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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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GRAVES
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Sucking in your double chin is hard work.
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yeah, shes trying to catfish a man so she can breed more fat lumps of oxygen wasters.
Contact "him" in regards to Jade's work history lmao
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SquishSquish
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GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Yawn. Show laygs.
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SquishSquish
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More journaling of her super anxiety ridden days
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She’s been watching corrissa.
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Wow, the Mars Attacks alien got fat.
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FAT
INJURED
BETRAYED (but not by Jade)
INJURED
BETRAYED (but not by Jade)
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Why yes it's a hillock of pig in a tiny cape. Hahaha j/k. She did what skinny people do all.the.time. and fell. Again. Just like skinny people who then bruise their blimpy legs trying hoist their skinny selves back up which hurted her shoulder like skinny people? : (
INNYHOO
It's a hillock of pig in a heating pad posing as a tiny cape.
She oinkbaited about "betrayal" as she took a fake swig of candy rum, just like skinny people who get btfo'd by their neckless exes selling your TOTALLY FAKE RINGS YOU SWORE WERE RILL FROM A RILL JEWELER LIKE SKINNY PEOPLE DO ALL THE TIME .
INNYHOO
It's a hillock of pig in a heating pad posing as a tiny cape.
She oinkbaited about "betrayal" as she took a fake swig of candy rum, just like skinny people who get btfo'd by their neckless exes selling your TOTALLY FAKE RINGS YOU SWORE WERE RILL FROM A RILL JEWELER LIKE SKINNY PEOPLE DO ALL THE TIME .
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FatAl isn't even gonna attempt to be the least bit interesting, is she?
That's right Fatass, accept your destiny (
). Useless and a burden to everyone, living in a broken down trailer, on welfare, with some poor nurse who drew the short straw coming in daily to change your diapers and try to find a pulse somewhere in that sticky lardbody.
It's how it was always meant to be....
That's right Fatass, accept your destiny (
). Useless and a burden to everyone, living in a broken down trailer, on welfare, with some poor nurse who drew the short straw coming in daily to change your diapers and try to find a pulse somewhere in that sticky lardbody.It's how it was always meant to be....
Soft Gentle Love
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Callie has been receiving messages from amber(i don't watch her videos all the way through, they are so unbearable) about AF whatever whatever. She reached out to Callie to provide receipts that weren't receipts. Anyways Callie was believing amber until AF came out with the emails. and these are the messages amber Lynn sent to Callie.
i think the betrayal amberlynn is talking about is callie not believing her
also this video was a borefest
also she probably fell cause of her weight, cause she immediately said it wasn't cause of her weight, its giving liarlynn
also i don't think she can get drunk too fat
and she should show the bruise on her laygs
i think the betrayal amberlynn is talking about is callie not believing her
also this video was a borefest
also she probably fell cause of her weight, cause she immediately said it wasn't cause of her weight, its giving liarlynn
also i don't think she can get drunk too fat
and she should show the bruise on her laygs
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It's "nitpicking", Ms. "I read eighty books a Month".
Do you know what it means when you have to explain - at leangth - why it is that you were supposedly not lying? Because you were lying.
It really is that simple.
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I disagree. Amber has no emotional bond with Callie. Betrayal necessitates a personal connection - one of trust. Amber trusted Becky to not tell tales out of school. Becky swore in a livestream she would not tell tales, and then she did.
Amber is an irredeemable manipulator. She has survived by that alone. It makes her angry when her professional skill fails her and you can see that at the end of the message with Callie. She gets defensive and nasty and cocky.
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What the behemoth had to yammer about in this thrilling episode of "NOBODY CARES!"
Day 21: 491.6 - still working that weight you put on most recently, eh, Big Al?
"I just finished this journal. Took me 26 days to finish it!" Said with the pride of any 10 year old.
Oh, FFS, apparently Big Al has to correct those in the audience skeptical about her journaleeen that she does so journal, even to the point of putting more than one word on each page! "
LOL, sometimes she'll write about "what I did during the day...sometimes I'll narrowate what I did during the day..."
Never change, GrammarLynn, never change.
Emotions! Feeleens! The people in her life! (WTF would that be? Your personality drives everyone away eventually.)
Therapeudic! Thiings that have happened in the past!
OK, goddamn, we get it. Nobody gives a shit about the journaleeen you're so proud of, just like every other small thing in your universe - and let's face it, EVERY other thing in your universe is small compared to you. I skipped the rest of it (weight, muhmentalz,blah blah). Two fucking minutes of an eight minute video. RIVETING CONTENT.
Wow. A whale, wearing a tiny cape. It's exactly like a bunny wearing a tiny pancake except in no way at all.
More weighins.
493.6 - at least she's on brand.
