn't.

That fucking centaur build, fucking-A. That truly is some Fallout shit.

I'm still partial to this centaur I spotted back at the end of 2019.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something. She gained all of it back and more each time, though, so they don't really count either.

Big AL also loses a pound or two when she has a bout of cellulitis, which is long overdue. Then when she feels better a spiral of muh mentalz, gaineen, and cryeen. Mystery scabs and unhealed wounds imminent.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

No wonder she's laughing as she's saying she's gonna do Noom again, bitch can't even troll with a straight face these days.

 

[let's play ball]

Everybody in the business will tell you the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

No need to worry, that's just water weight

 

[Owlflaps]

No wonder she's laughing as she's saying she's gonna do Noom again, bitch can't even troll with a straight face these days.

Bitch is just trying to get her views up. Too bad no one gives a shit aside from a select group of haters.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Something hit me about the way she's been speaking lately.. It's more apparent in the last video (the part where she's "reacting" by laughing at her own stupid self) than this one, but she has an Elizabeth Holmes fake-deep-voice and vocal fry thing going on to match the "gf's" deep voice. But "I don't take on any of my "gf's" personalities, guise!" Sure, Big Al. That's why you constantly said shit in your terrible attempt at a Southern twang and said twang disappeared the moment (look! proper use of the word moment!) Becky did.

She still has that idiotic screeching cackle though, so everyone in the area will know when she, Big Al Reid, thinks something is hilarious even when it isn't.



I'm still partial to this centaur I spotted back at the end of 2019.



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I agree 100%. I hate her new voice so much. It's obvious that she's emulating somebody else and, yeah, total Elizabeth Holmes vibes. Bitch is incapable of being a genuine person for five seconds. I would say she's a chameleon but I like chameleons too much to associate them with Hamber so I'll just say that Amber is a FAT, stunted, disingenuous retard with no original thought or personality.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

new diet plan- huge surprise- - hot topic haul.mp4

31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.

Again???? Its a miracle the fucking dog is even alive she's never stopped being incredibly obese for her species and size. Shes getting older and I really doubt shes going to last longer in the coming years sadly. Going to see a lot of joint problems for Twinkie

 

[pot of sneed]

Again???? Its a miracle the fucking dog is even alive she's never stopped being incredibly obese for her species and size. Shes getting older and I really doubt shes going to last longer in the coming years sadly. Going to see a lot of joint problems for Twinkie

No doubt. Just a couple of years ago back when the gorls were living in the gaycare, there was one moment where Twinkie snapped at Amber's face for some reason and I'm certain because Amber was prodding and poking at her with those big porky hands so I wouldn't be surprised if Twinkie's actually been in pain since she was taken into her owner's care - unclipped nails, barely walked, overfed and stressed tf out.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Bitch is just trying to get her views up. Too bad no one gives a shit aside from a select group of haters.

In two days, she's only managed to get 34K views on this inane video. The ratio is holding up, though.

I must have missed the "huge surprise". What was it? It would have been nice if he "topic haul" was a list of one or two subjects she could speak about even semi-intelligently after doing actual research. Like the difference between a conspiracy and a rumor. Or a real book review of something she's read (I know, she'd have to actually read a book first, which would also be nice). Instead, she sits around all day and all night, a worthless waste of human flesh and a drain on natural resources, returning nothing to the planet in general or society in particular.

I agree 100%. I hate her new voice so much. It's obvious that she's emulating somebody else and, yeah, total Elizabeth Holmes vibes. Bitch is incapable of being a genuine person for five seconds. I would say she's a chameleon but I like chameleons too much to associate them with Hamber so I'll just say that Amber is a FAT, stunted, disingenuous retard with no original thought or personality.

Chameleons also serve a purpose in nature. The only purpose this bitch serves is to keep the junk food creators and plastic producers in business.

31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Remember when she shit on the WLD because his diet didn't have any fruits or vegetables on it? Good times.

I guess orange juice counts as a "fruit". But I also remember her shitting on OJ (in her "reacting to hate comments" video from March 2019). So I'm guessing that belongs to the "gf". Where's the fresh food, Big Al? What happened to "get you a gf who can cook"? Nice collection of prepackaged sodium slices. That'll sure help the being swoleeen issue from siting in the car for five hours because you have to borrow someone else's friends and they're 2.5 hours away.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.

Might as well take her dog into the death spiral, too.

 

[FatalTater]

Anytime I see a near-empty fridge I assume that person eats restaurant food 90% of the time.

I wonder what hulthy choices feeder pornstar #Amberlynn Reid is making when she orders breakfast lunch and dinner. Nothing but raw salads and skim milk, right?