🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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GET FUCKED AMBER

Amber is so "unbothered" by the lack of views. She is in the shitter clearly. Here is the sitch on how fucked her channel is.

She has had 3 videos in 8 months get over 100k views, 2 of them clickbaiting clearly and the other only getting there because it was at 95k for like 4 months. It took that video 135 days to go from 90k to 100k. It was published October 1st 2021. Her legacy views are beyond repair and she is trying desperately to try and get another 100k video.

This is why you don't base your channel around clickbait, the laws of diminishing returns take effect, and once they do it's done. Her views are the lowest they have been since she has been mainstream.

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Month after month she is losing views but not like 2% or 5%. last month she lost 11% and now 17%. My initial prediction was about 10% per month and us getting the true damage around Xmas. Now I am not so sure though. From May 1st to May 31st her uploads that were uploaded only netted about 876,000 views meaning only about 100,000 were legacy views.

My initial estimates were about 100,000 in legacy so tick that one. This was about the same last month, so it's more of a fixed number that will decrease when interest drops naturally.

Her numbers in June are going to be even worse because we are almost 1/3 in and she has netted a measly 135k and what is worse in may she uploaded more than 15 times meaning she is well aware of needing to hit 1 million to eat well. She is getting increasingly more clickbaity around the middle of the month too because she knows she really has to push the numbers up. If she at the end of June is at 800,000 views. That would be a massive 20% drop-off. That would mean she would have lost 48% of her audience in just 3 months of keeping tabs on her numbers.
 
EvaBraunsGhost said:
Cellulitis is/can be serious even if you are 'taking care of it' but Amber, not taking your meds properly and pretending to shower does not constitute 'taking care of it' anyway
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The best way to “take care of it” is to avoid to have it in the first place. Same thing with her UTIs and a host of other ailments. Her solution after wrecking her body by eating absolute rubbish is to go to the ER to get antibiotics that she stops taking when she feel better. I do not know anyone of 31-year-old, except Amber that is, that has so many physical problems and conditions that refuse to fix the underlying reason for her problems.
 
low sodium said:

my symptoms from the booster shot... | vlog​

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Honest question for those who know a lot about skin issues, what in the fucking fuck is going on with her skin?
I know the parts that "look dirty" are just the diabetes but the swollen, dark eyes, the patches of various colors on her face, the general messiness of her whole head. Seeing her in the outdoor light shocked me some.
Is what it looks like when a 31yr old is losing the battle with her body to be alive?

Edit: also no seatbelt.
 
since not a lot of milk i did outlines of amber and where her folds and shape are since she flapped her dress around. also featuring ambers permanent body print on the couch cushion
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sheep plushie said:
since not a lot of milk i did outlines of amber and where her folds and shape are since she flapped her dress around. also featuring ambers permanent body print on the couch cushion
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Thank you for the perspective. Appreciated. Like many here, I can't grasp where one fat fold suddenly leaks over into another.

But I always heartily laugh when she grabs a random piece of sack of shit fold that no normal hooman bean has and shakes it at her audience.

Current weight estimates, anyone? Slappy going with 532.4. The point is important, peebles. Don't slack!
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Thank you for the perspective. Appreciated. Like many here, I can't grasp where one fat fold suddenly leaks over into another.

But I always heartily laugh when she grabs a random piece of sack of shit fold that no normal hooman bean has and shakes it at her audience.

Current weight estimates, anyone? Slappy going with 532.4. The point is important, peebles. Don't slack!
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Slappy is too kind. I'm going with 603.4
 
King Fructose said:
That poor nurse must have spent forever trying to find a vein in that 75 pound sack of meat she calls an arm.
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Pardon my autistic medfagging, but they wouldn’t have to find a vein for a shot. Those are given intramuscularly. However, you’re right though, she’s complained before that nurses have a hard time trying to find a vein for an IV.
 
low sodium said:

my symptoms from the booster shot... | vlog​

Jun 7, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eCfNAQmV828
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Why is Fatty only having a booster now? I had mine pre-Christmas, last year.
She was told to stay hydrated - as she recommends a snack of DEhydrated mango - you cannot make this shit up.
She is 'reading' again. Obviously it's teenage, homo fiction. I've been watching someone named 'Emmie' on YT. She's all Fatty aspires to be. Young, intelligent, thoughtful, thin. She shows how to really do a book review.
Why does this fat, stupid, talentless hog feel the need to recommend things to us?
I recommend Fatty eats a lot less, moves more, sees and sticks with the same health professionals and oh, I don't know... try reading a grown up book.
Been watching 'Oh Lordy its Jordy' on YT. He can be a bit hit and miss, but he's right that nearly every time Wipey's on camera, she's always performing some job for her boss. In this video Wipey's walking Amber's dog.
Shows us the tiniest mark on her arm from the booster and ignores the fact she has huge scratches on bolth her Popeye sized arms
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Current weight estimates, anyone? Slappy going with 532.4. The point is important, peebles. Don't slack!
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She says she's down 80 so 492, then she tares the scale by 100 elbees cos she's too stupid to think of a harder number.... gives us a grand total of 592. Ah fuck it, Fatty is a quarter of a ton.

This is really not gonna pull in those shekels, Fatty. Your channel will only be pulling in 10k views per video, by this Christmas. Oh Ma Gah!

I wonder how they administered Fatty's jab...
 

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