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She's not bipolar, just an attenshun seeking narcissist.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Geez, what's stopping her from converting into a mukbang channel? No supporters left. Clearly loves to eat shit and make thumbnails with mouth open. Just convert into it already or show leygs!
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Mood swings are a common symptom of NPD.
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Bitch you aren't suffering from a food addiction, you're in hog heaven! You love the gluttony, just embrace it.
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FatAl has not got binge eating disorder. There is no eating of what- ever's at hand, there is no guilt, nor a return to "normal" eating habits until the next binge.
She is simply a glutton who, as gluttons do, eats a hell of a lot. All the time.
She uses (undiagnosed) BED as a shield. "Whelp, I'm just powerless cause I've got the disorder".
It is, like everything else she says, bullshit.
She is simply a glutton who, as gluttons do, eats a hell of a lot. All the time.
She uses (undiagnosed) BED as a shield. "Whelp, I'm just powerless cause I've got the disorder".
It is, like everything else she says, bullshit.
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Is this Big Al, accepting the role life planned for her? Eating herself to death on YT for all to see? Was it really 5K calories? Does she blame "food addiction" or the BED she doesn't have? Will she tease the supportive "gf" for us? Let's find out in what is sure to be yet another thrilling entry from one of the most preeminent filmmakers of our time - possibly of all time!
Just over eight minutes, including that stupid intro, plus her knocking her phone off the counter as the cold open. Keeping consistent with that low effort vibe, I get it.
Day 29: 494.6
Day 30: 496.4
Still under 500 pounds. Never fear, gorls, she's reverting to her true form now that she is safely not alone, having moved in the "gf". Unwashed poop bun, greasy face, no makeup. Keep changing back to who you really are, Fatty.
Woke up at noon, "gf" woke up at 11. I'm guessing that trip out really was to the liquor store, besides McD's. Good call. Claims it's not usual for either of them, and she herself "averages" getting up at about 9 AM. I think I'm going to need a drink after this shitfest.
"This is just, like, one of them laid backs..." THOSE, you fucking tard.
Wants to show us what she eats when she's "off track" - i.e., eating the shitty, sodium-filled, greasy, high calorie, sugar-laden food she really wants instead of those fucking salads, which can go right to hell (because even skinny people don't have enough time on this earth for that bullshit, amirite?).
Woke up "actively today because it's Sunday" (WTF?) "and the lord is telling me to eat what I want" (told ya!) "and today is his day!"
Now, I know a lot of people believe Big AgnosticLynn when she claimed to be agnostic, but I have always chalked that up to more of her usual stream of lies. I'm not going to go into all that; I'm simply going to say that once again, what she eats in this video is not her fault. She got a message from the lawd gawd, y'all, to do what I said, and go hog wild. Thanks, sky fairy, for giving Big AccountabilityLynn another hall pass! She says she's just kidding, but nah - any excuse will do.
Anticipation:
Goes on to ruin the "just kidding" by overdoing it with the lawd, just like the "gf" hype. Speaking of that oh so supportive "gf", why is she not whispering sweet nothings into your ear, telling you this is not the right thing to do, and oh here, let me fix you a real meal, since I'm so "obsessed" with you? Oops, sorry, I thought for a minute it was a real "gf" and not a placeholder just to have someone else in the apartment so you won't be alone. My bad!
"I am just actively making the choice that I'm not on track". Listen here, Fatty: what you eat is ALWAYS an "active" choice. Nobody is holding you down and prying open that maw of yours to stuff burgers and giant Sonic shakes down it. You're not being forced to eat like shit.
Going to back on track "tomorrow". Sure. Will she go back to the futility of WW? She doesn't know, but I do: nope. Not until this cycle has completed its orbit around her giant shelf ass.
Complains about being stuck int he 490s "for-ev-er" and thinks her body just won't let her lose more weight. This is as stupid and wrong and as much a lie now as when you complained about some mysterious medical condition back in the Krystle Era that prevented you from losing weight like the rest of the fat fucks do when they actually want to lose weight. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.
Claims not to know what "self-sabotaging" even means. Sure, gorl. Sure, you don't. Just another excuse to go sit on your fat ass and do "research" instead of going to the fucking gym that is right in your apartment complex. "How does one sabotage themselves without realizing it?" For one, they wake up "actively" because it's Sunday and go stuff themselves with shitty food. HTH! Get on with the eating already, bitch.
"It is what is it" count: 1
Blah blah tuned her out when she's explaining shit to us that we already know, rambling. Blah blah, if you're on a weight loss journey, don't let this video get you down. Like anyone takes any sort of weight loss journeeeee advice from you, Fatty. I guess actively is the word of the day, because I think that's a count of four. I really hate her "Question question? No. Question question? Yes." shit.
