🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MarvelousMess]

What if “wifey” got her own place because she didn’t want to be around amber 24/7 and because she’s poly??? It’s still pretty obvious that it’s still likely Jade because of the birthday message on the board

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Totally lives alone guize... but for some reason goes completely feral after a few hours of being on her own. The fucking state of her lololololololol Oh ma Gah. Slept in the clothes she wore the previous day, got up at 1pm, greasy hair in a poop bun, then ordered (healthy?) takeout.
Her gorlfriend 'loves' her enough to write graffiti on her kitchen worktops, but not enough to invite her over or spend time with her or phone her on Thanksgiving hmmm....
If Fatty thought that was bad, wait until the extended Christmas, birthday, New Year holiday season. Love that for her.

 

[dollastoho]

The last time a video hit 70k views was 3 weeks ago. Now, her videos have a difficult time to reach 50k views. Even during a long weekend, people are not watching her. From now on, she will have to work harder to make videos and will have to live with less money.

As you mentioned previously, she has saturated her channel with her current upload schedule. It will be interesting to see how this break affects her views, if at all, when she returns.

I knew she was going to change her upload schedule after we discussed that, and her views. Someone is still reading here.

This vlog felt more like Amber's style of editing to me, as opposed to Jade's. Thoughts?

Still boring, still fat.

 

[C3PBRO]

New video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lrDfHwKO65s

Happy Thanksgeeveeng my favorite people, here's a drunk recap;

• (0:00) BUT IF YOU WANT, WE CAN TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN WEE WOO AOOGH AWAUUUGH
  • Totally just woke up, literally so tired, literally wearing what she wore yesterday (see: mentals)
• (0:30) She's alone for Thanksgiving, in case you hadn't heard her the first few million times, she's thankful to be alive, and thankful for us. Not sure which is worse to be honest.
• (1:07) It's raining and she doesn't wanna walk, so she spazzes out in her living room.
• (1:37) Oh nevermind, we're not gonna see her exercise, we're gonna watch her "taste test" overpriced soda. "It's not root beer root beer, but tastes like root beer? Does that make sense?" No Amberlynn, no it doesn't.
• (2:14) Twinkie is that cunt asshole of a yappy mutt in your apartment complex that barks at every sound ever. Come at me about it, they're all cunts and I'd dropkick them off any bridge for fun.
• (2:41) Jade didn't like the community post feedback so SIKE! BUT IF YOU WANT, WE CAN TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN WEE WOO AOOGH AWAUUUGH
  • Wow aren't you lucky, she filmed during mentals thanksgiving after all!
  • fat; stayed in bed until 1pm.
  • fat; cauliflower mac and cheese for breakfast (380 calories).
    • "TASTE TEST" not gonna lie, 7/10, amazeen would eat again, looks like a bowl of white and cheese, so of course.
• (5:3 More Thanksgiving mentals. She used to be able to mask the trauma of her bullshit family behind the supposed love of friends but now she can't because they didn't invite her and she's sad. At least she realizes that, good for her.
• (6:31) Another fucking guided journal.
  • Asking for advice on how to use a journal. ARE YOU FOR REAL?
• (7:10) F A T. Bless you @Owlflaps and @Oliveoil but one must see for themselves, she looks like the fuckbaby of a weeble wobble and hummingbird, exemplary form.
• (8:23) Creeping on the ubereats driver for the food she totally earned.
  • Pretending to be surprised about the christmas tree she ordered and hauling it inside, fatly.
  • The delivery was for "healthy food" from "BJs Brewhouse".
    • She ordered the salmon and veggies and NOTHING ELSE, shitlords.
  • Looks like dogshit on the plate.
• (10:3 Her girlfriend wrote notes for her on the counter out of love before she bailed to eat a pilgrim's bounty in NY.
  • It's so sweet.
  • Definitely not the sort of thing a mental patient would write in their own hot feces on their cell wall.
• (11:04) Schedule revision time. That's it Amber, BREAK FREE! Fuck Jade and morph back into the big fat fish in the tiny pond you were always destined to be!
  • Damnit. No mukbangs.
  • A car is in the works and license blah blah blah.
  • Anxiety.
• (10:57) New schedule;
  • Monday; weekly vlog.
  • Thursday; usually a vlog, now a random video (bet it's a sit-down lmao fucking fat).
  • That's it, that's the schedule. Don't know if she's cutting the rest.
• (11:31) Comment of the day;
  • Jared Watson; "You have for the thousandth time said you don't know what to vlog about, you ask for suggestions you never take the advice, and show yourself eating turkey bacon or talking about how hard vlogging is. You are a content creator who has been on YT for 8 years. Stop expecting your audience to do everything for you.,"
  • Amber obviously denies all of this and says her most requested content is "weigh ins, walkeen, exerciseen, and 'what I ate today' videos." She gave you all of that. So STFU.
• She's fricking starving, and she's gonna go eat her dinner. No word on what that is. Probably her own tears. And fat.

