🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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panty x_x; said:
i like how its only the speds in her comment section believing Hamberlynn is eating a Freshly + a vegetable & tapatio moment situation type deal a day
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"1.5k cal a day" and still the only thing she has to congratulate herself on is dragging her lard filled beef stick legs up a flight of stairs x_x
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Holy fuck, I just realized Twinkie was on the stairs in front of her. She ran up and to the left. Off leash of course because, lol, what are laws?
 
panty x_x; said:
i like how its only the speds in her comment section believing Hamberlynn is eating a Freshly + a vegetable & tapatio moment situation type deal a day
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"1.5k cal a day" and still the only thing she has to congratulate herself on is dragging her lard filled beef stick legs up a flight of stairs x_x
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Somma you college kiddos better hope for grades as strong as them stairs this semester. Finals week is coming.
 
panty x_x; said:
i like how its only the speds in her comment section believing Hamberlynn is eating a Freshly + a vegetable & tapatio moment situation type deal a day
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"1.5k cal a day" and still the only thing she has to congratulate herself on is dragging her lard filled beef stick legs up a flight of stairs x_x
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I've seen something similar in the SRS and GRS thread.
 
clothy 04x said:
no one knows wipey's motivations. just occurred to me that for all we know she could be a feeder
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Considering this is her ex gf, I think that wouldn’t be impossible
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Ambers views are dropping because she is boring. She has always been boring. She just had an elaborate cast of orbiters while being a spiraling train wreck. Without that you just have a boring fatass pretending to be some hot, successful, rich influencer.

She is also “succeeding” in her weight loss and happier than ever after dropping 300lb of Becky. No more thumb holding her back from living out her dreams!!

Most of the people who watch Amber don’t like her and/or want to see her fail. They will move on because of this act she is putting on. Ambabies will stay and support her, and since they are a small portion of her viewers, the views will drop.

I don’t see her gaining any new viewers with the way she is now. Her content is so stale.
 
If there are any young kids living in The Henry I guarantee an urban legend has spread about how the building is haunted. They walk to the front door of the building to leave and pass by the stairs to the basement. All they hear is grotesque, inhuman laboured breathing and wheezing. The braver ones take a peek, only to see a monstrous blob lumbering up the stairs with its inhuman side-to-side gait, on legs without feet. A dog -- its dinner? -- flees.

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Lil Twinks is looking so much fitter and healthier though. Fuck Amber and fuck Jade for this new boring storyline which is killing this cow but I’ll give credit where due it’s probably saved that little dog. For the sake of the animals I hope this continues, this may be the best their lives have ever been.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
If there are any young kids living in The Henry I guarantee an urban legend has spread about how the building is haunted. They walk to the front door of the building to leave and pass by the stairs to the basement. All they hear is grotesque, inhuman laboured breathing and wheezing. The braver ones take a peek, only to see a monstrous blob lumbering up the stairs with its inhuman side-to-side gait, on legs without feet. A dog -- its dinner? -- flees.

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You’re giving me flashbacks to this scene in the Scary Stories movie!

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So years ago amber faced speculation that she was copying learning to be fearless. This did not really come here but I looked it up after someone posted and my god.

The similarities and emulation are pretty crazy. Amber has no personality at all, never has, and never will because she is cluster B. Her emulation of learning to be fearless though is somewhat criminal though, she really just copies her videos low effort. even some classic amberisms are emulated.

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Yeah, chest pieces have been an L2BF thing for years, I recall when I looked ages ago she referred to loving them.

I realize now what annoys me so much about Amber so much and it's her camera. The use of cinematic on deathfats makes them look horrendous because the filters do not work in cinematic mode. Look at this shit!
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Her Torrid hauls are a carbon copy of L2BF she even calls it "stretchy" material.

In a way, I find Amber even more hilarious now as she is like a kid making a pretend radio show yet getting paid for it. The lego stuff makes sense now as she tries to "regain" her broken childhood, lego is expensive but some of the pieces do actually look nice like the colosseum but she chucks it in a box.