494.0
496.6
Monotones her way through this, saying she "hasn't cared" but then also says the fact she can see herself gaining weight so rapidly "kinda scares" her. Make up your mind, bitch.
Says there's shit "in the near future" she's looking forward to, and she has to lose weight to do them. Hope you didn't plunk down any non-refundable deposits, Moneybags.
Big Al seems not to know the definition of futility. he rest of the vlog is supposedly (sure, Jan) what she ate; her goal is to stay "around" 1600. Yes, in the same way I am "around" the planet Mars, I'm certain.
Stupid hands somehow managed to tab and hit enter to post. Grr. Where was I?
Ah, right: wants to make Jan 24th the day she TRULY focused on this shit. You know. Like every other fucking time she's started some diet or goal at which she fails.
SpecificityLynn: "If you guys are wondering, this is a heating thing". Oh, so not a cape. My bad. She "kinda sorta fell, NO, it has nothing to do with my weight. People fall. Skinny people fall."
Yes, they do. They do not have another 550-600 fucking pounds coming down with them, you twat.
Rattles on about how she had to get up "has never been an issue before", referencing how she had to use her legs in the process, and how her layg is "extremely bruised", Pics or it didn't happen, fatty.
Oh my god. "This (the tiny cape) is actually my girlfriend's, because she has some shoulder (something) and she's letting me use it and I'm glad cause it feels good because it's a heating situation type deal." It's a fucking heating blanket. How can you not know "blanket" when you're always using one to cove your no pantsed fat ass?
On to the food:
Sodium filled lunchable - 910 mg of sodium, 380 cal - yes, nothing says "focus" like this shit
Salad kit, 140 cals
Pouring coffee for two. Hers is half full, wanted to try it with nothing but couldn't
Fucks up ramen by dumping tapatio into it; it is chicken flavor, has some extra real chicken she chopped up and dumped into it. More sodium. No calorie count. Great focus!
Jan 25th: 495.2 - is shocked - shocked, I say! - that only eating 1400 calories the day before didn't end with her losing all the weight she just put back on.
Having a "mid-day betrayal" - takes a sip that a two year old would take - "Rum by myself." Claims that nope, this is not about her gf. Sure, Jan. If you're going to adopt the "gf's" drinking personality, as you do, you're going to have to do better than those baby sips and pretend you're drunk. You're also going to have to start drinking actual run, not sugar water with a hint of rum. Ditto for those stupid seltzers. Drink some shots of plain liquor, loser. Claims she doesn't drink a lot and in the last six months, it's been, maybe six times, and we just happen to have been along for it. That declaration sounds about as true as her telling us she does so show everything she ate in one day on camera, haydurs.
Makes a stupid comment about meds and alcohol. Don't worry. You're barely drinking any of that sugar water, and at your weight, that is not enough alcohol to even make things fuzzy around the edges, Hoss.
Claims that twomonths ago, people were telling her she was glowing (yeah, no) and now she's a mess with greasy hair. Look, Big Al, we all knew how this was going to go. When your caretaker settled in, and everyone was comfy, you went back to the being the lazy waste of humanity you always have been.
She's trying to "take my meds..better". JFC, how difficult is it for you and your fucking muhmentalz that you're always whining at people about to stick to a goddamned schedule? I won't even go into you taking meds for fucking conditions you do not have, so if you're going to fucking own it, OWN IT, you lying POS.
Holds up a pink dildo. Awfully thick there, Big Al, who doesn't like penetrative sex.
Oh, my bad. It's yet another pill organizer. I will say that I think it's about as useful as a dildo to Big Al.
Makes another stupid comment about meds and alcohol.
Finis.
Day 21: 491.6 - still working that weight you put on most recently, eh, Big Al?
"I just finished this journal. Took me 26 days to finish it!" Said with the pride of any 10 year old.
Oh, FFS, apparently Big Al has to correct those in the audience skeptical about her journaleeen that she does so journal, even to the point of putting more than one word on each page! "
LOL, sometimes she'll write about "what I did during the day...sometimes I'll narrowate what I did during the day..."
Never change, GrammarLynn, never change.
Emotions! Feeleens! The people in her life! (WTF would that be? Your personality drives everyone away eventually.)
Therapeudic! Thiings that have happened in the past!
OK, goddamn, we get it. Nobody gives a shit about the journaleeen you're so proud of, just like every other small thing in your universe - and let's face it, EVERY other thing in your universe is small compared to you. I skipped the rest of it (weight, muhmentalz,blah blah). Two fucking minutes of an eight minute video. RIVETING CONTENT.
Wow. A whale, wearing a tiny cape. It's exactly like a bunny wearing a tiny pancake except in no way at all.
More weighins.
493.6 - at least she's on brand.
494.0
496.6
Monotones her way through this, saying she "hasn't cared" but then also says the fact she can see herself gaining weight so rapidly "kinda scares" her. Make up your mind, bitch.
