🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She's building herself a whole Potemkin village (inside of which resides a Kabuki theater).

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No, you did not, LiarLynn. " We have became"? OK, GrammarLynn. And the new "gf" is exactly the same person as the original "gf". I swear, if we could convert her lies to energy, we could power a small country on the results.
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If true it was more of a interview situation type deal for a new caregiver than an actual date.
 
Scrumption said:
I just saw this video from February 8th that I don't think anyone has posted in the thread. The song choices and edits are pretty good. I actually didn't recognize all of these quotes, and I found it much more entertaining than ALR's recent videos. If you needed any more evidence that blubber on the brain makes you stupid, here it is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xpMaJHNowZM
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She's so boring that no one has posted/archived the new video today. Love that for her! The most interesting thing that happened was that she reacted to this video - and like a true dumbass, acted like she believes that she totally isn't this stupid, and that she's a cute and quirky comedic genius instead. Reality: she most likely possesses a sub-100 IQ, and still doesn't understand WHY people find these moments to be so moronic.

Also a point of stupidity interest: she referred to the whole 'seize and assist' porn star name incident as 'getting sued,' which makes even less sense than it did the first time she talked about it.
 
"Ive lost so much weight you guys all my necklaces fit now"
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Her ""girlfriend"" gave her some Gucci garbage. Gucci has really cornered the tard market. It appeals to trash bolth white and black.
 
She is now back to counting calories. It worked so well before. She quit WW because it gave her too many points. She gamed the system to get more points and now blames WW for it. She seems not to understand that it is basically her fault. She did not have to eats all those points, she chose to.

I find it bizarre that a 31 year old woman is showing us doing a Lego set like a 10 year old child. I have my suspicion that Jade is doing some of it. She seems surprised by some of the components. Most 31 old women have better things to do, like work and taking care of their families, than sitting all days at home doing such things. She is totally unrelatable.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
Apparently Foodie Beauty has called out Amber in one of the latest lives.

"Me and ALR could lose weight if we wanted to"

Saw someone mention it in Chantals thread.
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I saw that and it seemed so weird. Like, why invoke the name of pornstar #Amberlynn out of the blue like that? lol. Unless they think they're the only two fat people out there?
Personally I think Amber asked to be mentioned. She's been trying to get Chantal's audience to pay attention to her for a while now.
 
FatalTater said:
I saw that and it seemed so weird. Like, why invoke the name of pornstar #Amberlynn out of the blue like that? lol. Unless they think they're the only two fat people out there?
Personally I think Amber asked to be mentioned. She's been trying to get Chantal's audience to pay attention to her for a while now.
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Might not be a bad thing at this point. A dissertation on the none perishable properties of vulcanised rubber would be far more interesting than anything in the Amberverse right now.
 
What a snoorefest that video is. Couldn't even finish through a comp video.

She is such a skinny legend her necklaces fit now. Whew I was so worried that would never happen. I've spent many a sleepless nights wondering if today would be the day she didn't need an extension for her chokers. Now about all the thousands of clothes you keep for "when you lost the weight". Those should fit now too.

The best part where she had to show us that she totally brushes her teeth. I want to see her get in the shower though. She looks like she would barely fit in there.
 
FatalTater said:
Personally I think Amber asked to be mentioned. She's been trying to get Chantal's audience to pay attention to her for a while now.
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Can you imagine someone watching regularly Chantal's train wreck going to check out Amber videos? After a couple, they would never do it again. This is not the way for Amber to increase her viewership. After 23 hours, she has only 35k views, the same as Bottle.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
She is such a skinny legend her necklaces fit now. Whew I was so worried that would never happen. I've spent many a sleepless nights wondering if today would be the day she didn't need an extension for her chokers. Now about all the thousands of clothes you keep for "when you lost the weight". Those should fit now too.
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I think she is trying to convince herself that she has lost a lot of weight and it is now fine if she does not lose more. She does not want to restrict her calories below 5,000 calories a day.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
The best part where she had to show us that she totally brushes her teeth. I want to see her get in the shower though. She looks like she would barely fit in there.
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Who cares if she brushes her teeth or not. Most adults have decided this a long time ago and know how to do it. If she wants to increase her viewership, this is not the way to do it.
 