I think this constant emulation is a massive reason for her downfall because in this day and age we tune in for the personality and content. Amber provides none of that, She thinks that vlogmas will bring in the views but it won't. January she will vanish for the month due to the dip in revenue and come back to reinvent. Amber is as predictable as the tide.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
So years ago amber faced speculation that she was copying learning to be fearless. This did not really come here but I looked it up after someone posted and my god.

The similarities and emulation are pretty crazy. Amber has no personality at all, never has, and never will because she is cluster B. Her emulation of learning to be fearless though is somewhat criminal though, she really just copies her videos low effort. even some classic amberisms are emulated.

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Yeah, chest pieces have been an L2BF thing for years, I recall when I looked ages ago she referred to loving them.

I realize now what annoys me so much about Amber so much and it's her camera. The use of cinematic on deathfats makes them look horrendous because the filters do not work in cinematic mode. Look at this shit!
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Her Torrid hauls are a carbon copy of L2BF she even calls it "stretchy" material.

In a way, I find Amber even more hilarious now as she is like a kid making a pretend radio show yet getting paid for it. The lego stuff makes sense now as she tries to "regain" her broken childhood, lego is expensive but some of the pieces do actually look nice like the colosseum but she chucks it in a box.

I think this constant emulation is a massive reason for her downfall because in this day and age we tune in for the personality and content. Amber provides none of that, She thinks that vlogmas will bring in the views but it won't. January she will vanish for the month due to the dip in revenue and come back to reinvent. Amber is as predictable as the tide.
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I did the same thing when I heard of her. She does the same with Trisha, Shane, Jeffrey, James, Nik and others. There was another one, she had the word 'pink' in her name, that Amber would copy as well. It is not hard to figure out who she is copying if you know who these people are.

Amber is devoid of any personality of her own. She is easily influenced, much like teenagers are, to things she sees and hears. Even the stuff she purchases, Coldest water bottle, Optivia, computer, ww. God knows who got her started on her all of a sudden Lego kick, it certainly wasn't because she always enjoyed them.

She doesn't even do any research, one person buys something and that is all the convincing she needs. I think part of the reason is her growing up poor. Her parents couldn't go out and buy her the newest fad item all the kids were raving about, especially when meth was more important, but now she has a little money, so eat your heart out former classmates Amber can buy every color of the ugly purse she wants now.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I did the same thing when I heard of her. She does the same with Trisha, Shane, Jeffrey, James, Nik and others. There was another one, she had the word 'pink' in her name, that Amber would copy as well. It is not hard to figure out who she is copying if you know who these people are.
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Pink Sparkles. In her latest video she said she was catching up on PS vlogs.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Amber has no personality at all, never has, and never will because she is cluster B.
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She copies A LOT of other people's sayings to a point where I wonder what is Amber REALLY like.
Fearless just got surgery so I wonder if that is why Amber wants one
Such a STUPID reason to start eating healthy (taking amber at her word)
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
MORE GUT THAN CUNT
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You know that one picture that's supposed to simulate what it's like to experience a stroke? That's what it feels like every time I try to figure out what the hell is going on with this chick's body. I genuinely can't tell the difference between stomach/fupa/thigh/whatever the fuck else is there with the way it's crammed into those pants.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
She thinks that vlogmas will bring in the views but it won't.
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Vlogmas is just going to be more of the same bland content she’s been losing viewers with. I had been hoping we would get a wifey sighting this vlogmas, but now that wifey doesn’t exist anymore I don’t think there’s a chance for that.

Oliveoil said:
She copies A LOT of other people's sayings to a point where I wonder what is Amber REALLY like.
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This Amber is mind numbing enough. I don’t think I even want to imagine what her “true personality” would be like.
 
Oliveoil said:
She copies A LOT of other people's sayings to a point where I wonder what is Amber REALLY like.
Fearless just got surgery so I wonder if that is why Amber wants one
Such a STUPID reason to start eating healthy (taking amber at her word)
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Love ya, gorl, but like callie would say - we been knew.
 
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