Yay, food!
Chocolate peanut butter chip greek yogurt bar from Yasso: 130 calories
Full on footlong turkey cheese sub from somewhere she didn't name, some kind of loaded fries: I did a little detectiveness and think this is from Charleys: Large turkey cheddar melt is 1130, ultimate gourmet fries are 790
Starbucks chai tea, some "mandolin" cakes (LOL), one of her faves - fuck off, Big Al, we know everything in their case is one of your faves: 380 (with whole melk) for the chai, 230 for the madeleines
Chocolate chip cookie, also from Stabucks. VO: "OMG, that sounds SHTOO good right now!" Guess you should have ordered more than one, then, Lardass: 360 calories
Sonic, again! Slushee, fuck you with your "obsessed" shit, blue coconut with cherry. It looks like a cup of dog diarrhea: 420 calories plus another 60 for the cherry
Claims the slushee takes her a couple hours to drink
Arby's meal of large diet coke (of course), gigantic curly fry (650 calories), mac & cheese (tastes, does the orgasm face) (510 calories), crispy fish sandwich, says it looks good, but it doesn't, tastes, more orgasm shit (570 calories)
Claims she doesn't like to eat all that shit on video. Don't tell lahs, you mendacious cunt. Stop acting like you haven't filmed bullshit like this on camera before.
She's just appalled, y'all, and is so disgusted with herself for eating 5121 calories (my total for her day: 5230 calories). You do not have an eating disorder, and you are not addicted to food. Stop trying to justify that you love to eat and hate to exercise, and just tell us all to go fuck ourselves, you'll do what you want. You are a lazy, entitled pig with disordered eating, not some cute, quirky thing with every malady in the alphabet soup world wrong with you. Point blank, period, as you would say.
Ends on that note, doesn't even bother with outro.
Just over eight minutes, including that stupid intro, plus her knocking her phone off the counter as the cold open. Keeping consistent with that low effort vibe, I get it.
Day 29: 494.6
Day 30: 496.4
Still under 500 pounds. Never fear, gorls, she's reverting to her true form now that she is safely not alone, having moved in the "gf". Unwashed poop bun, greasy face, no makeup. Keep changing back to who you really are, Fatty.
Woke up at noon, "gf" woke up at 11. I'm guessing that trip out really was to the liquor store, besides McD's. Good call. Claims it's not usual for either of them, and she herself "averages" getting up at about 9 AM. I think I'm going to need a drink after this shitfest.
"This is just, like, one of them laid backs..." THOSE, you fucking tard.
Wants to show us what she eats when she's "off track" - i.e., eating the shitty, sodium-filled, greasy, high calorie, sugar-laden food she really wants instead of those fucking salads, which can go right to hell (because even skinny people don't have enough time on this earth for that bullshit, amirite?).
Woke up "actively today because it's Sunday" (WTF?) "and the lord is telling me to eat what I want" (told ya!) "and today is his day!"
Now, I know a lot of people believe Big AgnosticLynn when she claimed to be agnostic, but I have always chalked that up to more of her usual stream of lies. I'm not going to go into all that; I'm simply going to say that once again, what she eats in this video is not her fault. She got a message from the lawd gawd, y'all, to do what I said, and go hog wild. Thanks, sky fairy, for giving Big AccountabilityLynn another hall pass! She says she's just kidding, but nah - any excuse will do.
Anticipation:
Goes on to ruin the "just kidding" by overdoing it with the lawd, just like the "gf" hype. Speaking of that oh so supportive "gf", why is she not whispering sweet nothings into your ear, telling you this is not the right thing to do, and oh here, let me fix you a real meal, since I'm so "obsessed" with you? Oops, sorry, I thought for a minute it was a real "gf" and not a placeholder just to have someone else in the apartment so you won't be alone. My bad!
"I am just actively making the choice that I'm not on track". Listen here, Fatty: what you eat is ALWAYS an "active" choice. Nobody is holding you down and prying open that maw of yours to stuff burgers and giant Sonic shakes down it. You're not being forced to eat like shit.
Going to back on track "tomorrow". Sure. Will she go back to the futility of WW? She doesn't know, but I do: nope. Not until this cycle has completed its orbit around her giant shelf ass.
Complains about being stuck int he 490s "for-ev-er" and thinks her body just won't let her lose more weight. This is as stupid and wrong and as much a lie now as when you complained about some mysterious medical condition back in the Krystle Era that prevented you from losing weight like the rest of the fat fucks do when they actually want to lose weight. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.
