🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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yeah she's gonna have her appointment, get told she needs to see a therapist again, she's gonna tell everyone she "has a therapy appointment soon" and then never talk about it and make videos crying how she can't get the surgery cause they denied her and she "doesn't know why"
 
Jade's birthday was on the 1st of November, or that board is old or we're down the pre recorded videos rabbit hole again and don't even know 🤔
Can someone get a better picture of the board behind her with the happy birthday?
 
It looks to me as though ALR already has some loose skin. Surely the inside of a thirty-year old woman’s arm shouldn’t be that crepey.
 

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4 hours and 8k views are dreadful for Amber that is the lowest I have ever seen it since she got mainstream. I noticed the editing in that video was even rougher, some really bizarre snips too.

@maybe a pigeon I think it's because her back is hunched, relaxing her biceps revealing that odd skin. She has always had cottage cheese arms. She just controls the angles.
 
Billie Ross said:
Jade's birthday was on the 1st of November, or that board is old or we're down the pre recorded videos rabbit hole again and don't even know 🤔
Can someone get a better picture of the board behind her with the happy birthday?
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This is as good as I could get it on my phone. Seems like November 1 and then a happy bday to Jade, then perhaps Hamber’s video agenda for the day.. because we know she prob films more than one crappy short video in one day.

*edit, nov 1 wasn’t a Saturday and it looks like it says Saturday so maybe it said the 13? I recall Jade Francis having a birthday of November I think ‘95, did anyone know the day?
 

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Amber is a selfish narc.

She'll never willingly go down on anyone else.
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Afraid of the dick
Too smug to lick lover clit
Boring lesbian​
maybe a pigeon said:
It looks to me as though ALR already has some loose skin. Surely the inside of a thirty-year old woman’s arm shouldn’t be that crepey.
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Don't be fooled, those are just her ham hock's rolls sagging and frumpy. Amberlynn is far above 498 lbs and going to make those arms look like a prize turkey when she balloons back.
 
MarvelousMess said:
This is as good as I could get it on my phone. Seems like November 1 and then a happy bday to Jade, then perhaps Hamber’s video agenda for the day.. because we know she prob films more than one crappy short video in one day.

*edit, nov 1 wasn’t a Saturday and it looks like it says Saturday so maybe it said the 13? I recall Jade Francis having a birthday of November I think ‘95, did anyone know the day?
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Wipey's birthday is November 1st

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No mention of the fact she's gone back to the "feeder" thumbnails? It really stuck out to me. Fat Amber is really feeling the pinch.
Also that purse is hideous. 🤢 🤮
 
i like how its only the speds in her comment section believing Hamberlynn is eating a Freshly + a vegetable & tapatio moment situation type deal a day
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"1.5k cal a day" and still the only thing she has to congratulate herself on is dragging her lard filled beef stick legs up a flight of stairs x_x
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
4 hours and 8k views are dreadful for Amber that is the lowest I have ever seen it since she got mainstream. I noticed the editing in that video was even rougher, some really bizarre snips too.
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It is 18k views in 13 hours. Terrible for her. I think the reason fewer people are watching is that the content is utterly predictable. Before, there was at least an effort to clickbait us to something new. Now, it is the same old: “What I ate today”, “Will I get surgery”, and so on. After watching a few videos, people and realizing that there is nothing new, and do not bother anymore, and these people are not coming back. With the streams with Becky, at least there was some unpredictability, now it is so sanitized that no information is given.
 
The drop in views is a great tool for her to use to play the victim, I'm sure sooner or later we'll get a pretentious rant about how her views are dropping because she's succeeding and living her ''best life''. She knows the Haydurz are just bitter and jealous of the skinny legend she is becoming.
 
I just realized that Fat Amber is probably striking reaction channels thinking they're why her views are down, when really it's that her content is shit. lol!
 
"People always ask me why I gender my food-"
Bitch. Nobody asked. And you do it to be quirky and *~unique~*. I have also never come across to her calling a food a "he", is that because she's a true lezbeean? Or is the male food the salads she eating on the daily but is only telling us about in passing?
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think the reason fewer people are watching is that the content is utterly predictable. Before, there was at least an effort to clickbait us to something new. Now, it is the same old: “What I ate today”, “Will I get surgery”, and so on. After watching a few videos, people and realizing that there is nothing new, and do not bother anymore, and these people are not coming back. With the streams with Becky, at least there was some unpredictability, now it is so sanitized that no information is given.
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Not only is she boring, but IMO, since her board was collapsed into a single thread, it's a lot easier for people to find the archived videos as @ADHD posts them. Before, if you were looking to watch the archived videos, each video would have its own thread, which obviously wasn't that difficult to find, but I know a lot of newfags and non-members have a hard time navigating the forums, so I do think that the board being collapsed probably does account for at least a small percentage of her lost YouTube views now that everything is all in one place.
 
panty x_x; said:
i like how its only the speds in her comment section believing Hamberlynn is eating a Freshly + a vegetable & tapatio moment situation type deal a day
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"1.5k cal a day" and still the only thing she has to congratulate herself on is dragging her lard filled beef stick legs up a flight of stairs x_x
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i REFUSE to believe she's eating 1.5k a day and losing as little as she is.

at her weight and height her bmr, her resting calories, the calories she would burn naturally every day for just EXISTING is 3k.

her eating 1.5k is a very drastic cut; it's essentially cutting her recommended calories to maintain her weight in HALF. if someone at a healthy weight were to make an equivalent cut they'd be eating 800-1000 calories a day. which is very low, especially when the average person almost definitely does more daily movement and activity than fat amber.

imo she's either violently miscounting or binging when the camera's off.

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no one knows wipey's motivations. just occurred to me that for all we know she could be a feeder.
 
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