🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Gergg said:
At this point Amber seems to have the midas touch but in reverse. Everyone she touches' lives seem to turn to shit... or were they shit before Amber got to them... hmmm its schrodinger's lesbian...
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Every adult who chooses to be a part of her life was a piece of shit before they were on camera. Some of them (like Rafe) want to act like they're better than her.

Speaking of Rafe, her wife released a book of poetry on Amazon
Link

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Looks like Amberlynn has some competition.
 
I really need a reaction channel to make amber's fucking new 30 minute video worth watching
also unrelated have people talked about her buying subscribers because why does she every other month gain 1-2,000 exactly?
 
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so she thinks her losing 80 + lbs actually feels like she's lost 300.
She said in 2019 she couldn't shower at all at her highest and bathed in bed and then starts crying lmao. And how becky was there and helped her so much.
Which I just/??? She was almost at her highest back in the spring???? And talked about how she could stand no problem??? And I thought Becky never helped or supported you???
 
I'll patiently wait for one of you guys to bulletpoint this fuckfest. That thumbnail alone is repulsive and I don't think I can watch this sack of wet shit force out anymore pretend tears or read the arselicking comments gassing her shit encrusted arsehole up.
 
Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:

Totally

Situation type deal

Molment

Is what it is

So kee-you (“cute” without the “t” sound)

Like

Literally

Super-anything

So good

Hot minute

Journey

...and any words that end in "ing" replaced by "een."



Add anything you like. Am I being overly irritable?
 
ObesetoBeast has chipped in, which I find mildly amusing considering that Hamberlynn used to talk to him and said he was so supportive. More interesting than seeing the same old cycle from our hog anyway.
 
Rasputin's Side Piece said:
Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:

Totally

Situation type deal

Molment

Is what it is

So kee-you (“cute” without the “t” sound)

Like

Literally

Super-anything

So good

Hot minute

Journey

...and any words that end in "ing" replaced by "een."



Add anything you like. Am I being overly irritable?
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Perfectly normal amount of irritablility...

...if you will.
 
No wonder Becky never went down on her. How much can you really clean with a washcloth and soapy water while in bed?

Also if you missed it above because you were skimming the thread, the secret was that she couldn't shower throughout most, if not all, of 2019. Becky brought her soapy water and a washcloth and left her to clean herself.
 
No wonder Becky was catatonic. She was hauling buckets of water like a peasant so Princess Pig could ""bathe"" in bed.

Just like we said.

Aside from being an irredeemable glutton, the reason she'll never lose weight is because being 500 pounds makes her feel like she lost 300. She can roll around in bed just like skinny people!

eta: I'm sure when she oinks her way back to 600, Jade will be hauling in washing tubs and wiping her ass like Becky did. Right? Right, Amber? Because no one's ever supported and loved you more than Jade?
 
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So shes both strong and weak because of the comments she gets on youtube, fuck she is so special. She is both strong and weak because of different theens, love that for her. Shes so strong yet vulnerable ~wow~
Amber we get it.
The only good thing so far is how amber is pretending to care about tammys weight loss because she had to be basically taken to fat adult daycare+hospital magical land. I fucking cant, its fat people jail. Amber would never go because she knows she would binge as soon as she was released from captivity.
-they teach you coping skills to not do that
-amber probably cant afford it anyway.


Continues to shade becky without saying beckys name and talks about how supportive wipey is. She wants a mommy dom and shits on the girlfriend she morphed becky into by being an insufferable cunt. The end.

Shits on rehab the whole time despite saying she told others in her family to go when she was little. Amber talking about her childhood is wild. The theme of this part of the video is rahab in any form isnt good unless the person wants to go. Only then will it help. This whole part is molments of my life i cant get back.

Says again anyone her size is not healthy. Here we go again.

More sucking tammys dick. She must be so jealous of her fame because amber says she wants to be friends with her.

Still fails at taking her meds. This is just a tactic to keep herself helpless "beyond her control". Hasnt taken any of her meds in a week. UwU no estrogen no bi polar meds. Hides behind mental health.

Denies being a narc. Again.

Gets super into herself talking about weight loss, and rolling around in bed. Shes just rolling around like a basketball in bed. Admits to sleeping sitting up at her heaviest. All this shit we know. Shes just stuffing herself with food in recent vids and saying shes able to move like a normal person still. Ok amber, we believe you.

Admits to trolling. Admits to liking being the troll queen. She likes the name trollynn, thats it. This is her way of being scandalous.

Admits to singing in the shower. Assures us she can shower like a normal person and also hit high notes.

The deep dark secret is she couldnt shower at all for a large portion of 2019 or almost all of it. She got bed baths. *fake almost hysterics* then goes into "theens can change hopeful uwu bullshit". Wanted to end her life sometimes apparently. During this time period.
I wish.
Admits becky was there for her because it makes the story sound better.
Cue lifetime movie bullshit.
-would never share this-
-but i am-
becky only helped after the hysterectomy surgery. She did it all by herself when she could. So brave.
Thats it. Thats the biggest deepest darkest secret. Thats her reveal.

Moves on to talk about laygs. Shes so into herself cryeen and being on camera.
Calves are the worst. She hates them. Claims wipey loves her for who she is and doesnt care about stuff like that.

Talks about her ideal weight, still being into herself

Loves danas weight loss, so happy for her. Claims they are better friends now. Shes just jealous. Everyone that has something she wants, she just gets close to or claims to want to be closer to and its fucking weird.


Who the fuck is out here genuinely curious about any of this? I cant believe these are real questions and shes honestly answering any of this, this just has to be a journal entry she put on camera or shes just replying to her own sock accounts and talking to herself all day.

Chantal is out here with shit like
-ignoring her home, a depressed closeted tranny best friend and her cats
-financially supporting a crack head
-being not cheated on but cheated on
-shaving her head
- the situation with dee dee that im calling "angry sister wives" because thats what it basically is now.

I cant believe amber exposed herself like this, it wont save her channel.
 
Everyone is coming out of the woodwork making ALR videos, suddenly. Her content hasnt improved, so it's just, "Amber isn't taking this diet seriously! She shouldn't eat that!" As if it hasn't already been said a million times, including by the same usual suspects. People are coming back to just repeat themselves.
 
Rasputin's Side Piece said:
Words that will activate Amberlynn’s proposed shock collar:
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  • "Bittersweet"
  • "Take the plunge"
  • "Point blank period"
  • "Love that for me"
  • "I did that"
  • "Taste test"
  • "Hootenberry"
  • Not a word, but moaning at food and/or "mhm, mhm"
  • Reading the entire label off of random shit she just bought because she's too stupid to explain it in her own words
 
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