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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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For Becky when she goes out behind the chicken coop, a pistol skin to make any gun look like a Nintendo gun.
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Her hair looks more greasy than normal.
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Reminder - Amber posts things she films out of order.
I love how Rarity always looks so, SO over it.
I love how Rarity always looks so, SO over it.
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She looks like the worlds fattest corpse in every video. Sickly pale with dark circles under her eyes and random cuts and scabs all over her arms. But totally healthy!
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ALR sure takes a lot of pills for a healthy gorl. I know she has mentulz but how many different mentulz is she medicating now?
Depression and anxiety are often medicated with the same drug (1-2 pills). Then there’s bipolar (1 pill). At most that’s 3 … should be 2, but I’m sure “it doesn’t work” unless it numbs her entirely so she would need to do separate drugs for all 3 conditions.
I clocked 4 in each container. Is one of them an estrogen pill because of her uterine cancer?
Sorry, she just gave that pill box so much screen time that she clearly wants people to speculate on it so I’m just fulfilling my duty.
Depression and anxiety are often medicated with the same drug (1-2 pills). Then there’s bipolar (1 pill). At most that’s 3 … should be 2, but I’m sure “it doesn’t work” unless it numbs her entirely so she would need to do separate drugs for all 3 conditions.
I clocked 4 in each container. Is one of them an estrogen pill because of her uterine cancer?
Sorry, she just gave that pill box so much screen time that she clearly wants people to speculate on it so I’m just fulfilling my duty.
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I think the big blue triangle-looking one is lamictal (anti-seizure/mood stabilizer), the small blue oval might be sertraline (anti-depressant), there's another small (purple?) oval that might be levothyroxine 75 mcg (thyroid hormone supplement for hypothyroidism), there's a clear yellow caplet that's probably just a vitamin D supplement or something, the circular tablet I can't really figure out, it could be a lot of things without seeing the markings -- my shit guess would be metoprolol tartrate (blood pressure).
EDIT: The levothyroxine might be estradiol instead which would make more sense.
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Wow - and I thought I was the only pill aficianado on here! You did me proud
When I watched that clip I just knew she just wanted to garner attention / sympathy for her fake illnesses and for how many pills she takes daily.
Weird flex Big Al, weird flex.
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Amber has also claimed to be on an antianxiety med.
Love that her 30 day pill box has 32 days lol.
Love that her 30 day pill box has 32 days lol.
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These are what her meds were when we got her surgical report:
Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
So the Sertraline and Estradiol check out.
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lamictal is also known as lamotrigine, so that also checks out. The only real oddball is the round pill, it's too non-distinct to say definitively but I'd imagine it's something BP related given that every meal she has is so sodium and cholesterol dense she'll start osmotically drawing water vapor into her body soon enough.
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Another observation from the last video: cool ice ball maker. I guess we have overcome our quirky trypophobia. She started to remark that it kind of freaks her out but she approval checked with Jade and I guess Jade didn’t give her the nod that it’s ok to end the sentence so she moved on abruptly. I really wonder what criteria Jade uses to approve ALR’s commentary.
Also, anyone remember when Eric announced he was going to college? Lol. Surely he’s a graduate by now. /sneed
Also, anyone remember when Eric announced he was going to college? Lol. Surely he’s a graduate by now. /sneed
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Do you have to go to college to learn how to spread cheeks and be a proper bottom to a chicken choker these days?
Guess I'm too old to even imagine majoring in retarded gay.
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I believe I recall one of the gaycare inmates announcing the unseemly/unasked for info that it is Rickie who was the bottom and Eric who topped.
I am very sorry I know this, because no one should.
But what the hell, FatAl posted it first.
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That could be what the sertraline is for. Typically they'd give you 100mg+ if it was for depression, but can also be used to treat anxiety at lower doses.
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Twenty-two minutes. Twenty-two FUCKING MINUTES.
I hate it already. 2x speed it is.
