🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Anybody know what handicapped math class did ALR's weight loss math for January? She was 504 at the end of November, how did she magically lose 14 pounds in January and somehow only end up at 492.
 
Clown Baby said:
She's said a few times in older videos that she's a "city gorl" at heart and repeatedly disparaged the gaycare area as basically west bumblefuck nowhere. Whenever she's been asked where she would want to live if she could live anywhere she says LA or NYC for the same reason: because she thinks she's a hip, glamorous diva who belongs in (what she perceives as) hip, glamourous places. When she and Becky were still living in Montecello and went on that hotel vacation in Lexington she spent time filming out the window, talking about how great the views are there, bragging that Ariana Grande was coming to perform in the amphitheater near the hotel. It's all about Amber thinking she's hot shit and belongs in a place she thinks is also hot shit. Goes on a vacation in the city, sits in the room eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck. Moves to a condo in the city, sits on the couch eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck.

She's delusional and dumb. She thinks merely existing in a cool place (again a cool place in her own perception and not reality) makes her more interesting than existing in an uncool place.
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Fat Albert thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter, but she's really only cold poop on a paper plate.
 
Damn, we are breaking out hot Cheetos now, BITCH IS BROKE!! Hot Cheetos for newbies is Amber's second-highest viewed video. The cancer video beats it obviously but damn, we are really in hell if we are covering this ground.
 
I have never heard hanging a shower curtain referred to as "manual labor" but okay.

Hot Cheetos are being mentioned because iirc the Kaylee person that Chantal worked with recently is the one that challenged Amber to eat hot Cheetos back in the day. Amber wants Chantal's viewers to notice her, therefore..
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
So we're supposed to believe she managed to lose 4+ pounds after she ate 118(?) WW points one day, probably ate about the same amount the next day, fucked off WW, and got up Sunday ate 5K+ calories?

Must have been one epic shit.
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When people love in with their significant other, there's a level of comfortable-ness that comes with it. Usually it comes after a couple of months, but most people can't hide the fact that they shit and piss and fart like humans do. Wipey has been around The Henry, let's say, since August/September. Now that they're "officially" moved in together (as many other Kiwis have noted, I think she's been moved in since before January), Amberlynn can no longer maintain the uwu dainty queen persona she puts on for the camera. Why would her eating habits change now?
(of course, we didn't get to see all the glorious junk food hamber has pigged out on between August and now as much as we see today - this is obviously due to her declining views, but perhaps she is eating less home cooked meals).
I'm saying all this to finally say, Wipey has (probably) been promoted to Chief Wiper, that is, if Wipey is a real person who isn't paid help. Wipey can see how Big Al eats in a day and shits at night, and since Amberlynn still isn't physiologically able to wipe her ass, I could see her coyly asking Wipey for her services.
 
lostinwoods said:
The simple fact that she keeps showing her weight in the "490's" proves to me that she is easily over 500
I wonder if she tares the scale or just films retakes until the number she wants shows up
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This cycling has given me whiplash. I (and I'm sure many others) forgot that over the holidays she gained about 15 pounds from a few days of being "off track", which now seems like it was completely intentional and done with the intent of claiming a huge weight loss in the beginning of the year
 
Murderous Anas said:
This cycling has given me whiplash. I (and I'm sure many others) forgot that over the holidays she gained about 15 pounds from a few days of being "off track", which now seems like it was completely intentional and done with the intent of claiming a huge weight loss in the beginning of the year
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Anyone thinking that Amber is on a weightloss “journey”, should get their head a shake. This is performance art for her few supporters. The numbers she shows us do not make sense, along with the meals that she eats. She eats what she wants anytime she wants it. She cuts down a bit if the scale goes over 500 pounds, which she will not show us, and will tell us that she is losing when she is under 500 pounds.
 
WTF is a "vintage cold"?!

It's interesting that she has hot cheetos in her videos lately, as she has claimed in the past that they trigger her binges. The cheetos are clickbait.

Jade got fatty to try crawfish..she didn't like it. Of course she didnt show it.
I want to see her try chitlins next.
 
"I totally forgot to film my weigh in."
Well, you're filming right now, why can't you just jump on that scale and show us? She really thinks we're retarded.
 
Ben Lurkin' said:
Does anyone wonder if the rise of the "HAES/Fat Acceptance Movement" correlates* with the decline of DietLynn's channel?
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It did not - HAES has been around forever. It really started gaining traction/fatties started clinging to it for dear life back in the early 2000s.

