🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
The “getting a license to drive” is on the same level as “losing 300 pounds”, “moving to Seattle”, or “going to college”, namely, they are all aspirational and will never happen unless someone pushes her very hard to do it. In reality, she has no interest in doing any of these and many other things. On New Years Day, Amber will rehash her New Year resolutions, like every years, that will never be fulfilled.
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She does it for the dopamine hit.

Apparently, saying you're going to do something gives you a similar rush to actually completing a task. It's probably why she is constantly saying she will do things and doesn't follow through. She has already received the ass pats so why bother?

Well of course that and the fact Fat Amber feels the need to pretend she has goals and is working towards them.

We all know the only thing she is working towards is 600 pounds.
 
Tell me you're desperate for views without telling me you're desperate for views, Amber.

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If my job fell through?
Amber I have an education, I have marketable stills. My "job" can transition into other fields. - I will be fine.
YOU will NOT.
I am glad you want to live. I hope you will be successful.
Else BORING.
 
Without me ya'll wouldn't have nothing reeeeeeeeeee pay attention to meeeeeeeee

Ya'll ever wonder if Amber wakes up in a sweat at night (not in a bed of course, but in a sagging recliner propped up by breezeblocks) and realizes that she spent tens of thousands of dollars on Necky's toys? A halfwit caregiver will always find means of an escape, but an education sticks with you for a lifetime :story:
 
babyTAP said:
"Ask a lawyer at a certunn law firm what if the uh, company just ends? What if that don't work out?"
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... I'm sorry. I don't usually watch the videos anymore but I need to watch this one because out of all the exceptional things Amber has said, this has got to be one of the most idiotic attempts at making her case that I've ever seen.
 
That's where you're wrong, Fat Amber.

People with drive and ambition DO often think of where they are going to next. They often update their resume with new skills acquired and evaluate if they're stagnating at what they're currently doing for a job. Many people leave for greener pastures or look to the future to see how they can better themselves and their income.

Fat Amber has no grasp on any of this and lives in her own little world where she works just as hard as everyone else. She has no prospects, no professional skills or employment history. I'm not sure why this question seems to upset her so much. Perhaps it's because she DOES realise she is a middle aged woman with no marketable skills besides being a symbol of what not to do with your life.

"I'm not focusing on 5 years down the line or 10 years." We can all see that Amber. Maybe you've just realised you won't live that long? Why worry if you'll be in a box before your YouTube career dies. Love that.

edit: Also, that dress don't fit gorl.
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
That's where you're wrong, Fat Amber.

People with drive and ambition DO often think of where they are going to next. They often update their resume with new skills acquired and evaluate if they're stagnating at what they're currently doing for a job. Many people leave for greener pastures or look to the future to see how they can better themselves and their income.

Fat Amber has no grasp on any of this and lives in her own little world where she works as hard as everyone else. She has no prospects, no professional skills or employment history. I'm not sure why this question seems to upse her so much. Perhaps it's because she DOES realise she is a middle aged woman with no marketable skills besides being a symbol of what not to do with your life.

"I'm not focusing on 5 years down the line or 10 years." We can all see that Amber. Maybe you've just realised you won't live that long? Why worry if you'll be in a box before your YouTube career dies. Love that.

edit: Also, that dress don't fit gorl.
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This is a consistent thing with Amber that continually ticks me off even though I should be used to it by now. She's addressing these questions as if 1) her audience thinks in the same short sighted way that she does 2) that her chosen profession is similar, if not the same, as the regular working person and 3) that Youtube is a long term sustainable way to make money.

Here's the thing, Amber: how many Youtubers have long term success ONLY on that platform? Even the popular youtubers - Jenna Marbles as an example - have other avenues of income like Twitch or a podcast. Hell, even Onision has a (horrifying) Onlyfans account and he was actually popular at one point. The fact that you would even try to compare your job and justify not thinking about the future to people who actually work for a living and maybe aren't necessarily in the position to plan 5 years ahead because they have bigger things to worry about like BILLS and FAMILY is laughable, infuriating and frankly just another item on the ever growing list of what makes her so unlikeable.
 