No doubt more padding bullshit to extend the length to what her idiot viewers said they wanted: 20+ minutes of NOTHING. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Opening: hair obviously unwashed for more than one day. Frizzy. Says she had to take off her Fitbit, because it was giving her"ang-zie-tee" because it saidher heart rate was 60, and stop trying to fucking lie, you cunt. You know who has a resting heart of 60 and who are not people in comas? Elite athletes, that's who,. Not fat 500+ pound behemoths with high blood pressure and other nedical conditions like diabeetus. Also claims she weighed in at 495.8, and did she chalk that up to "Fluctuations, amirite?" Of course not! She lost a pound: her, she did that.
What the fuck ever,
She's going to lay some cinnamon sugar on the simple sugars that are white flour bagels for breakfast, With Country Crock. And cinnamon sugar. In the fucking microwave.
TOAST. YOUR. GODDAMNED. BAGELS. YOU. HEATHEN.
Shows off her month worth of fucking pills, Great job, Ms "I Hate Taking Pills" and your meds that you're taking for conditions you don't have, bitch.
More Starbucks crap. All these places are going to be so sad when you fuck off and die, Hamber. That's really going o leave a hole in their books. They'll have drum up business from the O- and D-lines on the UK football teams to take up the slack.
Horrid haul. Some dress in a 4 because she "hates dresses that are long" on her. Yeah, we know, because you fucking wear dresses as shirts. Looks stupid and the color is ugly.
Yammers at Twonk in that stupid high pitched baby talk shit that dogs, who have sensitive ears, hate.
They split a family fucking size Stouffer's lasagna between the two of them. It's like buying groceries never even fucking happened.
Amazon shit they didn't need. Ice cube molds to make iceballs instead of cubes. So quirky. So bougie. A cheese board, because as Hamber says, they want to make a charcuterie board. Dare you to add Stilton, gruyere, and Roquefort cheese and maybe some head cheese and prosciutto and salumi to it,
That pitcher that fell off the wall ages ago remains just sitting onte back of the couch, propped against the wall. The "gf" opines that maybe they should just take down that wall, leave it empty. Well, if you're not going to be Mr Fixit, I guess maybe you should, since you're both lazy fuckers who apparently can't take about 40 seconds to hang back the one that fell.
Some kind of giant, furry panda-looking coat with a hood, complete with a fucking pouch. That Fat Ham bought for the "gf", who makes the appropriate noises that she loves it. WTF are you going to do, carry Twonk around in the damn thing? The pouch also comes off and turns into a bag. Amazingly enough, in this sense, a pouch in anatomical terms is in fact a bag, but I see why you'd rather call it a bag. While Detached Pouch is a great garage band name, it isn't exactly how someone as sophisticated as Hamber and the "gf" would ever say it. Fat Ham then floats the idea of getting one for herself in a dusty pink, or even a matching one. Is there a furry arc coming up ahead? hat would be fucking hilarious.
Hamber declares she has never had this kind of lasagna before and I don't believe that for an instant. Pronounces it "So good." Of course. It has a huge amount of fat and sodium. What wouldn't you like about that, Fatty?
Finished with that, Fat Ham moves on to terrorizing Rarity. Let the poor fucking cat be, goddamn. Then Hamber and the "gf" are throwing some kind of toy for Twonk. If Fat Ham hadn't opened her fat fucking piehole, it would have been a nice little interlude.
Hamber mocking Alex is Shook intro. Apparently, thinks it's cute. Newsflash, you drama-stirring, heading into complete irrelevancy, attention-seeking whore: not cute. Every single reaction channel has something far more interesting to say than you, because they at least are trying to make actual, original commentary on your waste of a life. Almost all of them are better at breaking down your shit than you'll ever be, and that's fucking pathetic as hell.
"If you hear the dryer, my apologies." Then TURN OFF THE FUCKING DRYER OR FILM WHEN IT'S DONE. JFC, It's like it's fucking brain surgery to do your one and ONLY job that requires virtually zero effort.
Goddammit. She's amazed that water, when put into a mold, will freeze in the shape of that mold when you stick it in the freezer and allow it to set. Fat Ham being Hamber, of course she cannot wait or that process to complete, so she pulls one out and pops it, only to find that indeed, some of them are not in fact frozen through. It's like trying to get a child born with a fifth of a brain to understand any goddamned thing at all, and even THOSE kids have some kind of primal understanding of cause and effect for some things.