FatalTater said:
Peter Monn lives in or near Indianapolis, and he had one video that was slightly interesting to me because he talked about almost being picked up by Herb Baumeister* back in the day. I tried to find the video but the color overload from his thumbnails nearly put my eyes out.
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Wow. That is probably the most interesting thing about him. Baumeister was a freak.

Clown Baby said:
Whenever she's been asked where she would want to live if she could live anywhere she says LA or NYC for the same reason: because she thinks she's a hip, glamorous diva who belongs in (what she perceives as) hip, glamourous places.
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Like she would suddenly become a sensation with millions of subs and be named an "influencer" when in reality, she'd be exactly the same, only with access to even more food, and paying way higher for everything.

dacwcman68 said:
Anybody know what handicapped math class did ALR's weight loss math for January? She was 504 at the end of November, how did she magically lose 14 pounds in January and somehow only end up at 492.
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The math sucks. Comments noticed it, though.

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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Damn, we are breaking out hot Cheetos now, BITCH IS BROKE!! Hot Cheetos for newbies is Amber's second-highest viewed video. The cancer video beats it obviously but damn, we are really in hell if we are covering this ground.
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They showed up in a grocery haul, and we all know that means they're going to be showing up regularly now.

FatalTater said:
I have never heard hanging a shower curtain referred to as "manual labor" but okay.
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Anything that involves effort is manual labor to Big Al.

Swan said:
When people love in with their significant other, there's a level of comfortable-ness that comes with it. Usually it comes after a couple of months, but most people can't hide the fact that they shit and piss and fart like humans do. Wipey has been around The Henry, let's say, since August/September.
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Definitely since September, no matter what LiarLynn says.

Swan said:
I'm saying all this to finally say, Wipey has (probably) been promoted to Chief Wiper, that is, if Wipey is a real person who isn't paid help. Wipey can see how Big Al eats in a day and shits at night, and since Amberlynn still isn't physiologically able to wipe her ass, I could see her coyly asking Wipey for her services.
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She has such T Rex arms, even if she were to lose all the weight, she'd have such excess skin, I still don't think she could wipe herself.


dollastoho said:
WTF is a "vintage cold"?!
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Big Al: so quirky.

dollastoho said:
It's interesting that she has hot cheetos in her videos lately, as she has claimed in the past that they trigger her binges. The cheetos are clickbait.
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It's all clickbait at this point.

dollastoho said:
Jade got fatty to try crawfish..she didn't like it. Of course she didnt show it.
I want to see her try chitlins next.
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I'd love to see her try huitlacoche, since she loves Mexican food shtooo much, you guise. There's a lot of things I'd like to see her try: foie gras, Beluga caviar, escargot, balut, surströmming, (real) haggis, casu marzu, hakarl, deep fried butter, alligator, and more.
 
Dying at the end of video where she shows her weigh in with a 2 lb weight gain, says nothing about it and says hope you enjoyed this video.
 
I just got around to watching Faxx Machine and Orange Chicken and Bottle....Did this eat beast fucking unhinge her God Damned jaw to inhale that sandwich hot cheetos taco monstrosity? Please just get on with it and die. Fucking atrocious ass monster.
 
dacwcman68 said:
Anybody know what handicapped math class did ALR's weight loss math for January? She was 504 at the end of November, how did she magically lose 14 pounds in January and somehow only end up at 492.
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If she loses 10 pounds and gains 5 back, and then re-loses those 5 pounds she doesn't consider that 15 lbs it's 20 lbs. That is why her math is always off. That and she is a retard.
dollastoho said:
WTF is a "vintage cold"?!
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Is it anything like the norovirus she gets every year?

Borbie Dahl said:
I dont think she fits in that shower. Imagine the body that backed on up to the desk standing in that walk in shower.. I dont see it
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I'm not watching but sounds like she has a walk-in shower? People have been speculating for a while shes in an disability/elderly apartment. The hallways are much wider than the other apartments. Her lights, thermometer, and peep hole are all low (so low a 5'1 Amber has to bend over to look at it.) She is on the bottom floor and has no balcony just a few stairs leading to the road. I believed that may be a requirement for the ADA. I still think they will need to remove a wall or two to get her out of there.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I'm not watching but sounds like she has a walk-in shower? People have been speculating for a while shes in an disability/elderly apartment. The hallways are much wider than the other apartments. Her lights, thermometer, and peep hole are all low (so low a 5'1 Amber has to bend over to look at it.) She is on the bottom floor and has no balcony just a few stairs leading to the road
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I think if it were an ADA apartment, there would be hand rails in the tub and shower.

She has an enclosed terrace. It's where she recently fell like a skinny person, but got back up so quickly like a skinny person that Black Becky pretended not to notice.
 
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