🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Um Amber, nobody thinks you find it easy to stick to a weight loss plan. It is abundantly evident that you can't do it. You aren't special for having no self-control gorl
 
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Sheesh. Does she think it's easy for everyone else? It isn't. It sucks, but the people that succeed, or at least make progress, decide to put their big girl pants on and do it anyway because it's important and worth doing.

Like everything else adults are supposed to do, but I guess she doesn't know about any of those things either.
 
This post is super long (I’m bored, basketball is on!) so I spoilered. Talked about CA costs, deathfat illness, and deathfat ..death.

Some older questions that were asked. As a CA native, no she can’t afford Beverly Hills. Rent is like 8k a month for a 3 bedroom apartment, a studio averages $2500 and she couldn’t fit. I expect that’s why there were people disagreeing . A shithole in San Diego can be almost a million. Low income for parts off CA is $117,000 a year. 8k a month rent doesn’t leave Amber with her necessary 5k a month food budget.

8k rent (which I know is true) is not all. Sales tax is about 10% so her trinkets will add up. That includes restaurant food. Every bottle has a 30 cent surcharge, do they have that in KY? Theres just a bunch of little things that add up. Plus, you can’t get anywhere here without a car and gas is high, as is everything else. The Bay Area, where she’s from, is also expensive. Parking isn’t always free. Traffic is horrendous, it can take an hour to go a few miles, at least when Becky drives now it’s open road.

Not all housing in CA is that high. She could live in Redding or Galt or Fresno and afford it, average rent of a 3 bedroom in Fresno is only $1500 a month... but why go? It’s as redneck as Kentucky but everything else costs more and no prettier. And it’s hot, like 110 in the summer, she’d hate it. The people are mostly healthier and I’ve only seen a few deathfats but normal obesity is as common in CA as anywhere except in SF where people walk or the parts of LA where everybody is beautiful. Why move to California when all she’s going to do is go to wommart and eat chain food?

She won’t find her kind. She’s way better off for what she likes to do in Kentucky. And, someday soon the dumb bitch is going to need medical care and she won’t pay, which makes things cost even more. She’ll lose her youtube money and then go on the dole, and MediCal will have to pick her up. We don’t want her clogging up our good hospitals here, let her go to bumfuck Kentucky Community.

As for colds or flu, she can recover from those only they take longer because of the breathing. But if she got pneumonia, with her poor breathing she’d have to go to the hospital on IV antibiotics and they’d do a battery of tests on her. They’d put her on a diet too. They’d discover all the stuff she’s ignoring and would have to face it-diabetes, lymphedema, apnea, congestive heart failure. Plus, a few days in bed is very bad for a death fat, sometimes they don’t get up again. The nurses will make her walk as much as possible and it’ll take the entire nursing staff to get her up so others who are sick by no choice of their own have to wait. On the plus side, they’ll clean her good.

I don’t think her teeth are going to kill her, that’s actually super rare for an infection from a tooth to hit the brain. It’d be funny though. But a skin infection is dangerous, she could get a bed sore which can kill a death fat. Fat people have very thin, stretched skin that doesn’t heal well as we’ve seen from her scratches. Deathfats are also dirty, so infection in one is a problem, and she’s probably got some under her folds. Infection is waiting.

Chance couldn’t heal from his, even with a wound vac. It’s likely to be an infection or heart attack that kills her. The first time she’s admitted to the hospital will not be the last but it’ll be the start of the downward spiral.

Her mother is her next of kin so the fags would have to get her to pay for funeral and to get stuff out of the house. That’s an argument I want to see! I bet nobody can afford all the extra costs of taking care of Amber’s huge carcass. If nobody pays for it but Amber has money in any accounts, or money coming from google, the government will confiscate it to pay for disposal costs, there is actually a department for this. They aren’t married so Becky has no rights, any money goes to mom. Unless Amber has a will and last directive Mom is responsible and gets everything:hundreds of chokers, earrings, scrunches, journals-that legacy is all deservedly hers. Amber has never thought of the future ever so why would she about this.

Poor Becky gets another dead person to mean about, so she’ll be happy.
 
Strine said:
View attachment 603750 Um Amber, nobody thinks you find it easy to stick to a weight loss plan. It is abundantly evident that you can't do it. You aren't special for having no self-control gorl
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What does that even mean, "someone like me"? What does she think is so unique to her that makes it so much harder for her to eat fewer than 5000 calories a day? Does she even know why she keeps gorging? How come she was able to lose a substantial amount of weight while living with Krystle when someone like her cannot follow a weight loss plan? If someone like her finds it so very hard to the point that she gains 200 pounds on a weight loss "journey," if she knows there is something specific about her that dooms her to failure, why does she maintain this song and dance about wanting to lose weight?

All rhetorical questions, of course, but she never thinks through the outrageous nonsense she posts online to excuse her from owning her failure.
 
Found this from an old Vlogmas she did during the Krystle era.
Amber was showing some journal thing for pre teens and it said to list the negative things people have said about you and too "shoot" it down (put your pen through the word)

Circle all that STILL apply here!