 

[440088]

Yeah, you can tell Wifey didn't edit this vlog. Lots of underchin shots. Waddling around. She's not center frame. She has some footage where she isn't all done up. The dialogue doesn't sound scripted. The frames in some shots are tilted sideways. Footage of her fat fingers showing off her hoard. Lots of rambling with no clear, forward points. Rolled out of bed, turned on her phone, and mumbled mouthed whatever was in her head while waddling around in a circle. THIS is classic amberlynn. This is the gorl I fell in love with. Wifey i wish you'd hit the streets bitch.

 

[Dona Morte]

(11:04) Schedule revision time. That's it Amber, BREAK FREE! Fuck Jade and morph back into the big fat fish in the tiny pond you were always destined to be!

• Damnit. No mukbangs.
• A car is in the works and license blah blah blah.
• Anxiety.

Start drama Amber.
We need some of these bottom feeders to be yetted down.

 

[a dinosaur]

In this video, Amber speeds up a segment where she walks in place. Her Fatass lookin' possessed by the Binge Monster:
View attachment 2761316

SCP-572.4, designated "The Binge Monster" is a distorted humanoid apparition that only appears when left completely alone and unobserved by staff. Often, the only evidence of an event of SCP-572.4 is the appearance of trashcan full of instant ramen wrappers and Cheesecake Factory to-go bags. SCP-572.4 is only considered hostile if one remains within arms's reach as it is otherwise immobile. This object has been classified as Euclid.

 

[Owlflaps]

SCP-572.4, designated "The Binge Monster" is a distorted humanoid apparition that only appears when left completely alone and unobserved by staff. Often, the only evidence of an event of SCP-572.4 is the appearance of trashcan full of instant ramen wrappers and Cheesecake Factory to-go bags. SCP-572.4 is only considered hostile if one remains within arms's reach as it is otherwise immobile. This object has been classified as Euclid.

While Euclid classifications are cited as slothful and unsightly, they have been known to ensnare victims for prolonged periods of time. Euclids can become unpredictable and volatile when aggravated (See SCP-CH4N.741), especially within the presence of highly processed, addictive foods. This phenomenon is also known as "food aggression." It is advised not to leave foodstuffs in their presence.

In the rare event SCP-572.4 goes feral, subject needs to be put down immediately.

Do not attempt to interact with SCP-572.4.

Do not attempt to reason with SCP-572.4.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber is such a repellent load, not a single soul was willing to burden themselves with her presence on a day where it is common to take in friends and acquaintances who have no one. That must have come as quite a blow to discover that everyone who knows her would prefer she languish alone on Thanksgiving. HAHAHAHAHA.

2:14) Twinkie is that cunt asshole of a yappy mutt in your apartment complex that barks at every sound ever. Come at me about it, they're all cunts and I'd dropkick them off any bridge for fun.

Yes. Let's do it. You and me.

 

[dollastoho]

Happy Thanksgeeveeng my favorite people, here's a drunk recap;

That was the best damn recap, maybe ever! I bet you're a riot at parties.

THIS is classic amberlynn. This is the gorl I fell in love with. Wifey i wish you'd hit the streets bitch.

I was feeling a bit nostalgic, ngl.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Yeah, you can tell Wifey didn't edit this vlog. Lots of underchin shots. Waddling around. She's not center frame. She has some footage where she isn't all done up. The dialogue doesn't sound scripted. The frames in some shots are tilted sideways. Footage of her fat fingers showing off her hoard. Lots of rambling with no clear, forward points. Rolled out of bed, turned on her phone, and mumbled mouthed whatever was in her head while waddling around in a circle. THIS is classic amberlynn. This is the gorl I fell in love with. Wifey i wish you'd hit the streets bitch.

Amberlynn put her intro into the video twice and made some sloppy cuts. Having Jade edit for months got our gorl's skills a little rusty. The messy style of big AL's is still more lively and engaging than sanitized, cold Jade's.

Everything Amberlynn said in the beginning sounds like a huge binge bender happened.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Her "in the works" license and vehicle is the new "weight loss journey" that has been in the works for 30 years. Never going to happen.

It's funny to imagine Becky and her family, Destiny and Dana sitting around laughing about her being alone on Thanksgiving. She has been talking about being alone for a couple months, and I'm sure she has dropped hints to them, and still couldn't score an invite. You have to be pretty repulsive not to even get a pity invite. Most people I know will even tolerate their in-laws on Thanksgiving.
Even her "best mother in the world" couldn't bother flying in to see her on Thanksgiving.

