🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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2 pet cats and one emotional support dog. She could get a letter from a credentialed online therapist for $30. It's like some of you never even munchie thread JEEZ
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
allows the long haired cat (wasabi? How is two of her pet's name's food related?) to sit in her suitcase with clothing in it.
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cats are gonna cat. they like sleeping on your stuff. anyone with a cat that has a suitcase open to pack/unpack will swiftly find their cat inside.

I call shenanigans said:
Girl didn’t even pack her scale in a box for the movers, she took it in the car like a treasured item.
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Don't forget she took it on a weekend away earlier this year when she was doing one of her 100 days of weigh ins (that she failed to complete)


Also this is a small point but when Amber talks about how the cats were scared for the first couple of days after moving in she says something like "we have been here for 3 days".
Now she could mean "the pets and I have been here for 3 days", but it's a little bit odd. Even if you moved with pets you'd be more likely to just refer to yourself, right?
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
For a bathroom that's meant to be for someone in a wheelchair, it also doesn't seem very friendly. If you're independent in the shower you don't have a lot of room, and if someone has to help you it would be impossible.
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That is the same shower that I've seen in an assisted living facility. There's a fold down padded bench on the side opposite the shower head. If Amber could manage to get in and sit on it that shit will break. It's meant for elderlies, not fat fucks.
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Also this is a small point but when Amber talks about how the cats were scared for the first couple of days after moving in she says something like "we have been here for 3 days".
Now she could mean "the pets and I have been here for 3 days", but it's a little bit odd. Even if you moved with pets you'd be more likely to just refer to yourself, right?
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I could hear another voice in the background when she was showing off her stuff from the store. Someone interacting with the pets, from the sounds of it. She also looked up and off camera at one point. I think Jade was still there. It was before the cut to her crying about Jade leaving, so she very well could still have been there in that time. There's zero chance she uber'd and we know she can't drive.
 
crawl said:
two cats, a dog, and AL in 600sqft sounds like a cramped hell
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I had the same thought. This new apartment is a pretty big down grade from the Henry.
The fact that Hamber is as big as three normal sized people, gives me a claustrophobic feeling seeing her in this new setting.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Oh I expect another bariatric series very soon.
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Perhaps, but I do not think that it will go very far. Amber might put vlogs such as "Should I go for bariatric surgery?", or "Am I ready for WLS?" She might do 5 or 6 episodes talking about it but will stop due to anxiety. With Jade, she had the best chance to go through. Even then, it was half-hearted.

New & Improved Username said:
That is the same shower that I've seen in an assisted living facility. There's a fold down padded bench on the side opposite the shower head. If Amber could manage to get in and sit on it that shit will break. It's meant for elderlies, not fat fucks.
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They are meant for people in wheelchairs or on crutches so that they can transfer easily to the bench, but not for Amber at her size. What she needs is an oversized shower. She still can stand for a few minutes but this one is too small for her to easily clean herself. I suspect that she will struggle to use it till she finds a new carer.

DayVenue said:
I could hear another voice in the background when she was showing off her stuff from the store. Someone interacting with the pets, from the sounds of it. She also looked up and off camera at one point. I think Jade was still there.
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Amber always plays with the timeline, but she is long gone. It would be interesting to see if the car is back at the flat in Lexington. My opinion is that Jade took another flat this summer in the same complex. This is why she was still there when Amber needed her.
 
Tiktok update- posted October 12th 2023

Nothing interesting she's just eye fucking herself while lip synching badly.
 
DesperateLynn still trying to hook a new servant.
As gross as it is to see her trying to be cute and do fat mating dances on tiktok, it's nice to think that people aren't falling for her nonsense.
 
FatalTater said:
DesperateLynn still trying to hook a new servant.
As gross as it is to see her trying to be cute and do fat mating dances on tiktok, it's nice to think that people aren't falling for her nonsense.
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I am not sure that adults over 30 do fall for this type of rubbish unless they are looking for a fast hook-up. Most of her viewers are haters, thus not interested in being her servant. The rest might be interested in a whole lot more money than she is ready to provide. She should instead hire a company to do lighthouse keeping on a weekly basis. It might be cheaper.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
For some reason, I have it in my head that Al is a big fan of The Pioneer Woman. I’m embarrassed to admit that I know Ree Drummond lives in Oklahoma. She owns most of some town. The has a restaurant, a store and a hotel (maybe some other establishment as well). I hope Al takes a field trip there. That would be some funny shit.
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Back in the Destiny era she used to buy a lot of Pioneer Woman shit from Walmart so you might be onto smth here.
 
I’ve taken breaks from following Amber, so I may be missing something, but why are people thinking that Wipey/Faleen/jade is still there? Amber moved to OKC to be near her mom and aunt, right? Both of whom drive. Seems like they’d take her shopping to help her get set up. Considering Aunt Tammy was an active user here for a short time, I think she’d want to make sure she isn’t on camera, and is probably telling her sister to stay away too. No more getting involved with Farmers.

It doesn’t seem logical that Faleen, who seemed to have enough of Amber, would move to another state with her, right next to mom and aunt, and get an apartment in same complex? Nah.

I think Faleen drove her there, maybe slept a few hours, and went right home and out of Ambers life. Maaybee she took Amber to pick up some shit right after they got there but I kinda doubt it. When was done she was gone. It is methmama’s turn to hose the daughter she neglected.
 
The TikToks are the equivalent of the boyfriend-free girl sign at this point. Amber seems to think just because she is not Chantal that people hold her in a higher regard. People still despise her. Ironically enough if I had a killswitch for either Amber or Chantal it would be Amber 1000% because Amber has been boring for 4 years now and is clearly just trying to skate relevancy.

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Let's get more of this happen and hopefully, the bitch may scrounge for rent and make something entertaining.

The new "alone" saga is going to get real fucking old really fucking fast. She is going to tag everything as "doing X on my own". The thing is working lesbians like there are in OKC will utterly despise her as she is not attractive and has no personality plus she doesn't work per se, so they won't even touch her. The OKC lesbians are thorny as it is but don't really like outsiders. She does not even drive either which in OK you absolutely need to, it's not like Dallas, Austin, or NYC where you don't need a car.

I expect she is going to balloon in weight because she is going to be alone and OKC has some pretty good food, to be honest.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Al put on her scared baby act when they got to OKC and Jade rolled her eyes and took her to Wommart to shut her up, maybe buy a few snacks for the return trip to Lexington. Looking at this apartment, I'm starting to wonder if Al threatened to rent it, thinking Jade would agree to get back together. Unfortunately, she let things go too long and was stuck moving there. I don't think she's as close to Meth Mom and Aunt Tammy as she claims but there's zero chance she'd move anywhere she didn't know someone and as we all know, Fatty burns all her bridges so she was limited to family, such as they are.

Living in such a small apartment, it's going to be really difficult for her to find a new caretaker. She doesn't meet people the normal way, through work or even just befriending neighbors.
 
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