🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I have to say, her age has hit her suddenly and harshly.

In certain lighting you can see the skin on her face is no longer smooth and lifted (it was always filthy and yellow but the difference is still there) and now you can clearly see the fucking shocking wrinkles on her forehead. The skin on both her face and neck are beginning to sag drastically.

We all knew she'd aged like shit but it's such a sudden and noticeable shift in appearance. She truly looks haggard. Yet she still wants us to believe her health is improving.

Maybe now arselickers will stop telling her she'd be ''beautiful'' if she was thin. Not with a face like that Hambo.
 
Just what fatty needs, candy. She spent $17.30 for 16 mini KitKats. The description: TONOSAMA Select Random Flavor Example : Chocolate, Black Chocolate, Pancake, Raspberry, Matcha(Green tea), Sweet Potato, Hazelnut, Rum Raisin, Shinshu Apple, Uji Matcha, Wasabi, Kyoto Hojicha(Japanese tea), Kankitsu (Citrus), Yokohama Strawberry Cheese, Cake Azuki (Bean), Purple Yam, Japanese sake, Kumamoto tea
 
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No, Amber, I've seen you eat candy before and I don't care to waste time doing it again.

Doing a CF orange chicken mukbang, then we'll talk.
 
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
 
Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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This is why i'm not watching this video. It's the same as the cricket eating.
99% squeeling, lip smacking, looking disgusted, dancing when it tastes good and a hell of a lot of "she", "gorl", what?!" and other bullshit.

Fat Amber, your views are tanking and I love that for you. LOVE THAT!
 
This stupid dum-dum. Why not use your phone to translate the wrapper or google the flavors? The Save The Blue Ocean flavor is Japanese Sea Salt BTW. There googled it for you, took all of two seconds.
 
Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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Top hat time, "taste test" is right up there with situation type deal hootenberry you guys have to realise molment on the list of Amberisms that give me the fucking rage.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
This stupid dum-dum. Why not use your phone to translate the wrapper or google the flavors? The Save The Blue Ocean flavor is Japanese Sea Salt BTW. There googled it for you, took all of two seconds.
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Imagine hamber ever using technology for anything other than ordering more garbage food to stuff down her maw or accumulating more plastic chink shit to add to her horde. lol
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Gravity, age, and generally bad health are catching up to her. Can't wait until her hair, which she lurves shtoooo much, starts falling out. Her fupa started moving down two years ago, and her shelf ass is following suit. I wonder if she'll wind up with butt wings like whatsherface on MSHPL. Potential for riveting content!
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I can't wrap my mind around what she will look like at Chantal's age
 
"Watch me eat candy". Why FatAl, you rebel, you. Trying to act like eating sixteen kitkats in under ten minutes isn't something you do every damn day.

Just a light snack before the REAL eating for the day begins.
 
FickleFuck said:
So then who sucked on Hambutt's neck and ass tits to make those stupid ass hickies, if not Wipey?
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Been my question right along. Does weren't vacuum cleaner hickeys. As fucking high-schoolish as it it, somebody sucked 'em up some fat back.

Ewww.
 
Tiki Bar Man said:
we already are seeing thinning hairlines and permanent face wrinkles, can't wait for the aging sagging arch that is going to start. and since you read hear big Al I bet you are rolling your eyes in denial but we for sure see, age is already not being kind to you. you look almost 40 already, and i mean that genuinley. You need to shape up yesterday to fix it
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The skin has some elasticity and this is why if you lose some weight, you do not look like you deflate, but Amber’ skin is well beyond this. If she loses her 150 pounds by the end of the year, she will look horrendous with all that sagging skin. She will have to spend at least $50k to have it fixed, money she could have saved when she was making $10-15k a month.

Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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Nothing says “I am a weight loss channel” than eating chocolates in front of a camera. It is like an alcoholic tasting cocktails and saying he is in recovery. Anyone following her to get weight loss tips is sorely disappointed.
 
I've been watching the Mr. Snowflake Amberlynn Reid videos intermittently and I've been finding Big Al's excuses for not losing weight to be really interesting. She couldn't use the elliptical that was in her house because her back hurt and she had a burning hip. She didn't wanna lose weight because she was afraid of loose skin. She scoffed when a commenter told her she couldn't lose weight by eating Clif Bars. All while she was below 400ellbees.
I'd love to see her react to her old Krystle-era videos where she pretended to give a damn.
 
Hey why is she eating kitkats like this and can she fucking please stop
god she's so stupid "what fruit is this?????"
Fam, isn't that a fucking sweet potato or am i dumb
I keep editing cause she tried another one later on that was Ikinari Dango flavored which is ALSO sweet potato but with red bean paste, but she again said it "tastes like fruit" has this girl never had a sweet potato in her life
also does she know she can spit things out that taste bad right? Like, not force herself to swallow them???
 
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