It's even funnier to imagine Jade walking around with Amber on FaceTime the whole time she was away, like Amber used to make Becky do.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Thank you drunk C3PBRO for the recap and for taking one for the team.

(0:30) She's alone for Thanksgiving, in case you hadn't heard her the first few million times, she's thankful to be alive, and thankful for us. Not sure which is worse to be honest.

If we are to believe her, she has been alone for weeks. Since she does not have a job, the Thanksgiving weekend is not any different than any other day. So why tell us this? Wifey left on Wednesday last week and we are not sure if he is back.

(1:07) It's raining and she doesn't wanna walk, so she spazzes out in her living room.

Wifey is not there to force her to walk is more likely.

(1:37) Oh nevermind, we're not gonna see her exercise, we're gonna watch her "taste test" overpriced soda. "It's not root beer root beer, but tastes like root beer? Does that make sense?" No Amberlynn, no it doesn't.

Amber I-only-drink-water bought some pop to drink. She must get rid of the evidence before Wifey is back.

Fat; stayed in bed until 1pm.

From my previous comment, why does it matter now that she stayed in bed until 1 pm if she is living alone? She could do that every day of the week since she never had to get up. I guess that Wifey forces her to get up at a normal hour.

(5:3 More Thanksgiving mentals. She used to be able to mask the trauma of her bullshit family behind the supposed love of friends but now she can't because they didn't invite her and she's sad. At least she realizes that, good for her.

They were never her friends, to begin with, she was only tolerated.

(6:31) Another fucking guided journal.
Asking for advice on how to use a journal. ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Actually, she never really used her journals, they were props. She does not know how to use them.

Pretending to be surprised about the christmas tree she ordered and hauling it inside, fatly.

What happened to the old one? I guess she will be waiting for Wifey to put it up.

The delivery was for "healthy food" from "BJs Brewhouse".
She ordered the salmon and veggies and NOTHING ELSE, shitlords. Looks like dogshit on the plate.

She totally ate only this. We believe her.

A car is in the works and license blah blah blah.

What does even that mean? Is she buying or leasing one? To get your license, you need to pass a test. Is she taking driving lessons? Also, if she is going to save money for bariatric surgery, why buy a car now? So many questions.

(10:57) New schedule;

• Monday; weekly vlog.
• Thursday; usually a vlog, now a random video (bet it's a sit-down lmao fucking fat).
• That's it, that's the schedule. Don't know if she's cutting the rest.

She is cutting the rest. 5 days a week was too much work for her and Wifey. If she does not improve her content, this is not going to increase her views. I still question if she will do vlogmas or not.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

A car is in the works and license blah blah blah.

HOW. How is this bitch who has to lay in the passenger seat to even fit in the car going to DRIVE? KY better prepare for accidental killdozer. Not because she's mad but because she can't see and will just run through buildings and shit trying to get to her super healthy food.

 

[Xenomorph]

>laying in bed till 1pm..
So who walked and fed the fucking animals you fat cunt

 

[C3PBRO]

What does even that mean? Is she buying or leasing one? To get your license, you need to pass a test. Is she taking driving lessons? Also, if she is going to save money for bariatric surgery, why buy a car now? So many questions.

HOW. How is this bitch who has to lay in the passenger seat to even fit in the car going to DRIVE? KY better prepare for accidental killdozer. Not because she's mad but because she can't see and will just run through buildings and shit trying to get to her super healthy food.

With love, you guys are overthinking it. This shit isn't gonna happen ever. Like bariatric surgery or moving to Seattle.

>laying in bed till 1pm..
So who walked and fed the fucking animals you fat cunt

Gorl you know nobody walked that dog. And Amber just leaves the animals bowls of food to graze from 24/7. I'm pretty sure Amberlynn would do the same for herself if she didn't have to keep up the exhausting appearance of being a normal functioning adult that eats at scheduled meal times.

 

[Xenomorph]

With love, you guys are overthinking it. This shit isn't gonna happen ever. Like bariatric surgery or moving to Seattle.



Gorl you know nobody walked that dog. And Amber just leaves the animals bowls of food to graze from 24/7. I'm pretty sure Amberlynn would do the same for herself if she didn't have to keep up the exhausting appearance of being a normal functioning adult that eats at scheduled meal times.

Yeah I bet it's wee wee pads all over the place with shit and piss on it.
Someone should send her a fucking trough and hook it to her bed.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Only took Jade being gone a few days for the greasy poop bun to make it's triumphant return.

 

[BECOME DARKNESS ITSELF]

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

Bases her identity on and signals her diversity check boxes for woke points.
Wonders if she is being hired by companies for said diversity woke points rather than merit.
exceptional