🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Unreachable Twat]

Oh wow, a 600lb woman made it to a concert to sit in the only nosebleed seat she could get in a private booth away from the gawkers. She was hauled there in a truck meant to load hundreds of pounds of equipment but it handled her.

Every episode of My 600lb Life has people this size doing more than this. The shower scene, the trip to the grocery store. Hell, some of them even waddle into their own trucks and drive through the drive through themselves. Doesn't mean they're not 99% housebound like She who Films Every Video in Front Of the Same Wall.

Conclusion: just because Emily was able to haul her to her special seat at the concert doesn't negate the fact that she still can't wipe her own holes or stand for longer than 30-45 seconds.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Oh wow, a 600lb woman made it to a concert to sit in the only nosebleed seat she could get in a private booth away from the gawkers.

Did anyone else catch that amby and fed Bundy switched seats in the concert vlog?

 

[lol cow supreme]

But how did she climb into this? Don't these trucks sit high?

Not terribly high, but that would be interesting to watch. Might be why we've not seen her get out of the truck. Once she's in, she's in. We've seen her in this truck without Emily twice. Once at the gas station, and today.

They have running boards that help you step in. Maybe Emily pulls up by the curb to help her out, or keeps a stool in the bed.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Fat AL at a concert? I'll believe it when I see it. Just getting to a stadium venue seat would require a higher combined amount of standing and walking than our gorl has done in the last couple of years.

Only way I could see it happening would be that Tommy, established death feeder, degenerate and deadbeat mother, had a mobility scooter lying around from her last prey and got Amber a wheelchair seat.

best night of my life.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7IrzFUPP02M

Spoiler: November 22nd, 2024 Archive

best night of my life..mp4

Well I'll be, consider me believing. Also I suppose keeping all her ugly and tacky clothing from the gaycare/bedbound/(soon to be no longer) highest weight era is paying off.

Love that for her

 

[Xenomorph]

Why am I still seeing people think Amberlynn is heading anywhere back to OKC. She is not leaving the bitch moved in. Look at the bullshit about her Nintendo Switch, she left it, for her Mom and her Bf to clean up/throw out/sell whatever was left in her old place. Only thing is, Amber's Mother was the last to know about her moving plans.
This is why they are not on speaking terms, I am sure her Mother gave her some static about Amber's choices and Amber let loose all the shit she's been holding in about MUH MENTULZ MUH CHILDHOOD MUH MUH MUH and Christine decided to cut the cancer (Amber) off.
Everyone knew the whole lie about Amber "forgiving" her Mom was a ploy to get her to do shit with and for her until the next victim came around.
Amber had one more big lie and that was to use her Mother and her Bf's good graces after dragging their muffler to deposit this gigantic malodorous turd to her next toilet but giving them the pleasure of cleaning and clearing out her sty. The fat shit moved in months ago there is no visit, Amber doesn't "visit" love interests. She's in, she's settled, the bitch prolly gets mail there already.
This is a still shot from her new video holy fuck how horrifying, looking every bit of the monster she is. Her eyes go black and dormant like a sharks does when its about to attack and I am more than sure something of the food variety is on standby just out of frame.

 

[worst strain of autism]

what if Rarity is already dead and it's like those parents who kill their kids and report them missing? could she be afraid of the backlash from whatever happened so is just acting like shes missing and shes shoooo sad about it, imo may explain why she isnt looking (aside from the obvious)

 

[scoootiepuff]

Yeah she managed to stuff herself into that seat, but BARELY and it looked very uncomfortable. It had to hurt sitting there with those big arm rests digging into her for 3+ hrs. And you guys were right about the other concert goers. There was another huge bitch that might rival Amber right next to them that she kept showing in the background. Hard to tell because I could only see glimpses of her top half. That must be who they made "concert friends" with, because if you've never been to a concert, believe her that's a thing. She's an expert now that she's been to her first concert at 30-whatever the fuck years old she is.