Says there's shit "in the near future" she's looking forward to, and she has to lose weight to do them. Hope you didn't plunk down any non-refundable deposits, Moneybags.
Big Al seems not to know the definition of futility. he rest of the vlog is supposedly (sure, Jan) what she ate; her goal is to stay "around" 1600. Yes, in the same way I am "around" the planet Mars, I'm certain.
Stupid hands somehow managed to tab and hit enter to post. Grr. Where was I?
Ah, right: wants to make Jan 24th the day she TRULY focused on this shit. You know. Like every other fucking time she's started some diet or goal at which she fails.
SpecificityLynn: "If you guys are wondering, this is a heating thing". Oh, so not a cape. My bad. She "kinda sorta fell, NO, it has nothing to do with my weight. People fall. Skinny people fall."
Yes, they do. They do not have another 550-600 fucking pounds coming down with them, you twat.
Rattles on about how she had to get up "has never been an issue before", referencing how she had to use her legs in the process, and how her layg is "extremely bruised", Pics or it didn't happen, fatty.
Oh my god. "This (the tiny cape) is actually my girlfriend's, because she has some shoulder (something) and she's letting me use it and I'm glad cause it feels good because it's a heating situation type deal." It's a fucking heating blanket. How can you not know "blanket" when you're always using one to cove your no pantsed fat ass?
On to the food:
Sodium filled lunchable - 910 mg of sodium, 380 cal - yes, nothing says "focus" like this shit
Salad kit, 140 cals
Pouring coffee for two. Hers is half full, wanted to try it with nothing but couldn't
Fucks up ramen by dumping tapatio into it; it is chicken flavor, has some extra real chicken she chopped up and dumped into it. More sodium. No calorie count. Great focus!
Jan 25th: 495.2 - is shocked - shocked, I say! - that only eating 1400 calories the day before didn't end with her losing all the weight she just put back on.
Having a "mid-day betrayal" - takes a sip that a two year old would take - "Rum by myself." Claims that nope, this is not about her gf. Sure, Jan. If you're going to adopt the "gf's" drinking personality, as you do, you're going to have to do better than those baby sips and pretend you're drunk. You're also going to have to start drinking actual run, not sugar water with a hint of rum. Ditto for those stupid seltzers. Drink some shots of plain liquor, loser. Claims she doesn't drink a lot and in the last six months, it's been, maybe six times, and we just happen to have been along for it. That declaration sounds about as true as her telling us she does so show everything she ate in one day on camera, haydurs.
Makes a stupid comment about meds and alcohol. Don't worry. You're barely drinking any of that sugar water, and at your weight, that is not enough alcohol to even make things fuzzy around the edges, Hoss.
Claims that twomonths ago, people were telling her she was glowing (yeah, no) and now she's a mess with greasy hair. Look, Big Al, we all knew how this was going to go. When your caretaker settled in, and everyone was comfy, you went back to the being the lazy waste of humanity you always have been.
She's trying to "take my meds..better". JFC, how difficult is it for you and your fucking muhmentalz that you're always whining at people about to stick to a goddamned schedule? I won't even go into you taking meds for fucking conditions you do not have, so if you're going to fucking own it, OWN IT, you lying POS.
Holds up a pink dildo. Awfully thick there, Big Al, who doesn't like penetrative sex.
Oh, my bad. It's yet another pill organizer. I will say that I think it's about as useful as a dildo to Big Al.
Makes another stupid comment about meds and alcohol.
Finis.
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I saw the Callie DMs and to no one's surprise Amber is attempting to play the game of semantics.
"(Technically) I didn't lie because there are no untruths in my statement."
Knowing full well that the practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth is indeed lying.
Amber lies about even the most trivial of things and 9 times out of 10 outs herself as in this latest video..
Liarlynn: "I have meds to take and drinks to drink..wait..I'm not gonna take my meds.. like..right now"
Proceeds to show us her pill organizer: "Today is Tuesday. Here's Tuesday's little holder (*shown empty) which I already took my meds".
"(Technically) I didn't lie because there are no untruths in my statement."
Knowing full well that the practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth is indeed lying.
Amber lies about even the most trivial of things and 9 times out of 10 outs herself as in this latest video..
Liarlynn: "I have meds to take and drinks to drink..wait..I'm not gonna take my meds.. like..right now"
Proceeds to show us her pill organizer: "Today is Tuesday. Here's Tuesday's little holder (*shown empty) which I already took my meds".
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Came here to point out the same thing to Miss "I studied at COLLAGE!" and "I had a GOVERNMENTAL job situation type deal moment."
Show layyyyyyyyyyygggsss and feetz.
D_Tractor
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Amber did not write any of that. It's all wipey.