Claims not to know what "self-sabotaging" even means. Sure, gorl. Sure, you don't. Just another excuse to go sit on your fat ass and do "research" instead of going to the fucking gym that is right in your apartment complex. "How does one sabotage themselves without realizing it?" For one, they wake up "actively" because it's Sunday and go stuff themselves with shitty food. HTH! Get on with the eating already, bitch.
"It is what is it" count: 1
Blah blah tuned her out when she's explaining shit to us that we already know, rambling. Blah blah, if you're on a weight loss journey, don't let this video get you down. Like anyone takes any sort of weight loss journeeeee advice from you, Fatty. I guess actively is the word of the day, because I think that's a count of four. I really hate her "Question question? No. Question question? Yes." shit.
Yay, food!
Chocolate peanut butter chip greek yogurt bar from Yasso: 130 calories
Full on footlong turkey cheese sub from somewhere she didn't name, some kind of loaded fries: I did a little detectiveness and think this is from Charleys: Large turkey cheddar melt is 1130, ultimate gourmet fries are 790
Starbucks chai tea, some "mandolin" cakes (LOL), one of her faves - fuck off, Big Al, we know everything in their case is one of your faves: 380 (with whole melk) for the chai, 230 for the madeleines
Chocolate chip cookie, also from Stabucks. VO: "OMG, that sounds SHTOO good right now!" Guess you should have ordered more than one, then, Lardass: 360 calories
Sonic, again! Slushee, fuck you with your "obsessed" shit, blue coconut with cherry. It looks like a cup of dog diarrhea: 420 calories plus another 60 for the cherry
Claims the slushee takes her a couple hours to drink
Arby's meal of large diet coke (of course), gigantic curly fry (650 calories), mac & cheese (tastes, does the orgasm face) (510 calories), crispy fish sandwich, says it looks good, but it doesn't, tastes, more orgasm shit (570 calories)
Claims she doesn't like to eat all that shit on video. Don't tell lahs, you mendacious cunt. Stop acting like you haven't filmed bullshit like this on camera before.
She's just appalled, y'all, and is so disgusted with herself for eating 5121 calories (my total for her day: 5230 calories). You do not have an eating disorder, and you are not addicted to food. Stop trying to justify that you love to eat and hate to exercise, and just tell us all to go fuck ourselves, you'll do what you want. You are a lazy, entitled pig with disordered eating, not some cute, quirky thing with every malady in the alphabet soup world wrong with you. Point blank, period, as you would say.
Ends on that note, doesn't even bother with outro.
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Turd Fergusson
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It is strange that in one hand, she says that there is nothing wrong with having cheat days, and that she has food addiction that she can do nothing about, and in the other hand, she wants to have bariatric surgery to lose weight. From everything I read, as soon as you have wls, you cannot have 5,000 calories cheat days ever. No wonder, she was refused surgery by the three surgeons.
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Listen I never post but I could not keep this to myself
Information found from the website the food is from (used firehouse subs for reference)
Ice cream bar - 170 cals
Chicken sandwich from firehouse subs covered in cheese - 1100 cals
Cheesy steak fries -720 cals
venti chai latte -300 cals
Chocolate chip cookie - 360
Madeline cookies -220
Sonic large blue rasp slush - 440
Arbys large curly fries- 650
Arbys Mac n cheese- 510 cals
Arbys fish sandwich- 570 cals
Large Diet Coke
Total: 5100 calories
Sodium
Ice cream bar 85mg
Cheese fries 2500mg
Sandwich 2700 mg
Latte 160mg
Madeline cookies 120mg
Chocolate chip 220mg
Slushy 70mg
Diet Coke 95 mg
Large curly fries 1480mg
Mac n cheese 1120 mg
Fish sandwich 1000mg
Total: 9550mg almost 10g of salt.
Daily recommendation is 2.3 g or 2300mg
Information found from the website the food is from (used firehouse subs for reference)
Ice cream bar - 170 cals
Chicken sandwich from firehouse subs covered in cheese - 1100 cals
Cheesy steak fries -720 cals
venti chai latte -300 cals
Chocolate chip cookie - 360
Madeline cookies -220
Sonic large blue rasp slush - 440
Arbys large curly fries- 650
Arbys Mac n cheese- 510 cals
Arbys fish sandwich- 570 cals
Large Diet Coke
Total: 5100 calories
Sodium
Ice cream bar 85mg
Cheese fries 2500mg
Sandwich 2700 mg
Latte 160mg
Madeline cookies 120mg
Chocolate chip 220mg
Slushy 70mg
Diet Coke 95 mg
Large curly fries 1480mg
Mac n cheese 1120 mg
Fish sandwich 1000mg
Total: 9550mg almost 10g of salt.
