🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The pants are weirdly baggy, which looks like evidence that she has lost some weight. But it also looks like there's already a fold of extra flesh above her knee, as her legs suddenly get noticeably bigger around at that point. Could it be sagging skin? They're like two black ice cream cones with a scoop of black ice cream in them.
Could be one of her bigger pairs?. She showed us about 20 pairs in her new closet after Becky moved out. To disprove our ‘1 pair of black pants’ theory.
 
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Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons
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Is that a Chik Fil A bag? I've heard all the cool lesbians eat there! ...or maybe it was fundy Christians. One of those.

The coffee looked better but I still don't believe Amber's the one drinking it.

Everytime I notice a jump cut I mentally edit in a giant fart.

Her upper arms are going to be so droopy and crepey! Go on, Over30Lynn. Live with that nonsense.

Eyebrows are still awful. Chantal should send Nader over to thread them.
 
when on a Diet, you should start the Day with a Cup of Coffee to get your Metabolism up...but dam Hamber...BLACK COFFEE...not a smitch of Coffee with the Rest sugary Coffee-creamer O.o
when Jade give s u instructions she should be more precise >.<
 
Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons
:thinking:
This was the first thing I noticed. And if the audience is supposed to believe Jade isn’t drinking the other 3 cups of coffee she brewed, amber would easily be clearing 500+ calories on coffee creamer per day
 
1600 calories? I feel like I have deja vu. Nah, it’s probably nothing.

Why the hell would you order an overpriced wrap from Chick when you can make them at home? I’m going to have to press X to doubt that’s the only thing she ordered.
 
1600 calories is an alright intake, far from what she actually shows from camera, probably still slamming down 2 pints of Ben and Jerry’s and calling it a night. The comments are ignorant as usual and choose to forget she did this same shit earlier this year. Looking nasty as fuck in this video with a dead look in her face, felt dreadful to watch. Feels like Im watching a midlife crises happen day by day, I’m sure the extra 400 pounds of weight isn’t helping either.
 
Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons
:thinking:
Perhaps she would like some coffee with that creamer. I mean, she only filled the cup up to about half way and 1/4 of it was creamer. I also noticed the 8 tbs. I was not sure if that was correct so I’m case I went and looked at the tbs and 1/2 tbs measure sizes in person and the. The glasses on Amazon. They hold 15oz. Her creamer came up to the lower handle, which is a bit over 1/4 the cup. There is no way she was using 1/2 tbs.
 
whats even the point of drinking coffee if its 3/4 creamer especially that overly sugary coconut crap? oh wait shes not the one drinking it so who cares.
 
idk for someone who claims she knows how to lose weight and she knows what she should be eating...Doesn't ever show it...Especially with that double the recommended sodium amount she just ate in one day.
 
Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons
:thinking:
I caught this, too. I think she was using the 1/2 tbsp to measure with, but that is still such a calorie waste.
 
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