 

[Constellationzero]

best night of my life.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7IrzFUPP02M

Spoiler: November 22nd, 2024 Archive

best night of my life..mp4

Okay, not watching all that, but I saw the pervert's nose. Pervert resembles:

* Jimmy Durante
* A Punch doll
* Lady Elaine Fairchilde (also a Punch doll)

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yeah she managed to stuff herself into that seat, but BARELY and it looked very uncomfortable. It had to hurt sitting there with those big arm rests digging into her for 3+ hrs. And you guys were right about the other concert goers. There was another huge bitch that might rival Amber right next to them that she kept showing in the background. Hard to tell because I could only see glimpses of her top half. That must be who they made "concert friends" with, because if you've never been to a concert, believe her that's a thing. She's an expert now that she's been to her first concert at 30-whatever the fuck years old she is.

I wasn't able to reply to the comment I wanted to so I'll reply. I work at a venue where I service the suites and it's really not worth the hype in my opinion. But usually they're reserved by big corporations that probably just want the privacy and comfort of a separate space. For Amber, I know exactly what it probably is. Suites usually have a dedicated attendant so she had an avenue to order food without having to get her fatass up. And the food isn't usually much better than consessions unless you're in the penthouse. I've seen some pretty crazy bills ($1000+) over some popcorn and hamburgers.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber never thought she'd be capable to experience this, but she was capable. "You're capable of anything you put your mind to. Use me for motivation".

Bitch, capable of WHAT exactly?! Motivation for what? Fed Bundy arranged the tickets, shoved you into her truck, drove you 3 hours and parked in the VIP parking, helped you walk through a hallway, and squished you into a seat that was 3 sizes too small. Then she hauled you up, walked you to the truck, stuffed you in, drove you 3 hours back home, and helped you hurple into the house.

So... what part did you do that's motivating, Amber? Exist?

Also, check out the pants all the way over the shoes. One, gross for using your pant legs to mop a stadium floor, and then to have them mop your floor at home. And two, I think gorl is TRYING for a slip and fall to more firmly wedge herself into Slommus' house.



Amber again pretends that she's talking to her mom.. and that her mom was "grateful" for Amber sharing clips of the concert, because Kristine *really* wanted to go to the concert. Yeah sure. I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $200, Alex.

Fuck off, Amber. Go find you cat.

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Slightly off topic (off topic of the concert and missing cat, but not off topic to Amber). I think I've found the self-improvement plan that Ambo follows for her incredible success. Seriously, she practices all 7 highly-effective habits religiously:

 

[DeadNotSleeping]

So Amber did end up sitting in the Penthouse suite.

Here is the view from her seat. I think she was sitting in section p27 or more likely p28.

Here is the view from p27. I think her seat is a little more to the left.
The penthouse suites are for about 12 or 14 people, and in her vlog, she talks about becoming concert friends with the girls next to her, so the penthouse tickets were all sold separately to different groups. Penthouse suites start at $4,900 for sports games but differ for concerts. Penthouses also come with an insane amount of food and a personal attendant so Hamber wouldn't have to lift a finger for on-demand food.

Here's the menu for the penthouse suites, Im not sure how the menu would be decided if the penthouse suite was sold to separate groups? There's also a bar in the room so I wonder if Big Al stayed sober. Honestly, the Penthouse suites are pretty out of date and are an affordable option for private rooms. Hamber was living her rich girl childhood dreams.

Here's what's advertised as the Penthouse suite but I saw some worse rooms on tiktok.
Now just for fun here is today's (weight unknown) amber vs July 10, 2019 (570lbs) Amber

I know she's aged a lot in 5 years and the lighting and angle are a little different but god damn she's massive right now. Her ears are gone and eaten by the fat.

Edit: Tickets for Billie Eilish November 13 Penthouse tickets were $7,719 for 12 tickets so if Nov 14 was similar prices Emily paid $1300ish for both tickets. Depending on where she bought them it could have been more or less.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Penthouses also come with an insane amount of food and a personal attendant so Hamber wouldn't have to lift a finger for on-demand food.