Daily recommendation is 2.3 g or 2300mg
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She's so retarded that she doesn't even know that if you have a disorder you should do as much as you can to manage it instead of using it as an excuse
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Amber is still trying her hardest to morph into a Black American woman but it is not happening.
Her behavior is more forced than the lies of Judas.
You re not black so stop pretending.
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Just to remind you that Amber wasn't wearing a bra and her wide
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Nah. She's just tired of the performative dieting thing she wasn't even putting in half a shelf ass cheek about this time around. Better to just go ahead and confess failure up front instead of dealing with it in the comments, even though that's stupid Amberlogic, since both are going to be bad. She likes fast food. She wants to eat it every meal, every day. She gives the standard "I'm disgusted with myself" downer talk to get asspats from people who haven't seen this episode over and over (and over and over) again so her narcky need is satisfied. She was in Nader's stream for attention, nothing more to it than that.
Amen to that.
Genius.
Sounds like a lot of effort/work.
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I'm just now getting around to watching Bottle's video of this latest shitshow. That "sandwich" looked like 2 and all the other shit....my fawking Lawd! It's all gross and horrible, like the shit you eat after bar hopping and getting all kinds of effed up and then you regret what you ate the next day, but not the drinking and having mobile fun 'cause you're not a housebound turd festering in yeast. She loves this nastiness, this not doing for herself, eating trash, trolling online strangers life she has made for herself. I have not a single solitary drop of sympathy for this monster and yeah, it tickles me pink that she is desperate for views and is eating herself to death. There is no rock bottom for a thing like her. She's had plenty of opportunities to declare one with cancer and what not, but there isn't one because she's happy to eat shit and die. Love that for her.
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I didn't add up the sodiumz because I knew it would give me a fucking heart explosion by proxy.
GFY, my dude.
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What an absolute lunatic, between her past three videos, she's had to have consumed upwards of 25g of sodium. Weight watchers is going better than it ever has before.
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"When I eat in my videos, I get more views." -- From the Amberlynn Reid School of No Shit, Sherlock
About an hour after she posted her video: 6720 views
An hour after that: 10770 views
Another hour and change: 14957 views
Two hours later: 22628 views
And the final for tonight, just shy of another hour later: 26372 views
I wonder if Big Al will venture back out into the world for a sit down meal at her personal Mecca. Think of it: filming herself getting into the car, her excitement so palpable it might jump right off the screen at us. Filming thecaretaker gf from behind as they make the walk to TCF. At the hostess station: breathlessly waiting to be seated. Once seated, the drink situation type deal moment, where she has ice water and she tries to get the "gf" to speak on camera to tell the viewers what she got to dri.......Big Al cuts her off as the food arrives. The "gf" gets....whatever, look at this orange chicken, y'all! She takes that first bite. Her eyes roll back in her head, like a great white shark in the nightlife. The "Mmmmmm..heHEEheHEEHEE" begins. Unable to contain her excitement, she squirms in her seat. Having chewed that first bite three times and sent it down the pipe, she opens her eyes as if she's just had an out of body experience. "SHTOOO good, guise, honestly." Meanwhile, the "gf" hasn't made a peep,and why should she? This is the Amberlynn Reid channel, not whatherface's channel. She wants a channel, she can made one of her own. We follow Big Al's fork as it moves back to the plate and stabs another piece of chicken.
Fade to black.
Oscar, in the bag!
About an hour after she posted her video: 6720 views
An hour after that: 10770 views
Another hour and change: 14957 views
Two hours later: 22628 views
And the final for tonight, just shy of another hour later: 26372 views
I wonder if Big Al will venture back out into the world for a sit down meal at her personal Mecca. Think of it: filming herself getting into the car, her excitement so palpable it might jump right off the screen at us. Filming the
Fade to black.
Oscar, in the bag!
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I cannot imagine being a adult and getting into a relationship with someone that orders fast food to the house 4 fucking times a day all while acting like they are 15.
OMG MY TONGUE IS BLUE
The first meal made absolutely no sense. A big greasy sandwich and cheesy fries combined with a chai tea and cookies? Then arbys her poor fucking toilet.
OMG MY TONGUE IS BLUE
The first meal made absolutely no sense. A big greasy sandwich and cheesy fries combined with a chai tea and cookies? Then arbys her poor fucking toilet.
D_Tractor
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Fake and gay. Her real tits are lidurly pancakes.
edit: those shits look like a male bodybuilder that took WAY too many steroids:
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