Honey garlic chicken, rice, and broccoli for dinner. OTHER FOODS EXIST,
Claims she ate just over 2100 calories that day. Sure you did, just like you ate those calories you reported every other day of this bizarre, not a weight loss channel but let me count calories and weigh in and do steps and then tell you all about those. If you ate the calories you've reported, you would be down significant weight.
Once again reminds us that she has "ang-zie-tee" and naturally, of course, she knows "other people" who have "ang-zie-tee" and they're having some problems with it, too. No fucking shit. You know who probably has some real anxiety these days? People who don't live in little goddamned bubbles, pounding Starbucks chais and artificially flavored sugar, bagels, ramen noodles, and frozen, preservative and sodium laden food,that's who. People who have to work more than an hour or so a day. People who don't have all the fucking time in the goddamned universe to either learn something useful from the world or do something useful for the world. People who don't have the luxury of ordering a single fucking soda via UberEats.
THAT'S FUCKING WHO.
Useless fucking waste of space.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham pounds more untoasted bagels, like the uncivilized twat she is, has more Starbucks shit, eats frozen shit, eats more goddamned rice and broccoli with some chicken. More hideous crap from Torrid, more stupid, useless shit from Amazon, including a hoodie/coat thing for the "gf" that goes to her knees and looks like a fucking furry's panda costume. Fat Ham the physicist is amazed that water will freeze in the shape of a mold you put it in. Whines about her "ang-zie-tee" and tells us se put her fitbit aside because it was "freaking her out" by reporting her heart rate as 60bpm, which is utter bullshit. But what a great excuse for not being able to give a step count. Claims 2100-ish calories, so still lying. The End.
I hate it already. 2x speed it is.
surprising my girlfriend!! & lots of eating | what I ate today | episode 7 - July 5, 2022
No doubt more padding bullshit to extend the length to what her idiot viewers said they wanted: 20+ minutes of NOTHING. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Opening: hair obviously unwashed for more than one day. Frizzy. Says she had to take off her Fitbit, because it was giving her"ang-zie-tee" because it saidher heart rate was 60, and stop trying to fucking lie, you cunt. You know who has a resting heart of 60 and who are not people in comas? Elite athletes, that's who,. Not fat 500+ pound behemoths with high blood pressure and other nedical conditions like diabeetus. Also claims she weighed in at 495.8, and did she chalk that up to "Fluctuations, amirite?" Of course not! She lost a pound: her, she did that.
What the fuck ever,
She's going to lay some cinnamon sugar on the simple sugars that are white flour bagels for breakfast, With Country Crock. And cinnamon sugar. In the fucking microwave.
TOAST. YOUR. GODDAMNED. BAGELS. YOU. HEATHEN.
Shows off her month worth of fucking pills, Great job, Ms "I Hate Taking Pills" and your meds that you're taking for conditions you don't have, bitch.
More Starbucks crap. All these places are going to be so sad when you fuck off and die, Hamber. That's really going o leave a hole in their books. They'll have drum up business from the O- and D-lines on the UK football teams to take up the slack.
Horrid haul. Some dress in a 4 because she "hates dresses that are long" on her. Yeah, we know, because you fucking wear dresses as shirts. Looks stupid and the color is ugly.
Yammers at Twonk in that stupid high pitched baby talk shit that dogs, who have sensitive ears, hate.
They split a family fucking size Stouffer's lasagna between the two of them. It's like buying groceries never even fucking happened.
Amazon shit they didn't need. Ice cube molds to make iceballs instead of cubes. So quirky. So bougie. A cheese board, because as Hamber says, they want to make a charcuterie board. Dare you to add Stilton, gruyere, and Roquefort cheese and maybe some head cheese and prosciutto and salumi to it,
That pitcher that fell off the wall ages ago remains just sitting onte back of the couch, propped against the wall. The "gf" opines that maybe they should just take down that wall, leave it empty. Well, if you're not going to be Mr Fixit, I guess maybe you should, since you're both lazy fuckers who apparently can't take about 40 seconds to hang back the one that fell.