Man she’s dull af. I cannot even bring myself to watch via reaction channels any more. Her face is permanently fuckin smug and that deep voice she has adopted, from her latest caregiver is cringe.
Show leaky legggs bitch, or, show us how your hands can totally reach your lady bits and bumhole! (Over the clothes is fine!)
 
I was wondering when someone would mention the new voice.
She's such a useless blank slate, siphoning personalities and traits like there's no tomorrow.

Also, I happened upon a compilation and spied this whopper. A stunning BBW rearranging every item that Becky had just finished placing.
Hambo had to pretend she was helping.

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Yet this mongoloid still insists she never reached 600lbs.
 
My god, that $200 Gucci necklace is so sad. Just absolute trash and yet it's probably the most expensive and highest quality piece of jewelry she's ever owned. Her engagement rings weren't even that much for both of them. This just shows how retarded she is in every part of her boring life.
She said her girlfriend won't go anywhere with her instead of saying *they* never go anywhere. It was Jade not going anywhere with her. She drives her around but that's it. Must be true love. Gucci bottom level garbage AND refusing to be seen in public with you? She is going to have so much to scrapbook.
 
Pippeyy said:
My god, that $200 Gucci necklace is so sad. Just absolute trash and yet it's probably the most expensive and highest quality piece of jewelry she's ever owned. Her engagement rings weren't even that much for both of them. This just shows how retarded she is in every part of her boring life.
She said her girlfriend won't go anywhere with her instead of saying *they* never go anywhere. It was Jade not going anywhere with her. She drives her around but that's it. Must be true love. Gucci bottom level garbage AND refusing to be seen in public with you? She is going to have so much to scrapbook.
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Probably because, if you mentioned Van Cleef and Arpels, Fat Albert's Carcosan head would snap back, her malformed jaw would drop and you'd hear:

"WHUUUUUUUUUT?" emanate from her cyclopean maw.

That, and trashy people of all races only name drop (read: parrot) the same common names:

* Gucci
* Louis Vuitton
* Michael Kors
* Patron
* Lexus
* Channel

You get the idea...
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She is now back to counting calories. It worked so well before. She quit WW because it gave her too many points. She gamed the system to get more points and now blames WW for it. She seems not to understand that it is basically her fault. She did not have to eats all those points, she chose to.
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I fucking love that for LiduralLynn over here, she thinks “counting calories” ought to lead to weight loss. Too bad for her the phrase wasn’t “counting and then reducing calories”.

Fat bitch doesn’t really want to loose weight anyways.

How does she not bore herself to death? Too busy eating I suppose.
 
Murderous Anas said:
She's so boring that no one has posted/archived the new video today. Love that for her! The most interesting thing that happened was that she reacted to this video - and like a true dumbass, acted like she believes that she totally isn't this stupid, and that she's a cute and quirky comedic genius instead.
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Her most recent cover up of this had been in a past video not too long ago that she stated shes never mispronounced things in order to be funny. She just plainly says she doesnt do it but seems to miss the fact that if she isnt doing it on purpose shes fucking stupid.

Murderous Anas said:
Reality: she most likely possesses a sub-100 IQ, and still doesn't understand WHY people find these moments to be so moronic.
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Yeah shes queen of the speds. Not schuper retarded, but needs a tard wrangler to function in life and cant handle being on her own. She just cant function around normal people.
Murderous Anas said:
Also a point of stupidity interest: she referred to the whole 'seize and assist' porn star name incident as 'getting sued,' which makes even less sense than it did the first time she talked about it.
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Its a watered down easily accessible notion. "Getting sued" is really just (vague legal thing) that amber knows. Shes got no real vocabulary so when real world things happen she cant fully comprehend them. Telling people shes getting sued sounds dramatic and scary like somethings happening in her life and is able to give something that requires no real detail because everyone knows what being sued means.
 
I miss MichaelBPettyFattyWhatevertheFuck. This shit is intolerable now even through filtered ass compilations. Props to Bottle and Faxx Machine, but the source material is so bad their shit sucks too. I half-assed semi got through a Zachary Michael video of this garbage. I feel like Corey Feldman at the end of that one Friday the 13th movie going "DIE! DIE! DIE!" while machete-ing the shit out of Jason's head.
 
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