🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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That quick little smacking she does after taking a bite/sip of something like she's some kind of fine dining expert or a sommelier makes me want to punch her in her fat fucking face. She only does it - paired with that stupid hand movement with all her fingers touching her thumb like she's some kind of Italian critic - because she's seen it somewhere while trawling around YT. Doesn't make you cute or quirky, Big Aljackoff. It makes you look even dumber than you are already. You're not drawing air into your mouth while the whatever is still there in that blackhole you call a mouth, which is the point. Just another know-nothing copycat because you're too stupid to understand the reason behind doing something.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
Top hat time, "taste test" is right up there with situation type deal hootenberry you guys have to realise molment on the list of Amberisms that give me the fucking rage.
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I hate that her bullshit ends up libeling my good name by proxy.

KiwiForever said:
Im betting she did it herself..somehow. Vacuum or something
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Cheyenne Jasmine had a biton this that was funny as hell.

marjoram said:
"Watch me eat candy". Why FatAl, you rebel, you. Trying to act like eating sixteen kitkats in under ten minutes isn't something you do every damn day.

Just a light snack before the REAL eating for the day begins.
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"An appetizer, if you will."
 
KiwiForever said:
Im betting she did it herself..somehow. Vacuum or something
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Been my question right along. Does weren't vacuum cleaner hickeys. As fucking high-schoolish as it it, somebody sucked 'em up some fat back.

Ewww.
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Yellow Monday said:
Fingers - pinch and twist. It was in all the teen mags back in the day, lol.
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If it wasn't from pinching, maybe she offered Becky a ridiculous amount of money to do it. It's not like Becky has any sort of dignity or self respect to make her say no.
 
Swan said:
I've been watching the Mr. Snowflake Amberlynn Reid videos intermittently and I've been finding Big Al's excuses for not losing weight to be really interesting. She couldn't use the elliptical that was in her house because her back hurt and she had a burning hip. She didn't wanna lose weight because she was afraid of loose skin. She scoffed when a commenter told her she couldn't lose weight by eating Clif Bars. All while she was below 400ellbees.
I'd love to see her react to her old Krystle-era videos where she pretended to give a damn.
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Mr Snowflake doesn't understand nutrition like Amber does. He should stick to the Delray Misfits.
 
Something that really just tickles me pink is the fact that Youtube refuses to promote this fat fuck’s videos to me anymore. I have consistently watched Amber’s videos for years, and whenever she posted a new one it would very reliably be at the top of my home page. This was still true during the livestream situation type era, but at some point since her switch back to prerecorded videos they stopped being recommended to me at all. Each time she posts a new video I only learn of it by checking this thread lol. I have to manually search out her channel every single time in order to find it. Nice work Jade!
 
I was thinking about how Amber's content is repetitive crap. Hauls, taste tests, cooking and acting like it's a thing she does instead of ordering food, etc.

What would I rather see her do? Honestly? I don't care.

Nothing she does is going to be interesting. Unless she gets more people involved to carry her videos, she may as well quit making them as far as I'm concerned.

Go away Amber. No one likes you.
 
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Since Faxx has been MIA Bottle's videos have gained a lot more traction.
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21k views for Amber in nearly 10 hours is pathetic, show legs or gtfo.
 
Dana did something smart for once by being the one to initiate the breakup with Dustbucket.
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Jade is the shittest manager ever. Even if she uploaded a video of a layg massage or polyamory with Destiny (take notes), any reaction channel could just reupload it. No one wants to give Amber views anymore.
 
I don't understand why she attempts to taste test anything that isn't sugar chicken with white rice.

Amber! You are not a foodie! You don't like food! I have never seen you eat anything that made me think; yeah I want that.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
I don't understand why she attempts to taste test anything that isn't sugar chicken with white rice.

Amber! You are not a foodie! You don't like food! I have never seen you eat anything that made me think; yeah I want that.
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To be fair, I've seen her cook and my first thought was "My god no wonder you're obese I'd rather eat fast food every day too than this slop"
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
I'm not likely to forget about Garbage Disposal Soup any time soon. Especially after Chantal did her version.
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I still get upset thinking about her cooking, all the unnecessary tinned ingredients alone just. Use fresh you fucking sow.
 
ALR is just a sad case. She used to pull in a lot of $$$$ and views. Now? It’s a downward spiral. I know it’s YT, but it’s especially bad for her.
 
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