🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

Clickbaits with Chantal and ends up bringing more attention to her than herself. Nice going Amber.

 

[dollastoho]

I wonder how many times Jade had to stop filming to feed AL her lines. There were hella jump cuts in this video. Fuck, that means the nig must be back!
Also, AL only ever cries over herself. I've actually never seen anyone that both loves and hates themselves so much. Simultaneously.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber is the sort of lump that would include a childhood newspaper delivery round on her resume.

Not that she's ever been qualified or had the ability for a job like that.

She really does live in a bubble where she thinks she has a proper job and works as hard as the average person.

 

[goodgrief]

Just love her logic when she says that no one asks people who work other jobs what they're gonna do if "this falls through". People are nosy as hell, too nosy. They ask other people who, unlike Al, live their lives quietly and out of the public eye about this all the time. "So, what are you gonna do now?", "So, what's your next move?", "Have you started looking at other jobs, orrrr??"
She doesn't know this because she doesn't have to get out there in the world like everyone else is forced to.

So desperate to not say that she's unemployed. Whether you work at a fast food place, have an office job with low or high complexity or you're a fucking doctor. When you stop doing that job for whatever reason...you can look for a similar job. How tf is that the same as doing what she does? Ruining your name online doesn't translate to getting jobs. Having A JOB does.

If Amber wants suggestion for a future career, I suggest gorl life coaching. As she's clearly a social botterfloy even from the comfort of her own couch since she's managed to get a gorlfriend and a gaggle of mysterious never before seen friends. She can instruct other gorls and bhoys in the art of making real life social connections while sitting on your ass and never leaving your apartment.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Did anyone notice Fatty giving the game away? Her locally living gorlfriend's family invited Fatty for Thanksgiving... but she didn't go because it was too far away... Make it make sense you lying fat fuck.
As far as thinking about driving; that will go the same way as thinking about college and everything else that requires effort... NOWHERE.
The only thing she thinks about, talks about, watches videos about, plays games on her phone about is FOOD.
I wonder whether her channel will die before she does?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Just love her logic when she says that no one asks people who work other jobs what they're gonna do if "this falls through". People are nosy as hell, too nosy. They ask other people who, unlike Al, live their lives quietly and out of the public eye about this all the time. "So, what are you gonna do now?", "So, what's your next move?", "Have you started looking at other jobs, orrrr??" She doesn't know this because she doesn't have to get out there in the world like everyone else is forced to.

For a 30-year-old woman, she has very little to show for. The only job she had was as a data entry clerk for a few weeks. The rest was volunteer work. Most people do not plan to stay doing the same exact job for the rest of their life. They plan to get promoted, switch directions, do something new, whatever. Amber does not understand that. What she did not mention is that if her YouTube career fails, her only option is to go on benefits; at her weight, she is unemployable.

Did anyone notice Fatty giving the game away? Her locally living gorlfriend's family invited Fatty for Thanksgiving... but she didn't go because it was too far away... Make it make sense you lying fat fuck.

I love that new girlfriend that Amber keeps telling us that she is local, but they never seem to go anywhere. We do not know how they met, what they have in common. If she is going to keep this lie, she will have to do better. We can figure out that Wifey is back from NYC now that Amber is cleaned out.

Today should be the first day of Vlogmas.

 

[goodgrief]

For a 30-year-old woman, she has very little to show for. The only job she had was as a data entry clerk for a few weeks. The rest was volunteer work.

That was only for a few weeks? I remember her talking about how it was uncomfortable for her to sit and everything hurt and blah blah blah. She complained about not being able to take bathroom breaks whenever she wanted. I don't remember the whole story but the gist is it was really difficult for her. I thought she did it for a longer time.

 

[8008135]

That was only for a few weeks? I remember her talking about how it was uncomfortable for her to sit and everything hurt and blah blah blah. She complained about not being able to take bathroom breaks whenever she wanted. I don't remember the whole story but the gist is it was really difficult for her. I thought she did it for a longer time.

Nah, fat cunt got fired because she spent too much time hiding in the bathroom.

 

[C3PBRO]

FOG THERE WAS FOG
EVERYWHERE FOG
FOG
FOGGGGGGGGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At first, there was a field of sunflowers, and I lay there asking "why me God, why?" AND THEN THE FOG CAME AND ALL WAS FOG.

Oh my fogging God, I lovehate her so goddamn much.

Bruh she really thought she was being profound, invisible tears and all. I laughed my ass off. Quality content.

Enjoy some vague passive aggression from the comments;

Straight up don't believe you, Amber;


The comments seem to be trending back to being negative overall, though Amber is going through them with a fine-tooth comb to heart the few braindead compliments and "yasss gorl"s. So I guess if you wanna call her a fatbutt and have her actually read it this is the best time. I personally don't think interaction is worth boosting her in the algorithm in any way, but I'm not your mom.

