🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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brooky said:
One of my earliest exposures to ALR was her waxing poetic about how she has to weigh herself naked, because she needs to know how much she weighs TO THE OUNCE!!!

It's so pointless. She should be measuring her weight by the tens of pounds.
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It's pointless to note point anything of a pound in adults, never mind when you are super super obese, or class 3 obesity. Her fixation on, or insistence on mentioning, decimals of pounds is probably a combination of trolling and delusion.
Her talking about 'up point four' and 'down point nine', as well as the daily weigh ins, is completely unnecessary, and is her attempt to muddy the waters with numbers.
Amber no longer showing weigh ins is probably a punitive measure, as too many people did the maths and called bullshit on the disparity between what she claims to eat, and is losing.
At her weight, age, and height, and sticking with 1600 cals a day, she should easily be losing 5 to 6 lbs a week. No need for daily weigh ins, once a week should show that kind of loss. No matter how much water she did or didn't drink, disregarding any exercise, irregardless of if she's feeling 'swolleen' - it's just maths, and that's what she should be losing, if not more, if she sticks to 1600 cals.

Why does someone who lives at home alone, and rarely leaves it, need headphones??
Maybe you really love your music, and want to listen at high volumes, but don't want to piss off the neighbours - but when has she ever considered anyone else with her noise level?
My guess is this is a Jade instructed purchase, Amber is probably making too much noise while Jade's trying to work.
The absolute state of the obese toddler duck lipping into the viewfinder (is duck lips even a thing anymore?)
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Here's just the stairs, if anyone's interested. I presume she's going up and down the very bottom half flight for fear of bumping into a human shaped human?
The bare feet and too long pants are disgusting and lethal. How she didn't slip and fall is beyond me. I presume she's wearing pants that are too long to hide her ankle rolls. The pants will ride up while she lifts that 200 lb abomination of a fat suffocated leg.

5:45 'while doeen these stairs, I had someone really close to me rooting for me*, and I think that has helped a lot, but I think what was really amazeen, is I was rooting for my self..'**
* Jade makes her do the stairs.
** There's nothing too small, or basic that she can't parlay into feeling proud of herself.



She can exercise for hours all day, everyday, and it will doing nothing for weightloss. Why do they all think exercise is the answer? You ate yourself to 500lb, so sticking to a caloric deficit is the only way back down to even just a lower class of obesity. She'll never ever be a skinny legend. Or a fat one.

Got bored after that, didn't watch the rest of it.

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Those Beats are for Jade, only black people buy Beats for their prestige. We won't see those again. Beats are shit anyway because Apple bought them and stripped them for the tech for AirPods Pro models.

That thumbnail is primo bait but did they bite.
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No, no they did not.
 
Lucille's Brands said:
It's pointless to note point anything of a pound in adults, never mind when you are super super obese, or class 3 obesity. Her fixation on, or insistence on mentioning, decimals of pounds is probably a combination of trolling and delusion.
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Agree. If her scale was showing 3 decimals, she would note them.

Lucille's Brands said:
At her weight, age, and height, and sticking with 1600 cals a day, she should easily be losing 5 to 6 lbs a week. No need for daily weigh ins, once a week should show that kind of loss. No matter how much water she did or didn't drink, disregarding any exercise, irregardless of if she's feeling 'swolleen' - it's just maths, and that's what she should be losing, if not more, if she sticks to 1600 cals.
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She sticks to 1,600 calories under perfect conditions. Otherwise, she does not. This happens more often than she cares to mention; probably most days.

Lucille's Brands said:
Why does someone who lives at home alone, and rarely leaves it, need headphones??
Maybe you really love your music, and want to listen at high volumes, but don't want to piss off the neighbours - but when has she ever considered anyone else with her noise level?
My guess is this is a Jade instructed purchase, Amber is probably making too much noise while Jade's trying to work.
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Absolutely, that is the reason. She did not care in Montecillo, or when she was living with Becky, then why now? Wifey was distracted when working, talking on the phone, etc. But she is living by herself, you guise./sarcasm

Lucille's Brands said:
Here's just the stairs, if anyone's interested. I presume she's going up and down the very bottom half flight for fear of bumping into a human shaped human? The bare feet and too long pants are disgusting and lethal. How she didn't slip and fall is beyond me. I presume she's wearing pants that are too long to hide her ankle rolls.
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I think that she kept the pants long only for this video. She is not doing stairs of her own volition, and she is not doing them very often. She hates exercise and she is obviously forced to do them. This is far too dangerous for her to do. Any fall would be catastrophic. This was haphazardly put together to show that she is not bedbound. It was the same reason Becky and her went on the Lexington holiday 2 years ago.

