🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:
Watching #Amberlynn's videos with no sound and imagining that the jump cuts are just to edit out farts is the only way to watch. Sometimes its like she breaks wind with such force as to cause the camera to change direction. Fascinating.

Twinkie is always cute as hell.
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Are they interesting that way?
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
I'm sure it's been speculated previously but what possibly could Jade's end-game be, here? There's nothing to bilk from a dying YouTube channel.
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Never underestimate the grifting game of welfare leeches. If they can get mileage out of food stamps and welfare checks, a YouTube channel is like striking gold.
 
Passiveaggresivelynn bought a huge haul of ramen because Becky whined about being so poor she had to eat ramen.
2:22 she's in a Nissan Juke or other POS Nissan crossover/SUV. Nissan has a history of marketing predatory loans to black people and wigger gunts. Jade still there confirmed.
 
Why no mention of Necky visiting this weekend? Hmmmm. When gunts collide, the Hamberverse shifts in weird ways. Planets go totally out of orbit.
 
Bitch, your hair isn't curly. She's obviously braided it or it's been in a bun.
Of course this idiot only vlogs the Asian market during the weekend.
"This isn't sponsored". For someone who's been on YT so fucking long it's pathetic she hasn't have many sponsors. (She's had 1 or 2, I think. The journal she plugged during the streaming era.)
Still a decade and a half late on the Harry Potter train. Like she is with everything in her life.
 
Dr Now needs to give Fat Amber a call and explain to her calories in vs calories out. The scale doesn't lie. If you're not losing, you're taking in too many calories. Easy.

She acts so confused and stupid but we all know (herself included) why she isn't shedding weight at a steadier rate. She just doesn't give a shit. She is being pressured to lose weight and she just doesn't want to put in the effort, so she doesn't. All while pretending she is. Classic Fat Amber.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
Dr Now needs to give Fat Amber a call and explain to her calories in vs calories out. The scale doesn't lie. If you're not losing, you're taking in too many calories. Easy.

She acts so confused and stupid but we all know (herself included) why she isn't shedding weight at a steadier rate. She just doesn't give a shit. She is being pressured to lose weight and she just doesn't want to put in the effort, so she doesn't. All while pretending she is. Classic Fat Amber.
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The thing too is that Amber STILL doesn't realize the gravity of this situation, and the real time investment that long-term weight loss will be for her if (and that's a big if) she ever manages to actually stick to a diet. She is far north of 300 pounds greater than what someone her age/stature should be. To lose the equivalent of two humans worth of weight is a gargantuan task that involves so much more willpower than ALR has ever shown in her entire YouTube """career.""" One day of eating 1600 calories will never be enough, and ALR absolutely cannot conceptualize that. What you see on 600 lb life or whatever fatty shows TLC is peddling now is like 1/640th of the actual struggle that someone at that size goes through to slough off that much weight; even with bariatric surgery .
 
dacwcman68 said:
One day of eating 1600 calories will never be enough, and ALR absolutely cannot conceptualize that. What you see on 600 lb life or whatever fatty shows TLC is peddling now is like 1/640th of the actual struggle that someone at that size goes through to slough off that much weight; even with bariatric surgery .
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If she was eating 1,600 calories a day, she should be losing 5 pounds a week. Clearly, the diary entries showing this amount of calories was all for her audience and not really for her to follow. She might have done it for a few days, but now she is hungry and wants to eat. Furthermore, most of her recent weight loss are likely fluid loss and not fat. She will gain the last 10-20 pounds fast.
 
Here is Dr. Now's diet
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"Would that be biology or science?" ROFL

She's struggling to find her groove, a groove, ANY groove.

8+ minutes of frenetic, frantic flailing about & zero substance. Nothing new there; this is Amberlynn after all but it'd clear she's lost the plot, is losing engagement & rather than internally acknowledge that like anything else in life, interests & tastes change, she's doubling down on the same yawn inducing stuff she's produced for years.

Death fats on a "weight loss journey" is old news & everybody knows how they end... in failure for the vast majority. She'll hang on to some die hard loyalists, although I suspect they'll check in less often but will have a harder & harder time drawing in new subs. She's too old to appeal to the tweens & teens she heavily borrows personas from & too vapid to attract an adult audience.

The heavy curating is making things worse. We could always count on malapropisms, glaring displays of ignorance & sudden flares of temper adding a bit of spice to her nonsense. That's all gone.

