🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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There's another piece of the baby-level Amberlynn puzzle that keeps her from losing weight.

Amber thinks she's sexy.

#Amberlynn loves being a fat girl, it gets attention. No one could fake the smug looks she gives as she eyefucks the camera in nearly all her videos.

Once in a while she fakes being unhappy with her body, because she thinks that's what someone wanting to lose weight should say. It is a lie. She loves the way she looks.
 
FatalTater said:
There's another piece of the baby-level Amberlynn puzzle that keeps her from losing weight.

Amber thinks she's sexy.

#Amberlynn loves being a fat girl, it gets attention. No one could fake the smug looks she gives as she eyefucks the camera in nearly all her videos.

Once in a while she fakes being unhappy with her body, because she thinks that's what someone wanting to lose weight should say. It is a lie. She loves the way she looks.
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Yeah, I've said very similar in the past. Absolute delusion; she simply doesn’t see the huge blob the rest of us see when she eye fucks herself in the mirror or camera. Whatever is looking back at her is a dainty hot/sexy Valley girl wannabe. Chin dabs, hair flips and duck lips, I gots it goin' on!

I'll never understand it. She has somehow self-actualized that she's a raving beauty where the normal population of this planet would hang their head in shame and disgust if they saw themselves as huge as our gorl.
 
Akshuaaally, Amber sees herself as very ugly and can't understand aaaaanyone finding her attractive, which is why she films herself in her full black fitness attire walking up and down a flight of stairs. Self loathing, gurls.

Can't wait for the next step of the cycle. Hopefully the "I know what works for me so shut it and watch me eat an entire pig on camera" comes in fine with Vlogmas.
 
FatalTater said:
Once in a while she fakes being unhappy with her body, because she thinks that's what someone wanting to lose weight should say. It is a lie. She loves the way she looks.
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DING DING DING, we have a winner!

This is exactly right. ALR has fuck all interest in actually losing weight, and these dozens upon dozens of dumbass attempts are because she knows these are things a 600 pound blob should be doing and it's what a good portion of her audience expects of someone her size.

Not only that, but her single personality trait is Fat Girl. She's been fat her entire goddamned life, she knows no other reality. Of the few times she's lost any non-trivial amount of weight, panic sets in. If she's no longer able to be Fat Girl, she has nothing. No personality, no career, no skills, no education, no genuine family or relationship ... nothing. At least if she's fat, she'll have an audience of the disgusted and curious. 280-elbee-Lynn wouldn't even have that. She will NEVER lose enough weight to lose her lifelong status as Fat Girl, because it's all she has.
 
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Does anyone else remember when Amber admitted she's just trying to put up a certain image and the stuff she shows us isn't real?
 
FatalTater said:
Once in a while she fakes being unhappy with her body, because she thinks that's what someone wanting to lose weight should say. It is a lie. She loves the way she looks.
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She says that for pity and you are right she does not believe it. She said in the past that "she's pretty and that that is all that counts".
8008135 said:
Not only that, but her single personality trait is Fat Girl. She's been fat her entire goddamned life, she knows no other reality.
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Every time someone tries to help her, she bolts. For example, there was a doctor around Chrismas a few years ago, that she loved so much, that suggested joining her weight-loss group. She did not join because the doctor was doing a low-carbohydrate diet. We never heard of that doctor again.

8008135 said:
Of the few times she's lost any non-trivial amount of weight, panic sets in. If she's no longer able to be Fat Girl, she has nothing. No personality, no career, no skills, no education, no genuine family or relationship ... nothing. At least if she's fat, she'll have an audience of the disgusted and curious. 280-elbee-Lynn wouldn't even have that.
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She knows it. The only reason she is successful at YT is by being 500 pounds. All her weight-loss theatrics are for her audience only.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She says that for pity and you are right she does not believe it. She said in the past that "she's pretty and that that is all that counts".
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I was going to post the same thing. I think she has been told a lot "you have such a pretty face" especially when she was younger, because honestly what else could someone say about her, so she believes that? She will occasionally say she is ugly, or hideous, but that is so she can get the "you aren't ugly" comments.

Similar to why she keeps her hair long now. She likes the comments she gets on it, because what else is someone going to say when they see a 600lb, 30 year old, riding a mobility scooter at you in Walmart? Plus, it has the added benefit of hiding her round face. At least, in her mind it does.
 
To think, this entire time she's gone through this whole dog and pony show, she has yet to consistently lose the famed 89 elbees. Self sabotage is such a bitch, ain't it?
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
"You have such a pretty face"
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Shoots me back to double-dating so many years ago. One hot chick and her (unseen) fatty wingman she'd cover for and say the same damn thing, along with "She's got such a great personality!"

Minute you heard either or both of those lines, run Forrest! RUN! Landwhale ahoy!
 
Thumb Butler said:
They're insanely expensive. :O
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giga melt said:
weird how she said "this is the last lego set ill do for a while, ill show you the next lego in the next vlog" ????? why cause you bought wifey beats?
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It's interesting, because for the price point of these headphones ($350 USD), she could get a higher quality pair for less with a lot of the same features (wireless connectivity, active noise cancelling, ambient mode, etc). I can see her being dumb and not doing research, getting Beats because they're the most "popular" headphones on the market (for consoomers and Apple users), and simply because the company is owned by DRE (Great, another washed up rapper who's making headphones, who's next?! Ray J?!?).

