🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt!!]

There is no way Amber is going to able to live where and how she does now if this carries on . I predict at the end of this lease she will be in her mothers spare room

I have been pointed in the direction of the inspiration behind Ambers 'scrap=book'

 

[Constellationzero]

Go away Amber. No one likes you.

You just cannot unhear this over and over and over if you watch any of the old videos from the Dunsity and Becky/Fagshack era. Especially in the videos where Fat Albert pays to go out with DunceCap's friends and everyone is very visibly over her presence shitting up their get togethers.

21k views for Amber in nearly 10 hours is pathetic, show legs or gtfo.

What is the deal with the monkey's nigger paw in the thumbnails? It looks photoshopped in.

 

[Red Mask]

That’s where all her money went, sadly. Short term gain, long term pain and a different kind of gain.

 

[D_Tractor]

What is the deal with the monkey's nigger paw in the thumbnails? It looks photoshopped in.

Bottle has been doing that for a while.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Is her idea of "scrapbooking" just putting kid stickers in a notebook? Because I'm pretty sure she has done that before.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Is her idea of "scrapbooking" just putting kid stickers in a notebook? Because I'm pretty sure she has done that before.

Everything she is doing has been done by her numerous times. Scrapbooking: yes, eating chocolates: yes, gaining weight due to mental issues: yes, gaining weight not due to mental issues: yes. The only thing she has not done: be successful at dieting.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Bottle has been doing that for a while.

And it’s damned funny.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Scrapbooking your life is tough when you spent the last two years not leaving the block you live on and the only holiday in recent history was to a hotel near a pride march.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Twinkie? BooBoo baby?

When did you set Alfred Hitchcock with a poo bun as your new avatar?

 

[dfranki723]

The only thing she has not done: be successful at dieting.

Or tell the truth, in regards to anything and everything.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Twinkie? BooBoo baby?

When did you set Alfred Hitchcock with a poo bun as your new avatar?

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Hope you like it. It's rare we see such a flattering angle from Amber and opportunity must be seized. I hadn't realised it resembled such an iconic silhouette.

 

[Constellationzero]

Or tell the truth, in regards to anything and everything.

Respecting people's boundaries or respecting other's desire for privacy and personal space.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Been away for a few days to have a break from Hamber, only to be met with this upon my return...
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!! YOU DISGUSTING HOG!!! GET SOME FUCKING SELF-RESPECT!!!
She complains about being booleed and called names... then resorts to this to try to drum up some YT traffic, which, by this point, is pretty much a waste of time. Who'd a thunk her channel would die before her?
If she's posting shit like this, she might as well be on a street corner selling herself. At least girls doing that don't pretend they've changed and have started a new lifestyle, you know, like she pretends she's dieting and changed her outlook on life.
By the end of this year, she'll be alone in social housing, with less money. Trouble is she'll be left eating budget ramen - which she loves. I can see her hitting 700 pounds by the end of 2023.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I still get upset thinking about her cooking, all the unnecessary tinned ingredients alone just. Use fresh you fucking sow.

Whenever I saw her dump a jar of marinated vegetables into her "soup/chilli", along with ALL the marinade, it made me gag.

edit: Also, good to see just how scared of covid she really is, jamming packaging in her mouth that has been god knows where.

Fat Amber is really only scared of one thing and that's running out of food.

 

[I am vomit]

Whenever I saw her dump a jar of marinated vegetables into her "soup/chilli", along with ALL the marinade, it made me gag.

edit: Also, good to see just how scared of covid she really is, jamming packaging in her mouth that has been god knows where. Fat Amber is really only scared of one thing and that's running out of food.

Did she ever use olives at any point? I can see her just dumping the whole brine in there.

 

[FickleFuck]

That shit she's calling scrapbooking is just making collages. That's shit kids do in elementary school and then never do it again 'cause it's fucking lame, even to an 8 year old. I wonder if the "soups" she makes is some shit one of her actual trash can parent's came up with and she whips it up for nostalgia. That shit looks like something a junkie drunk poor ass turd would make.
She's desperate as hell for views. Clickbaiting, mookbongin', nasty thumbnails. The lower those views go the more she's gonna panic and eventually them crusty ass oozing layyggs are gonna make a debut, just like that nigga Wipey.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Did she ever use olives at any point? I can see her just dumping the whole brine in there.

Almost definitely.

I know she dumped in a jar of artichokes and maybe a jar of mushrooms plus all of the brine/marinade. Dumping in some olives plus all the brine is pretty much on brand for Fat Amber.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I have been pointed in the direction of the inspiration behind Ambers 'scrap=book'

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Using a gluestick and pasting the shit in (then smoothing it properly) is just too much work.

Almost definitely.

I know she dumped in a jar of artichokes and maybe a jar of mushrooms plus all of the brine/marinade. Dumping in some olives plus all the brine is pretty much on brand for Fat Amber.

I remember her doing this when making one of her horrific slopbowls. I'm pretty sure there were a ton of comments about that particular step in her "recipe" (that she wanted everyone to follow) steps.

Edit: putting olives into a hot soup (also ketchup, cauliflower "pearls", AKA the stuff they scrape off the packaging line, sriracha, etc.). (Cued)

 

[purplemacar0n]

Using a gluestick and pasting the shit in (then smoothing it properly) is just too much work.



I remember her doing this when making one of her horrific slopbowls. I'm pretty sure there were a ton of comments about that particular step in her "recipe" (that she wanted everyone to follow) steps.

Edit: putting olives into a hot soup (also ketchup, cauliflower "pearls", AKA the stuff they scrape off the packaging line, sriracha, etc.). (Cued)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WK0p8PSqiAE:455

To be fair, I think Amber has improved slightly on how she cooks now than in 2016. Not by much. I think the only reason why she got better was because she realized dumping a bunch of stuff together and calling it a soup wasn't cooking. Now she just eats packaged and processed foods.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Using a gluestick and pasting the shit in (then smoothing it properly) is just too much work.



I remember her doing this when making one of her horrific slopbowls. I'm pretty sure there were a ton of comments about that particular step in her "recipe" (that she wanted everyone to follow) steps.

Edit: putting olives into a hot soup (also ketchup, cauliflower "pearls", AKA the stuff they scrape off the packaging line, sriracha, etc.). (Cued)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WK0p8PSqiAE:455

Jesus Christ the way she boils the ever living fuck out of everything is infuriating. Doesn't matter what you put in there if you're going to boil it for an hour it's all going to turn to mush anyway. I'm convinced she's permanently burned some of the nerve endings away in her mouth because just like our gorl says she likes it "piping hot", aka she can't wait 10 minutes to let her slop cool down past molten lava levels before wolfing it down.