Amber reminds me of a souffle gone cold, shrunken into a gooey, unappetizing mess.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000
Lower body lift: $8,000
upper arm lift: $7,000
Breast lift: $4,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000
Lip filler: $625

So, she should expect to pay about $56,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000. Meanwhile, back to the ranch, Amber buys another Lego set...
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This also highly depends on where you go. The closest cosmetic surgeon to me is in a mid sized town of about 300,00 people. Lio injections there run about $650 for one syringe (half in each lip). They do breast augmentation for about $4500 including anesthesia and the operating room, which is pretty affordable in the grand scheme of things.

Comparatively, if you go to a surgeon in the biggest city in my state, the lip injections are double the price at almost $1000 for a syringe and the breast augmentation is nearly $7500. That’s why a lot of people who want to get a major procedure like a BBL, for example, choose to go to the Dominican Republic or Mexico for the surgery. They can get the lipo and fat injections for $4-5000 vs $8000+ in the US. A lot of the time, it’s done as a package deal where the only thing you pay for separately is your airfare. The cost of surgery includes recovering at a hotel or even a rented house that the doctor sets up as a recovery house where they have nurses that come to you to change your dressings and check on you for a week or so post op. So with that in mind, it makes the cost of the actual surgery even cheaper. Actually, most of the people I know who have done the BBL or “mommy makeover” went to Mexico to have it done.

Lexington isn’t exactly New York City or Atlanta, but it isn’t a hick town either. Surgeons might charge at the higher end of the scale and there probably won’t be one in her area that will severely undercut the competition if they know people are willing to pay that kind of money across town for the same procedure. She might be able to find one who isn’t as expensive as everyone else in her city, but traveling long distances to get a really good deal just doesn’t seem like something she would do. She’s too lazy and too dumb to actually shop around. She would probably just go to whomever would take her and get shilled hard in the process.
 
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giga melt said:
amber must've heard me.

im tri.ggered when she goes over her hair multiple times with the flat iron she's lucky it hasnt all fried off yet. no protective spray either. "not braided" my ass.
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I remember when she first claimed her hair changed texture, women on Facebook were claiming it’s true because it happened to them. Usually after they were pregnant…….Which is apparently the same as being 500 lbs+
 
I wonder how much Amberlynn is externally poisoning herself. It's been found that SHEIN clothes and accessories have over 20% the "recommended" lead content in their clothing/handbags. She also shops a lot from Amazon and has even commenting on getting a lot of her pots, pans, and utensils from the website. A lot of things that come from Amazon Prime are also dropshipping products from China, so it wouldn't surprise me if these things also have high lead/phthalate content in them.
Wipey, you better get Amberlynn to buy all new kitchen stuff - unless you willingly want you, your "gf", and her pets to get sick from all the cheap shit that's surrounding them.
 
Anti Pickle Serum said:
Living someplace where there are no bars on the windows, check cashing places, liquor stores, helicopters overhead and hypodermic needle litter.
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While you're describing most of New York proper and I can't disagree with that, Jade seems to be pretty intelligent able to do well on her own. There are far better places to work remotely than Lexington Kentucky.
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
I remember when she first claimed her hair changed texture, women on Facebook were claiming it’s true because it happened to them. Usually after they were pregnant…….Which is apparently the same as being 500 lbs+
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they sound like liars too then. hormones and pregnancy absolutely can change your hair and make it do weird shit, so i can assume amber's hysto could also produce weirdness, but those "kinky" braid waves are not natural in hair that's below 4C texture. still wouldn't produce those almost mechanical, perfectly even sections like a braid would either.

Hentai-4-Senpai said:
I mean... Asian food is kinda healthy aside from those and rice
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thats what i mean like. why didn't she get some healthy stuff. she got packets of freeze dried noodles and sodium and candy she claims she hated that will be gone in a day.

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This bitch really explaining to us what Freshly is as though she hasn't already tried this shit before.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
While you're describing most of New York proper and I can't disagree with that, Jade seems to be pretty intelligent able to do well on her own. There are far better places to work remotely than Lexington Kentucky.
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One theory I've seen that makes a little sense is Jade wanting to kick off her own personal trainer/weight loss coach program after she gets Amberlynn to lose a bunch of weight. Sanitizing her channel could align with this goal. But even that doesn't make much sense when you take into account her trying to hide her identity and disappear from Amber's life, at least officially. Maybe Jade was super cocky and didn't think she'd be doxed? Maybe she only wants to associate herself publicly with Amberlynn after she's succeeded in helping her lose weight? Whatever her angle in all this we can agree that Jade is extremely controlling and definitely isn't there because of any affection or romantic interest.
 
I mean the Freshly thing would explain why her food game is so elevated lately. Still don't think she's cooking it herself though. We know what her knife skills are like
 
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