Amber, do you want your views to go up? Make a Q&A video discussing what it's like as a monogamous person dating someone who's sprung polyamory on you the moment they laid eyes on you. Everybody loves the drama that comes with a poly moment.
 
Swan said:
Amber, do you want your views to go up? Make a Q&A video discussing what it's like as a monogamous person dating someone who's sprung polyamory on you the moment they laid eyes on you. Everybody loves the drama that comes with a poly moment.
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That'd work, but all she really needs to do is show us dem layygs.
 
Swan said:
It's interesting, because for the price point of these headphones ($350 USD), she could get a higher quality pair for less with a lot of the same features (wireless connectivity, active noise cancelling, ambient mode, etc). I can see her being dumb and not doing research, getting Beats because they're the most "popular" headphones on the market (for consoomers and Apple users), and simply because the company is owned by DRE (Great, another washed up rapper who's making headphones, who's next?! Ray J?!?).

Amber, do you want your views to go up? Make a Q&A video discussing what it's like as a monogamous person dating someone who's sprung polyamory on you the moment they laid eyes on you. Everybody loves the drama that comes with a poly moment.
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Hence why they are a classic black woman purchase. Someone has clearly gone online and done their "research" for some "good" headphones and not realized you can get an amazing pair for 1/5 of that.

Black guys and women the second they come into any form of money splurge it on inane shit. It's called Marginal Utility and it's why sports stars go broke because they spend above their means. Jade's earnings as an entry-level IT job are low like $20k. It's a secure job yes but in IT you have to do a lot of side work to improve, usually pick up projects on the side and contribute well. This of course over years, not months because Jade has just acquired this job.

Judging from the social media she posted beforehand this job feels very affirmative in how it was acquired. Jade is not some savant at IT, she got the job via some training/learn quick camp. It's also entry-level because of her criminal history. Any trusted IT role especially in intelligence will turn you at the door because of the misuse of power and skepticism garnered by having some demeanors.

Jade is already at this point showing ignorance to her paygrade and position because a clever person would of just either invested it or saved it, knowing the role they have is not absolute especially their living conditions. Jade is just like Becky if not worse.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Hence why they are a classic black woman purchase. Someone has clearly gone online and done their "research" for some "good" headphones and not realized you can get an amazing pair for 1/5 of that.

Black guys and women the second they come into any form of money splurge it on inane shit. It's called Marginal Utility and it's why sports stars go broke because they spend above their means. Jade's earnings as an entry-level IT job are low like $20k. It's a secure job yes but in IT you have to do a lot of side work to improve, usually pick up projects on the side and contribute well. This of course over years, not months because Jade has just acquired this job.

Judging from the social media she posted beforehand this job feels very affirmative in how it was acquired. Jade is not some savant at IT, she got the job via some training/learn quick camp. It's also entry-level because of her criminal history. Any trusted IT role especially in intelligence will turn you at the door because of the misuse of power and skepticism garnered by having some demeanors.

Jade is already at this point showing ignorance to her paygrade and position because a clever person would of just either invested it or saved it, knowing the role they have is not absolute especially their living conditions. Jade is just like Becky if not worse.
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Black women waste their paycheck day one on crab legs and acrylics.
 
Given Jade's measly paycheck, it feels like Big AL bought her the headphones, and let Jade pick out the colour (remember guise, Amber's #1 love language is spoiling people!)
 
Swan said:
It's interesting, because for the price point of these headphones ($350 USD), she could get a higher quality pair for less with a lot of the same features (wireless connectivity, active noise cancelling, ambient mode, etc). I can see her being dumb and not doing research, getting Beats because they're the most "popular" headphones on the market (for consoomers and Apple users), and simply because the company is owned by DRE
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The company was bought by Apple a few years ago and the sound performance has been gentrified. I use the Powerbeats Pro for running and listen classical music and they sound fine. Money has ever been an issue with Amber considering the amount she spends on Legos.

The more interesting question is why did she buy them? If it is for her, since she is living alone, there are really no reason for her to use them. If she is living with someone (Wifey), either she make too much noise or Wifey does. This does not make sense, If it is for Wifey, it is to isolate herself to ambient sound and to use the microphone to communicate with client and co-workers. This makes more sense. At the end, this is a gift from Amber to Wifey. We will never see these headphones again along with the standing desk.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Jade is not some savant at IT, she got the job via some training/learn quick camp. It's also entry-level because of her criminal history
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I missed the criminal history part, and I pay pretty close attention. There was a car wreck and some credit card debt, but those are civil, not criminal. Was I absent the day her criminal charges were read before the jury?
 
@StrawberryDouche My bad, I thought she was the aggressor in that wreck. I swear there was something about skipping rent but I may be confusing it with Haydurs in general as it has popped up. Excuse me though civil, not criminal.

Sorry, Jade. You're a civic nuisance, not a criminal one. The only thing criminal is your editing and fashion sense.
 
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