 

[goodgrief]

Since YouTube nuked public dislikes like the shady shitheads they are, the only way anyone who still for some reason goes to her channel can express a negative feeling is to write a comment. So that's gonna be amazeen for Amber

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

All this talk about driving lessons from Amber but doesn’t she have bad eyesight and used to wear glasses?

She did, until they wouldn't fit her moonface any longer. As others have said, she can't fit in the seat to be fitted for new ones. The last time I remember her wearing them was at the start of this year, when she 'read' a thousand books in one month. She thought they made her 600 elbee frame look intelligent - they didn't.

I wonder if Becky ever goes to Amber's channel and sees that (as of right now anyway) none of Amber's videos has gotten over 100k views since she left, just as a little pick-me-up when she's feeling down.

Not with Thumby's supposed internet connect in Buttfuck, Kentucky. Well that or Thumby's too lazy to do hardly anything with her gifted opportunity of a channel.

Meanwhile this is what non diversity hire Security and Compliance Analysts are posting on their LinkedIn accounts:

Cybersecurity researchers on Tuesday disclosed multiple security flaws affecting 150 different multifunction printers (MFPs) from HP Inc that could be potentially abused by an adversary to take control of vulnerable devices, pilfer sensitive information, and infiltrate enterprise networks to mount other attacks.

The two weaknesses — collectively called Printing Shellz — were discovered and reported to HP by F-Secure Labs researchers Timo Hirvonen and Alexander Bolshev on April 29, 2021, prompting the PC maker to issue patches earlier this month —

• CVE-2021-39237 (CVSS score: 7.1) - An information disclosure vulnerability impacting certain HP LaserJet, HP LaserJet Managed, HP PageWide, and HP PageWide Managed printers.
• CVE-2021-39238 (CVSS score: 9.3) - A buffer overflow vulnerability impacting certain HP Enterprise LaserJet, HP LaserJet Managed, HP Enterprise PageWide, and HP PageWide Managed products.

But did they write it on a kitchen worktop? If not, then it's not real. Like the real love for an obnoxious, 600 pound sociopathic narc.

For a 30-year-old woman, she has very little to show for. The only job she had was as a data entry clerk for a few weeks. The rest was volunteer work.

Ah, the good ol' Gubbmint 'job'. That we later found out was temporary and she was forced out of it because her supervisor had to keep fetching her fat ass from hiding in the bathroom. She also said a few weeks ago that she had trouble in school about being allowed to go to the bathroom and teachers kept fetching her from there. She also has a fascination for filming her videos in bathrooms - I wonder whether she has a weak bladder due to her weight or if she has some kind of weird piss and shit kink? Just like showing her cancer blood and shit pics to the world.
She only volunteered to keep an eye on Density. Fatty spent all her time hiding in the staff room and filming other staff and patients - even when they told her not too.

That was only for a few weeks? I remember her talking about how it was uncomfortable for her to sit and everything hurt and blah blah blah. She complained about not being able to take bathroom breaks whenever she wanted. I don't remember the whole story but the gist is it was really difficult for her. I thought she did it for a longer time.

Someone who 'worked' with her told the truth about what really happened after Fatty lied, embellished and exaggerated about her 'job'.
Poor old Fatty, she just can't get a break, can she? Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

Edited cos internet things is scary.

Bruh she really thought she was being profound, invisible tears and all. I laughed my ass off. Quality content.

Enjoy some vague passive aggression from the comments;
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Straight up don't believe you, Amber;
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Anyone can 'apply' - it doesn't mean you stand a hope in Hell of getting the job. Imagine Fatty ackshully applyeen for a job, passing the paper sift, then being called for an interview. I would give anything to see the look on the interviewer's face when Fatty turns up. I wonder what hits you first... the smell... or the sound of her dainty waddling and gasping for air... then she struggles to sideways fit through the door. To bastardize a quote from Jaws - 'I think we're gonna need a bigger chair!'
Machiavellian-Lynn outfoxing us all with her superior intellect, 'She went to visit family on the WEST coast'. So it can't possibly be Wipey; she's from the EAST coast. Damn! Just when we all thought we knew it was Jade.
So no way can Fatty get to Seattle then. More lahs for content.

Edited cos I'm home alone and bored.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Anyone can 'apply' - it doesn't mean you stand a hope in Hell of getting the job. Imagine Fatty ackshully applyeen for a job, passing the paper sift, then being called for an interview. I would give anything to see the look on the interviewer's face when Fatty turns up. I wonder what hits you first... the smell... or the sound of her dainty waddling and gasping for air... then she struggles to sideways fit through the door. To bastardize a quote from Jaws - 'I think we're gonna need a bigger chair!'