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The bottom left world looks like her failed attempt at spelling Inconsiderate.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Sorry I'm late to this but Amber doesn't brush her teeth. There was a quite recent vlog where you could see her teeth up close and they were absolute covered in plaque. (https://youtu.be/Vi8Zg1KTddk?t=671) We know she doesn't shower, wash her hair or wash off her makeup/face so why'd she brush her teeth?

And regarding her wisdom teeth, they should've erupted by now. You don't need to be a dentist to see gorlfriend got some jacked up teefs, and personally I'm surprised they're not all rotten and infected (who knows tho). I'm sure she could find a dentist to deal with the ''im too fat to sit in a dentist chair problem'' but that costs like 100 journals so why bother.

But yeah, what do I/ we know. She did get her cavities filled like a decade ago so homegorl is probably fine.
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absolutely she does not, at least not regularly enough. her teeth are greyish-yellow and the enamel doesn't look healthy. i bet the backs of them are shit brown and her molars are just encrusted with plaque. her teeth are visibly shifting too. anyone else notice that?
 
If this was all she ate, great. But you two know hours later, they were rocking at the drive thru, or getting some Reesies at Walmart.
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Rabbit Bones said:
If this was all she ate, great. But you two know hours later, they were rocking at the drive thru, or getting some Reesies at Walmart.
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Lets be honest, she also ordered three sides, but doesn't show them, and generally, even if it's 'healthy' if you are eating out, it truly isn't. It's healthy when you make it at home, not when you order some thing slathered in so much butter etc it ruins the point.

Then again, we also know Hamber can't cook...
 
Rabbit Bones said:
If this was all she ate, great. But you two know hours later, they were rocking at the drive thru, or getting some Reesies at Walmart.
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It’s good to take it one meal at a time, but at the end of the day you also really need to take into account the fact that you likely had like twelve of these meals.

I’d say “at least she’s trying,” but we’ve been down this road before and know she hides her binges even as she post these pics.

Sooooo I guess I’ll say “at least she ate a green thing”?

Also wait, is that food actually on a plate or is it already in the takeaway box? Are those just her leftovers?
 
Barbarella said:
As for colds or flu, she can recover from those only they take longer because of the breathing. But if she got pneumonia, with her poor breathing she’d have to go to the hospital on IV antibiotics and they’d do a battery of tests on her. They’d put her on a diet too. They’d discover all the stuff she’s ignoring and would have to face it-diabetes, lymphedema, apnea, congestive heart failure. Plus, a few days in bed is very bad for a death fat, sometimes they don’t get up again. The nurses will make her walk as much as possible and it’ll take the entire nursing staff to get her up so others who are sick by no choice of their own have to wait. On the plus side, they’ll clean her good.

I don’t think her teeth are going to kill her, that’s actually super rare for an infection from a tooth to hit the brain. It’d be funny though. But a skin infection is dangerous, she could get a bed sore which can kill a death fat. Fat people have very thin, stretched skin that doesn’t heal well as we’ve seen from her scratches. Deathfats are also dirty, so infection in one is a problem, and she’s probably got some under her folds. Infection is waiting.

Chance couldn’t heal from his, even with a wound vac. It’s likely to be an infection or heart attack that kills her. The first time she’s admitted to the hospital will not be the last but it’ll be the start of the downward spiral.

Her mother is her next of kin so the fags would have to get her to pay for funeral and to get stuff out of the house. That’s an argument I want to see! I bet nobody can afford all the extra costs of taking care of Amber’s huge carcass. If nobody pays for it but Amber has money in any accounts, or money coming from google, the government will confiscate it to pay for disposal costs, there is actually a department for this. They aren’t married so Becky has no rights, any money goes to mom. Unless Amber has a will and last directive Mom is responsible and gets everything:hundreds of chokers, earrings, scrunches, journals-that legacy is all deservedly hers. Amber has never thought of the future ever so why would she about this.

Poor Becky gets another dead person to mean about, so she’ll be happy.
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I bet they will debride those legs first. Judging from the feet the one already has stress fractures. She has to be on her way. Hear another obeast about it.
 
AbraCadaver said:
It’s good to take it one meal at a time, but at the end of the day you also really need to take into account the fact that you likely had like twelve of these meals.

I’d say “at least she’s trying,” but we’ve been down this road before and know she hides her binges even as she post these pics.

Sooooo I guess I’ll say “at least she ate a green thing”?

Also wait, is that food actually on a plate or is it already in the takeaway box? Are those just her leftovers?
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LMAO. :lit: That's totally a full serving of a dish in a takeout box. She's so full of shit! lol
 
It's in a take out box ... maybe now she's having trouble going to restaurants actually open during the day, or normal hours, and has her dear thumbslug picking up her meals :thinking:
 
Rabbit Bones said:
If this was all she ate, great. But you two know hours later, they were rocking at the drive thru, or getting some Reesies at Walmart.
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Why go out for chicken and broccoli when you can make it at home for half the price and half the waiting time?? She just likes to burn money I swear.

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Would she be that honest, though? :thinking:
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Nah she’d probably do a long winded sit down video saying she’s disappointed in torrid because their new material is harder for her to wear and it’s a huge shame because she loves torrid but they’re fat shaming her.

Or something like that.
 
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