🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bigbadyeet said:
We all know it’s been the same house nigger since the beginning, and she says shit like this all the time to make it more obvious, even to the general audience who might have missed the leaked pictures.

At this point what is the reason for lying? Does she think it’s quirky that your gf doesn’t want to be associated with you publicly?
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Maybe she thinks they'll genuinely believe she's so dumb she's unaware of how much a year is.
Which is technically believable.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
We all know it’s been the same house nigger since the beginning, and she says shit like this all the time to make it more obvious, even to the general audience who might have missed the leaked pictures.

At this point what is the reason for lying? Does she think it’s quirky that your gf doesn’t want to be associated with you publicly?
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Its cause she dosent think when she is called out for specific shit and will contradict herself when she tries to make herself look good. When people called her out for doxxing Jade she lied and said it was "Alex" despite evidence saying otherwise. When its convenient for her to look like a real mature adult in a loving serious relationship she says shes been with Wipey Kong for the accurate time despite her varies attempts to lie to cover it up.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
Amber has none of that, her CPM is probably in the gutter and gets the minimum, she has no other revenue streams.
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We'll know when her income is below a certain level, because Jade will fuck off.
The amount of cash Fatty is spending to keep Jade could have kept Becky for the rest of Hamber's truncated life. A few crayons and tee-shirts compared to a brand new car and designer sneakers. But when you need your ass wiping, I suppose you have to take what you can get.
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
HA- :story:
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Sorry if late kiwis.
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True lovebombing** is amazing and powerful, FTFY. With Hamber's grotesquely toddler-like features and needs, how ill in the head does Jade have to be to either keep up this act for so long or possibly have some degree of actual feelings for her. She's really working hard for that beneficiary status. Unless the money and views continue dropping. Then Jade will have to find a new source of income - I mean girlfriend.


**or manipulation
 
Amber is wearing a wrist brace because she hurt her finger.

Amber is wearing a wrist brace because she hurt her finger.

Next time I hurt a finger I'll try wearing a brace on my wrist instead of my finger, perhaps this is an advanced healing technique I haven't thought of before.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber is wearing a wrist brace because she hurt her finger.

Amber is wearing a wrist brace because she hurt her finger.

Next time I hurt a finger I'll try wearing a brace on my wrist instead of my finger, perhaps this is an advanced healing technique I haven't thought of before.
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didn t she said she got a Cyst (that she has since Years) -.-# and that s why she wears that Wristbrace
 
she's copped to a ganglionic cyst before. They can be annoying if they flare up but for most, flareups are infrequent & don't last long.

Skinny people get them too.
 
Will confirm that ganglion cysts suck and wrist braces do help a lot when you have to use that hand repeatedly. Even removal of said cyst doesn't fix the issue entirely. But AL is a fucking retard and uses the brace for sympathy views - a hurt finger does not a wrist brace warrant.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Will confirm that ganglion cysts suck and wrist braces do help a lot when you have to use that hand repeatedly. Even removal of said cyst doesn't fix the issue entirely. But AL is a fucking retard and uses the brace for sympathy views - a hurt finger does not a wrist brace warrant.
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Thought this type of cyst sounded familiar:

“You might have heard a ganglion cyst called a "Bible cyst" or "Bible bump." That's because a common home remedy in the past was hitting the cyst with a Bible or other thick book to try to make the cyst rupture or pop.”

Jade+ Journal + Amber + Hit = CONTENT!!
 
Yellow Monday said:
Thought this type of cyst sounded familiar:

“You might have heard a ganglion cyst called a "Bible cyst" or "Bible bump." That's because a common home remedy in the past was hitting the cyst with a Bible or other thick book to try to make the cyst rupture or pop.”

Jade+ Journal + Amber + Hit = CONTENT!!
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Back in the day, I had a friend who got one due to all the writing she was doing on her degree course. Her doctor told her to hit it with the family Bible.
I can't imagine the Godless Reid's having a family Bible, so perhaps they could print off a copy of Methmon's rap sheet. That should do the job.
 
Amber's hooves are looking a little better, Jade must be helping her apply the antifungal ointment:

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mekalekahi said:
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Dangerous if you don't take care of it? Amber go fuck yourself and when you've finished, go fuck yourself some more

That shit nearly killed my mother...and yes, she was 'taking care of it (unlike some, she DID take daily showers because she wasn't four times the size she should be) and was on a course of strong antibiotics that she religiously took
Cue a week later, she's laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to industrial IV antibiotics and blown up to twice her size because all her damn organs were shutting down

Cellulitis is/can be serious even if you are 'taking care of it' but Amber, not taking your meds properly and pretending to shower does not constitute 'taking care of it' anyway

How is it she manages to out-cunt herself too by leaving the weak AF 'condolences' as an afterthought?

God she's so fucking disgusting - I have no idea how ANYONE supports her, my immediate reaction (rightly or wrongly) when I see an Ambaby is to assume that they are equally as foul as she is

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''Sorry about THE friend''.
Oof, did somebody touch a nerve, you disgusting cunt? This is the empathic KuhWeen everyone aspires to be.

''Let me be condescending, disPEKTful and rude to this person who lost a friend because they hurt my fee-fees''.
 
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