🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FickleFuck said:
I miss MichaelBPettyFattyWhatevertheFuck. This shit is intolerable now even through filtered ass compilations. Props to Bottle and Faxx Machine, but the source material is so bad their shit sucks too. I half-assed semi got through a Zachary Michael video of this garbage. I feel like Corey Feldman at the end of that one Friday the 13th movie going "DIE! DIE! DIE!" while machete-ing the shit out of Jason's head.
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The maven ALR watcher smashes the right arrow key until a scale display pops up on the screen.
 
Pippeyy said:
She said her girlfriend won't go anywhere with her instead of saying *they* never go anywhere. It was Jade not going anywhere with her. She drives her around but that's it. Must be true love. Gucci bottom level garbage AND refusing to be seen in public with you? She is going to have so much to scrapbook.
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I think that Jade does not want to go anywhere with Amber for 2 reasons. The first one is that she does not want to bring attention to her and Amber and have people taking pictures. The second reason, and I think the more important one, is that Amber is not that mobile and tires very quickly. So, Amber is slow and needs to rest quite often while walking. Jade, being athletic, is far more mobile and find it difficult to walk with her. This is why the only time they are out is when Jade is driving with Amber.
 
isn't it super awkward that she apparently still hangs out with the queens of the fag shanty? Or do we assume that they are just strapped for cash and wanted to go out on valentines day because the hog paid for the mediocre Kentucky sushi?
 
Frau Totenkinder said:
isn't it super awkward that she apparently still hangs out with the queens of the fag shanty? Or do we assume that they are just strapped for cash and wanted to go out on valentines day because the hog paid for the mediocre Kentucky sushi?
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I don't believe it for a second. I think it's easy for her to lie about hanging with them because Eric and Ricky are both shockingly offline and probably avoid Amber's internet presence like the plague. We also know that Becky has little desire to expose Amber and her bullshit online, so even if she knows better I doubt she's going to contradict Amber's claims.

Our gorl is so desperate to prove to everyone that she's well liked and has friends. If she's not filming it, then it isn't happening.
 
low sodium said:
reacting to a reaction video | Feb 15, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjM0H-dUxIk
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Twins!
Heimlich is cuter though
 
when the Diabetes take s over and they will take one of Hambers Legs i found her next Lego Project:
i proudly Present: Layyygo
 

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Poop Bun said:
I fucking love that for LiduralLynn over here, she thinks “counting calories” ought to lead to weight loss. Too bad for her the phrase wasn’t “counting and then reducing calories”.

Fat bitch doesn’t really want to loose weight anyways.

How does she not bore herself to death? Too busy eating I suppose.
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#cuntingcalories
 
D_Tractor said:
Holy shit not even once. Never order sushi in a landlocked state. The only good aquatic food in Kentucky is crawdads and bigmouth bass.
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Youse forgot catfish. Big ol' plate of fried catfish, some hush puppies, fried okra, and coleslaw. Yummy!

But yeah on the sushi. Got talked into some the other night here in Alabama. It was NOT what I expected or used to. Not totally gross, edible, but still very sub par. Meh.

Same thing with Mexican food. Waitress asked what I wanted and I said a green chile burrito. She had no.clue. She called the manager over. Still no.clue. For fuck's sake ya hicks, this is a staple in any Mexican restaurant in AZ. Still, lobsters 🦞 crawlin' out my mouth.

I can't see Hamber eating sushi in Kentucky or anywhere else. And fuck, they have it pre-made in little six piece containers here at WoMart. FINE DINING, I'm sure!
 
Meh, any sushi in the continental 48 is meh. Hawaii is pretty decent, but can't hold a candle to Japan. The nori makes all the difference.

But it's not like ALR has taste buds that'd be able to discern what's quality and what's not. If she can shovel it into her maw and it has enough sodium in it to preserve a blue whale, it's SHOOOO GUUUUUD.
 
Amberlynn is on Snapchat telling us details about when she masturbated in public at the college she went to for criminal justice. Two screenshots cause I couldn’t be bothered to find the other replies because boring cow is boring.
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Swan said:
telling us details about when she masturbated in public
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T-rex arms cannot masturbate. Laaahhh!

Okay, mebbe, just mebbe she could still reach her unbusted hymen in those days. Not this day or the next, though. I really can't and don't want that visual. Tanks!
 
You guys are getting all worked up over the sushi and have forgotten that quality concerns aren't a factor for Amber, and that she gets her sushi deep fried.
 
Constellationzero said:
Probably because, if you mentioned Van Cleef and Arpels, Fat Albert's Carcosan head would snap back, her malformed jaw would drop and you'd hear:

"WHUUUUUUUUUT?" emanate from her cyclopean maw.

That, and trashy people of all races only name drop (read: parrot) the same common names:

* Gucci
* Louis Vuitton
* Michael Kors
* Patron
* Lexus
* Channel

You get the idea...
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Nouveau riche bullshit keeps Big Al happy with the "gf", because we all now she'd be "Like, whuuut?" about any actual, romantic, thoughtful gift, instead of something with the name plastered all over it so she could do her white trash flexing.

Kitsunehime said:
when the Diabetes take s over and they will take one of Hambers Legs i found her next Lego Project:
i proudly Present: Layyygo
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Sorry, they're gonna need a much larger boat to construct a layg for Big Al that would support her massive girth.

Slappy McGherkin said:
Youse forgot catfish. Big ol' plate of fried catfish, some hush puppies, fried okra, and coleslaw. Yummy!
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Hell yeah, that's the kind of meal everyone needs to have at least once.


D_Tractor said:
BTW New Hampshire might re-legalize conversion therapy soon.
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Fuck them.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think that Jade does not want to go anywhere with Amber for 2 reasons. The first one is that she does not want to bring attention to her and Amber and have people taking pictures. The second reason, and I think the more important one, is that Amber is not that mobile and tires very quickly. So, Amber is slow and needs to rest quite often while walking. Jade, being athletic, is far more mobile and find it difficult to walk with her. This is why the only time they are out is when Jade is driving with Amber.
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I can believe the second reason. I know of a similar story IRL where a friend took a mutual friend on a foreign holiday in a city known for it's walking tourism. Never again they said. This mutual was much smaller than Amber but dragged everyone down. Kept having to stop for rest/drinks/shoes hurting/ankles hurting/struggle breathing.

Amber will be much much worse than this. Amber has no intention of walking further than the confines of her rented property and anyone with a functioning sense of annoyance or shame would not be interested in doing it with her.
 
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