twi1992 said:
Here's the thing, Amber: how many Youtubers have long term success ONLY on that platform? Even the popular youtubers - Jenna Marbles as an example - have other avenues of income like Twitch or a podcast. Hell, even Onision has a (horrifying) Onlyfans account and he was actually popular at one point. The fact that you would even try to compare your job and justify not thinking about the future to people who actually work for a living and maybe aren't necessarily in the position to plan 5 years ahead because they have bigger things to worry about like BILLS and FAMILY is laughable, infuriating and frankly just another item on the ever growing list of what makes her so unlikeable.
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well the depop earring saga just proves how much effort she puts into being a #independant business woman

and the book she's "writing" is more about journotherapy for her than being something to sell or publish in the future & her journal sponsorship was kinda sketch, but there was nothing else after that

I think when the cpm drops back down, she'll try some new low effort venture without consulting anyone with any experience so she can milk her mistakes for views
 
I wonder if Becky ever goes to Amber's channel and sees that (as of right now anyway) none of Amber's videos has gotten over 100k views since she left, just as a little pick-me-up when she's feeling down.
 
"Worked at a Boys and Girls Club"? Ahh, wut? Never happened. She really will just lie for the sake of lying.

And, yes MethMommy, write a book. Have FatAl ghostwrite it for you. So inspiring.

Still fat, still stupid, still lying, still boring.
Go away, asshole
 
FOG THERE WAS FOG
EVERYWHERE FOG
FOG
FOGGGGGGGGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At first, there was a field of sunflowers, and I lay there asking "why me God, why?" AND THEN THE FOG CAME AND ALL WAS FOG.

Oh my fogging God, I lovehate her so goddamn much.
 
BECOME DARKNESS ITSELF said:
Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?
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Meanwhile this is what non diversity hire Security and Compliance Analysts are posting on their LinkedIn accounts:
Cybersecurity researchers on Tuesday disclosed multiple security flaws affecting 150 different multifunction printers (MFPs) from HP Inc that could be potentially abused by an adversary to take control of vulnerable devices, pilfer sensitive information, and infiltrate enterprise networks to mount other attacks.

The two weaknesses — collectively called Printing Shellz — were discovered and reported to HP by F-Secure Labs researchers Timo Hirvonen and Alexander Bolshev on April 29, 2021, prompting the PC maker to issue patches earlier this month —

  • CVE-2021-39237 (CVSS score: 7.1) - An information disclosure vulnerability impacting certain HP LaserJet, HP LaserJet Managed, HP PageWide, and HP PageWide Managed printers.
  • CVE-2021-39238 (CVSS score: 9.3) - A buffer overflow vulnerability impacting certain HP Enterprise LaserJet, HP LaserJet Managed, HP Enterprise PageWide, and HP PageWide Managed products.
 
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Pretending she was in a fog and oblivious to things like she didn’t troll and make a fool of herself for years for views and money.
 
Ask My Dominatrix said:
All this talk about driving lessons from Amber but doesn’t she have bad eyesight and used to wear glasses?
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I haven't seen anything definitive about whether Amber actually 'needed' those glasses or not but she did wear glasses during the earlier years. She does have a wonky eye every once in awhile though (think Burger King mukbang) so I personally think she does need some sort of corrective lenses but you know our gorl. Why spend money on your health when you can buy Legos and notebooks, amiright?
 
twi1992 said:
I haven't seen anything definitive about whether Amber actually 'needed' those glasses or not but she did wear glasses during the earlier years. She does have a wonky eye every once in awhile though (think Burger King mukbang) so I personally think she does need some sort of corrective lenses but you know our gorl. Why spend money on your health when you can buy Legos and notebooks, amiright?
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Amber needed the glasses. Krystal's parents bought 2 pair for her. She broke both and never went back to the eye doctor because her fat ass can't fit in the chair.
 
Why did amber tell us she has a hairless pussy? LMFAO.
She doesn't even have to shave. Her morbid obesity made her hairless between the legs.
WHY DID SHE TELL US THAT.
That's how you know wifey curating these questions. Amber would NEVER.
Also; I agree amber. Charlie gold is my least favorite too. <3
Amber is almost at 10k in this video. Remember the days when people would clickbait ambers name for views? Seems like FoodieBeauty is the new queen death fat that brings in the views. Amber your name isn't worth shit anymore. Foodie all the way!
 
StrawberryDouche said:
FOG THERE WAS FOG
EVERYWHERE FOG
FOG
FOGGGGGGGGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At first, there was a field of sunflowers, and I lay there asking "why me God, why?" AND THEN THE FOG CAME AND ALL WAS FOG.

Oh my fogging God, I lovehate her so goddamn much.
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We love a good metaphor, Poetlynn. Please, allow us to be blown away by your emotional depth.
 
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