Lucille's Brands said:
She can exercise for hours all day, everyday, and it will doing nothing for weightloss. Why do they all think exercise is the answer? You ate yourself to 500lb, so sticking to a caloric deficit is the only way back down to even just a lower class of obesity. She'll never ever be a skinny legend.
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This is a huge misconception. The calories burned doing steps is minimal considering the amount of food she eats. She should be looking at exercises that put minimal stress on her back, hip, knees, and ankles. Walking, swimming or any water therapy for weight loss would be far better. There are a few places in Lexington doing it. The last time she exercised, she pulled something then stop. I think this is just for show.

Queequeg said:
Cheflynn makes an appearance. Food looks like shit, like always. She ruined the salmon with seasoning because the 30 year old woman doesn't know basic cooking skills.
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In previous videos, it was obvious that Amber did not do the cooking. She wants to misdirect us in believing that she indeed does the cooking...in the worst possible way. Wifey is still there.
 
RE; the headphones, they come in a variety of colors and I just don't buy that Amberlynn chose orange and black for herself. It doesn't fit her aesthetic, and we all know absolute priority falls to the all-important aesthetic.
 
Amber always forgets a key thing about her audience - that they have functioning eyes and and some life experience.
We know that if she was eating what she says she is and moving around, the fat would be evaporating.
It is not, so she is lying. Again.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber always forgets a key thing about her audience - that they have functioning eyes and and some life experience.
We know that if she was eating what she says she is and moving around, the fat would be evaporating.
It is not, so she is lying. Again.
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Unfortunately the majority of her current audience is buying into her lies 100%.
Just look at the comments, so much bullshit about how ALR is making such an inspirational life change.

Fucking idiots screeching ''AmberLynn Reia we know you're sticking to your supposed diet and we're so proud of you, this is it, you're finally a new woman, it's not your fault that you're not losing weight! It's the fact you had cancer, your hormones, your trauma, your thyroid! We trust you!''.
People are truly believing this fat cunt is struggling to lose weight due to no fault of her own.

Farmers know she's lying, the remaining Youtube Haydurz know but the new huge wave of arselickers don't and she's relying on those morons to keep her channel afloat. I see a lot of them throwing out their own weightloss tales about how super hard their weightloss was too. Amber knows she's got an army of r e t a r d s willing to make excuses for her. She's thick as shit but she's successfully playing her new audience.
 
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Why oh why aren't the people all flocking to view this thing Amber's never done before? Oh, wait:
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Here's an idea for Jade: Take Amber to this room at your apartment complex:
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And actually have her use the equipment. While I'm sure she might exceed the weight limit of the cardio machines, surely she can lift some weights. And if she can't, well, work on that until she can, because at this rate I highly doubt you'll get many takers if you try a repeat of this:
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As others have pointed out, the last video was performative & reactive. Somebody is reading the comments on her channel & probably here, then planning the next video based on that.

I ignore her nonsensical cooking attempts & proud announcements of lower daily calories because she's certainly not sticking to them. Funny how so many death fats are immune to the laws of thermodynamics. It seems those laws are re-invented & physicists may be missing the boat here... a Nobel awaits the physicist who can explain how with the death fats, an initial input of mass & energy comes out much higher on the other side of the equation.

Stairs - even with proper shoes & a pant length that doesn't risk tripping her up - bad idea. Her knee & hip joints are shot; you can see the pain she's in especially going down steps. Even clutching the rails, she's risking a serious fall with potentially life changing consequences.

Any death fat serious about moving more needs to look at a swimming pool - less strain on the weight bearing joints but the water resistance adds some "oomph" to movement. There have to be indoor pools in Lexington offering water workouts but I can't see her exposing herself like that - she may claim she doesn't she herself as she really is but at some level, she does.

One thing in these bogus 'weight loss journeys' she never addresses is the massive lymphoedema in both legs. In theory, she could end up losing a far bit of weight from the waist up yet remain saddled with those impossible legs. The fluid circulation is completely jacked & those legs will need a completely different sort of treatment than just a diet. She never, EVER mentions that.
 
This channel, which I only heard of this week in this thread, is destroying her in views, of her own videos.

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They seem to upload really quickly after Amber’s initial video post, leeching her views.

She must be chimping behind the scenes.
 
Sounds like Jade is better at getting Amber to buy stuff that she can resell, unlike Becky and her Walmart T-shirts and coloring books.

So do we expect the next video to be a mukbang, a confession of bad eating habits, or a See I do too have friends! type situation?
 
If her gnawing attempts at gaining a modicum of attention are true, today will be a mukbang and an expletive as hell thumbnail. She needs a backup plan. 4 videos out of 27 have gone above 70k. For a full-time vlogger with this as their career that is rebranding territory.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
The fluid circulation is completely jacked & those legs will need a completely different sort of treatment than just a diet. She never, EVER mentions that.
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Probably because it's a fact, and she doesn't like saying the truth about a lot of things.
 
weird how she said "this is the last lego set ill do for a while, ill show you the next lego in the next vlog" ????? why cause you bought wifey beats?
 
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