🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amberlynn dragging her laaaaaeyrgs outside to look for Rarity would be more surprising than her just sitting inside cryeeeeen tbh. That reddit "tea" is stone cold.
 
Okay, I know it's Jordy and all, but he did bring up a good point in one of his earlier lives on the issue about the percentage rate of lost cats being found. She was lost, what, earlier in the week? That would mean Rarity is now in the danger zone of her chances of being found are getting slim and being found alive even slimmer.

If it's indeed true that Amber hasn't lifted a single finger (or layyg) to help look for Rarity or done any of the suggested methods (putting a bed/blanket with a familiar scent down, food/water, etc) then she deserves all the pillorying and pitchforks that she'll get when she finally makes that inevitable video proclaiming that the cat is gone and then tries to move on as quickly as possible. Because everything that's happened to poor Rarity was easily preventable, starting with a fucking microchip. This isn't going to be something she can easily memory hole and like BBJ and Chantal, the audience will not let it go.
 
I can honestly believe she went to the concert. I wasn't kidding when I joked about the type of crowd there. They probably are either fat BPD chicks themselves or gross terminally online women and trannies that probably support fat acceptance and other retarded movements. They would not be shocked by big al for a second and probably thought she was cool shit id even wager. Nasty crowd. I can also believe Tommy could buy a suite. She's a nurse that owns a house and being a feeder is not a cheap fetish. Or hamber could have been in a handicapped section. Either way its totally plausible for her to go and no one would have noticed her or been appalled enough to take a photo as others have suggested. She was probably right at home.

The rarity shit is still 100% manufactured kayfaybe for some purpose of hers. Although she is getting plenty of ass pants even from hate watchers in the same way everyone pitited her when she got cancer. Just know that big al herself couldn't even muster a tear for her cat.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I can honestly believe she went to the concert. I wasn't kidding when I joked about the type of crowd there. They probably are either fat BPD chicks themselves or gross terminally online women and trannies that probably support fat acceptance and other retarded movements. They would not be shocked by big al for a second and probably thought she was cool shit id even wager. Nasty crowd. I can also believe Tommy could buy a suite. She's a nurse that owns a house and being a feeder is not a cheap fetish. Or hamber could have been in a handicapped section. Either way its totally plausible for her to go and no one would have noticed her or been appalled enough to take a photo as others have suggested. She was probably right at home.

The rarity shit is still 100% manufactured kayfaybe for some purpose of hers. Although she is getting plenty of ass pants even from hate watchers in the same way everyone pitited her when she got cancer. Just know that big al herself couldn't even muster a tear for her cat.
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lurk more, you sound retarded.
 
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She went. In a 2000 era furry cardigan.
Also notice how Emily’s middle console is up in her truck because fat.

Here’s a funny greasy still I caught trying to watch this absolute nothing of a video.
 
If Amber lurks here (and of course she does) she should use @Hayduraide's list and call all the pet shelters in the area. As @1039 points out, cats are not put up for adoption immediately, because intelligent people know to ask at shelters when their cat goes missing. Jesus, even a useless immobile fat fuck like Amber can make a few phone calls to ask whether anyone has brought in a gray female shorthair with no collar or microchip.

It's absolutely the least she can do. A few phone calls. JESUS. It pisses me off that Amber has apparently stayed indoors this whole time, when a cat will recognize your walk, voice, and scent if you haul your fat, lazy ass outside to look for them. Let me guess: she wore the wrong shoes.

Also, I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of Amber navigating the United Center. I went to a concert there once and popped for seats in an expensive section. There were these fat women next to us who couldn't fit into the seats. They either stood or tried to sit by resting their haunches on the arm rests. And these were mere 300 pounders. Amber wouldn't even be able to navigate the lobby and make it through the bag check.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I can honestly believe she went to the concert. I wasn't kidding when I joked about the type of crowd there. They probably are either fat BPD chicks themselves or gross terminally online women and trannies that probably support fat acceptance and other retarded movements. They would not be shocked by big al for a second and probably thought she was cool shit id even wager. Nasty crowd. I can also believe Tommy could buy a suite. She's a nurse that owns a house and being a feeder is not a cheap fetish. Or hamber could have been in a handicapped section. Either way its totally plausible for her to go and no one would have noticed her or been appalled enough to take a photo as others have suggested. She was probably right at home.

The rarity shit is still 100% manufactured kayfaybe for some purpose of hers. Although she is getting plenty of ass pants even from hate watchers in the same way everyone pitited her when she got cancer. Just know that big al herself couldn't even muster a tear for her cat.
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Emily is not working as a nurse - she is currently looking for a nursing job and has a nursing license but is working as a direct support professional which is low level grunt work that employs psych undergrads and pays a warehouse work salary. They babysit old people and troubled/retarded children. She would be making about $18/hour.
 
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I saw another comment saying that Amber was definitely in the handicap section, but I can't find it.

Certified trust me bro' ™️ moment I know

Amber WADDLES. I guess I never noticed how bad it was before, but her gait looks so much worse in this video.
 
Whatever is the point of going to a concert but having seats so far away? Just to say you went? Waste of time and money imo.
 
You cannot tell me she not into the 600s. Is her forehead starting to turn into a roll like Tammy had. Love that for her . Keep up the good work Emily you can continue to recycle the words you used at Colleens funeral for ole fat forehead there.
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Out having the best night of your life....while rarity is dying in the cold alone. Nice one Amber. Glad you could have some fun.

Anyway, as is a habit..

Emily N Franz Feeder Mobile is a Blue Ram Pickup

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You know what makes this a superior Feeder Mobile? Well besides the obvious stronger suspension capable of hauling Hambone and all her feed..

See the thing next to our plump purple fat bag? Its the middle seat of the bench seat!

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And ladies, if you've ever been with a sensual pick-up man who chose the bench seat option you know what a bench seat is good for...road head... and..

Them LAYGS
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See, no console in the middle on the floor, unlimited ankle ball room, and she can spill into that middle seat as much as she likes. But she aint getting that seat belt buckled.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Out having the best night of your life....while rarity is dying in the cold alone. Nice one Amber. Glad you could have some fun.

Anyway, as is a habit..

Emily N Franz Feeder Mobile is a Blue Ram Pickup

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You know what makes this a superior Feeder Mobile? Well besides the obvious stronger suspension capable of hauling Hambone and all her feed..

See the thing next to our plump purple fat bag? Its the middle seat of the bench seat!

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And ladies, if you've ever been with a sensual pick-up man who chose the bench seat option you know what a bench seat is good for...road head... and..

Them LAYGS
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See, no console in the middle on the floor, unlimited ankle ball room, and she can spill into that middle seat as much as she likes. But she aint getting that seat belt buckled.
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But how did she climb into this? Don't these trucks sit high?
 
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