Good find, Emily was fully hard from the moment Big AL struggled to get to the Ram all the way to the penthouse catering, this present wasn't only about big Al , Emily got to see her pig struggling to walk, fit in a chair or yk breathe all while shoveling food and alcohol up her gut, this is a win win for both.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

lurk more, you sound retarded.

so retarded I was right about her going and the suite. I'm telling you tommy has money to burn on her fetishes. She doesn't have her kid live with her, and the fact big al thought she was just going to buy her a switch suggests that she already has offered her expensive thing before. I'll bet she's probably paying her entire food bill as well.

 

[FatalTater]

"You're capable of anything you put your mind to. Use me for motivation."

So yeah, if you are someone's fetish object, find a hookup on the internet, immediately move into their house and let them do things for you, you can do anything! Motivation!

Ew, HoeBagLynn!

 

[Even more 8008135]

So rat-faced Mommy spent $1300 to take her new internet feedee to a special concert eXpErIeNcE.

Imagine how her kid feels about that. Goddamn.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber loves to lust over Billie Eyelash I bet she bleached another pair of black pants

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

are we literally ignoring me posting an article about an eagle taking a cat for breakfast in Wisconsin?

I'm a massive cat sperg who could spend all day listing off reasons why letting them roam outside is probably a bad idea, but I'll admit this one was never on my radar. I can't imagine a bald eagle suddenly just swooping down into my fenced in yard or balcony and stealing my entire cat, Jesus. This happening in front of me would be on the same level of wtf as if a literal UFO appeared and abducted my cat via tractor beam. Probably because I'm a squeamish city faggot that prefers not to think too hard about the brutal reality of nature. After thinking about it for a second, though, it is a no brainer that an eagle would snap up a chubby, lethargic house cat if the opportunity presents itself - it's a primo meal for basically zero effort compared to the work they usually do hunting rodents and small snakes.

Anyway, I may not be able to pinpoint exactly where the deception is here, but Hamber's inability to wipe that smug arsed fucking smirk off her face throughout the entire performance should have triggered everybody's bullshit detector instantly.

The real MVP right now in this situation are Emily's kitchen chairs supporting Ambers mammoth of a body.

It makes perfect sense given Emily's proclivities that she had the foresight to invest in furniture capable of standing up to deathfat abuse rather than cheap Ikea/Wayfair bullshit that would make a mere 200-pounder pretty fucking nervous. Not that I'd be surprised if it turned her crank getting to see a couch completely collapse into dust after being plopped onto by a quarter ton of GUNT, mind you, but even if you cheap out it would quickly add up and get very annoying to replace your furniture at the rate a Hamber-sized planet is capable of destroying it with everyday use.

Amber had one more big lie and that was to use her Mother and her Bf's good graces after dragging their muffler to deposit this gigantic malodorous turd to her next toilet but giving them the pleasure of cleaning and clearing out her sty. The fat shit moved in months ago there is no visit, Amber doesn't "visit" love interests. She's in, she's settled, the bitch prolly gets mail there already.

I have no idea what made anyone legitimately entertain the idea that this move wasn't permanent from the second we heard about it. She rented a van and had her previous butler haul her across the country into the new girlfriend's residence at the exact same time her lease was up, she had her pets with her, made excessive and baffling decisions when packing, her mom cut off contact instantly after unloading her, come on. We know she operates like this. Kristine probably didn't care about the shit Hamber left in her apartment, part of the deal was probably that she had the key to go take whatever she wanted before dropping it off with the landlord and letting everything else be their problem. Unless she is a Peetz-level retard and cosigned the fucking place or something it's no skin off her ass. I don't doubt she's over Amber's shit, probably has been for a while, but it likely had more to do with general cunty behavior that was ramped up around the time Hamber realized she had new simps firmly in her orbit and no longer needed her mother for the time being.

 

[+who.cares+]

$500 reward. Missing since Sunday Nov. 17, 2024
screenshot from anonymous says missing since the 11/18.
Amber says the phone number is specifically for Rarity being missing.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

A whole $500 reward. She eats more than that in one day.

 

[Cornfed]

I guess I was wrong about her not going to that concert. I'll eat shit for that one.
I, am, however wondering how she hurped her way up to that level....