Some kind of giant, furry panda-looking coat with a hood, complete with a fucking pouch. That Fat Ham bought for the "gf", who makes the appropriate noises that she loves it. WTF are you going to do, carry Twonk around in the damn thing? The pouch also comes off and turns into a bag. Amazingly enough, in this sense, a pouch in anatomical terms is in fact a bag, but I see why you'd rather call it a bag. While Detached Pouch is a great garage band name, it isn't exactly how someone as sophisticated as Hamber and the "gf" would ever say it. Fat Ham then floats the idea of getting one for herself in a dusty pink, or even a matching one. Is there a furry arc coming up ahead? hat would be fucking hilarious.
Hamber declares she has never had this kind of lasagna before and I don't believe that for an instant. Pronounces it "So good." Of course. It has a huge amount of fat and sodium. What wouldn't you like about that, Fatty?
Finished with that, Fat Ham moves on to terrorizing Rarity. Let the poor fucking cat be, goddamn. Then Hamber and the "gf" are throwing some kind of toy for Twonk. If Fat Ham hadn't opened her fat fucking piehole, it would have been a nice little interlude.
Hamber mocking Alex is Shook intro. Apparently, thinks it's cute. Newsflash, you drama-stirring, heading into complete irrelevancy, attention-seeking whore: not cute. Every single reaction channel has something far more interesting to say than you, because they at least are trying to make actual, original commentary on your waste of a life. Almost all of them are better at breaking down your shit than you'll ever be, and that's fucking pathetic as hell.
"If you hear the dryer, my apologies." Then TURN OFF THE FUCKING DRYER OR FILM WHEN IT'S DONE. JFC, It's like it's fucking brain surgery to do your one and ONLY job that requires virtually zero effort.
Goddammit. She's amazed that water, when put into a mold, will freeze in the shape of that mold when you stick it in the freezer and allow it to set. Fat Ham being Hamber, of course she cannot wait or that process to complete, so she pulls one out and pops it, only to find that indeed, some of them are not in fact frozen through. It's like trying to get a child born with a fifth of a brain to understand any goddamned thing at all, and even THOSE kids have some kind of primal understanding of cause and effect for some things.
Honey garlic chicken, rice, and broccoli for dinner. OTHER FOODS EXIST,
Claims she ate just over 2100 calories that day. Sure you did, just like you ate those calories you reported every other day of this bizarre, not a weight loss channel but let me count calories and weigh in and do steps and then tell you all about those. If you ate the calories you've reported, you would be down significant weight.
Once again reminds us that she has "ang-zie-tee" and naturally, of course, she knows "other people" who have "ang-zie-tee" and they're having some problems with it, too. No fucking shit. You know who probably has some real anxiety these days? People who don't live in little goddamned bubbles, pounding Starbucks chais and artificially flavored sugar, bagels, ramen noodles, and frozen, preservative and sodium laden food,that's who. People who have to work more than an hour or so a day. People who don't have all the fucking time in the goddamned universe to either learn something useful from the world or do something useful for the world. People who don't have the luxury of ordering a single fucking soda via UberEats.
THAT'S FUCKING WHO.
Useless fucking waste of space.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham pounds more untoasted bagels, like the uncivilized twat she is, has more Starbucks shit, eats frozen shit, eats more goddamned rice and broccoli with some chicken. More hideous crap from Torrid, more stupid, useless shit from Amazon, including a hoodie/coat thing for the "gf" that goes to her knees and looks like a fucking furry's panda costume. Fat Ham the physicist is amazed that water will freeze in the shape of a mold you put it in. Whines about her "ang-zie-tee" and tells us se put her fitbit aside because it was "freaking her out" by reporting her heart rate as 60bpm, which is utter bullshit. But what a great excuse for not being able to give a step count. Claims 2100-ish calories, so still lying. The End.
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It’s crazy watching these 2 pretend to lose there shit over a 45 dollar AS SEEN ON TV sweater blanket.
Thinking about the fact that she pays probably 25-30 bucks to have a sugary tea drink and 2 tiny pieces of cake on a stick delivered to her from a place that’s a 4 minute walk from her home.
Thinking about the fact that she pays probably 25-30 bucks to have a sugary tea drink and 2 tiny pieces of cake on a stick delivered to her from a place that’s a 4 minute walk from her home.
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Had a boss once who microwaved her bagels, then ripped chunks off of it to dip into cream cheese.
Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.
Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.