Apply to what? She basically has a high school diploma, so, these days, you need at least some community college or university for most jobs. Data entry is as low as you can get as a job, and she could not even do it. I would not be surprised if these jobs have been outsourced to cheaper locales. What else can she apply to? Service job at Walmart, McDonald's, etc. She could not do any of them. If YouTube fails, she will be on benefits.

Machiavellian-Lynn outfoxing us all with her superior intellect, 'She went to visit family on the WEST coast'. So it can't possibly be Wipey; she's from the EAST coast. Damn! Just when we all thought we knew it was Jade.
So no way can Fatty get to Seattle then. More lahs for content.

Maybe she is from Petaluma and Amber hopes to move there, or it is just a figment of her imagination.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Anyone can 'apply' - it doesn't mean you stand a hope in Hell of getting the job. Imagine Fatty ackshully applyeen for a job, passing the paper sift, then being called for an interview. I would give anything to see the look on the interviewer's face.

If they looked past the weight and smell, they'd just disregard her as soon as she pulls her first snarky/smug face. She thinks she knows it all and thinks she has seen it all.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Apply to what? She basically has a high school diploma, so, these days, you need at least some community college or university for most jobs. Data entry is as low as you can get as a job, and she could not even do it. I would not be surprised if these jobs have been outsourced to cheaper locales. What else can she apply to? Service job at Walmart, McDonald's, etc. She could not do any of them. If YouTube fails, she will be on benefits.

She could in theory do a call center job but the long and short of the situation isn't that she couldn't find work if she absolutely wanted to, it's that she DOESN'T want to actually work. She's completely okay sitting at home all day, recording some boring ass content and stacking those Youtube coins. Cuz think about it: COVID has made a LOT of things online. She'd be basically done with an online AA if she decided to do that but she didn't. She could have done one of those work-from-home office jobs but she didn't. She's on the couch on her computer all fucking day anyway. I mean I don't live in the middle of fucking nowhere but I find it hard to believe that there are NO JOBS where she's at, especially now that she's in a major city.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She could in theory do a call center job but the long and short of the situation isn't that she couldn't find work if she absolutely wanted to, it's that she DOESN'T want to actually work. Cuz think about it: COVID has made a LOT of things online. She'd be basically done with an online AA if she decided to do that but she didn't. She could have done one of those work-from-home office jobs but she didn't. She's on the couch on her computer all fucking day anyway. I mean I don't live in the middle of fucking nowhere but I find it hard to believe that there are NO JOBS where she's at, especially now that she's in a major city.

While I do agree that she could work online or as a call centre job, this is not as simple. One of the hardest things for someone that has not been employed for a long time is to have the discipline to get up at a certain time, be on schedule and work and be productive while you are paid. It would be easier for her to go to an office and work there as she would be away from her environment.

She's completely okay sitting at home all day, recording some boring ass content and stacking those Youtube coins.

Actually, she is not that good with it. She had the good fortune to be one of the first morbidly obese people on YouTube, but her channel has been stagnating for a long time. After 17 hours, her last video garnered only 28k views. She has close to 200k subscribers, but most are not watching her. She has done nothing to improve her channel, to make her channel fresh.

 

[ADHD]

That was only for a few weeks? I remember her talking about how it was uncomfortable for her to sit and everything hurt and blah blah blah. She complained about not being able to take bathroom breaks whenever she wanted. I don't remember the whole story but the gist is it was really difficult for her. I thought she did it for a longer time.

Nah, fat cunt got fired because she spent too much time hiding in the bathroom.

The receipts are located here for anyone who hasn't seen them yet.

 

[marjoram]

Personally, I would LOVE FatAl to land a McDick's gig, counting out nuggies with the "one for you, two for me" system. Course, they'd have to get her a Chantalesque rolly chair. Certainly don't want anyone accusing McDonalds of "fat phobia".

 

[goodgrief]

The receipts are located here for anyone who hasn't seen them yet.

I think my favorite part was her saying that lying about her work hours was "a slip of the mouth" Readerlynn/Writerlynn momenN.

 

[Constellationzero]

If they looked past the weight and smell, they'd just disregard her as soon as she pulls her first snarky/smug face. She thinks she knows it all and thinks she has seen it all.

If they looked past the deformed layyyyyyyyggggs and smell and machine gun walking farts, they probably already have an idea (or someone who works there already does) of her YouTube cow status plus her previous history (that she can start back up again) of dragging her phone everywhere and holding it up like the Karen she is while disregardeeen everyone's personal space and privacy.

Imagine if she got the job. Imagine if she showed up:

"I'm soooo exciiiiiiteddddd! Are you excited? You excited?"
To co-worker: "I'm soooo nervous! Ooh, I'm scared!" "Are you excited? What are you getting? Wait--this isn't the Cheesecake Factory?"
"Sooooooooooo... I got asked to pack up my theens and leeve..."

 

[Xenomorph]

The Big Mac changed to the Big AL