🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tampon Head said:
Don't forget about Eric! Your tax dollars help him cope with his crippling "anxiety" that's so severe that he can't even leave the house! He can't grace the world with his luscious, beautiful head of pubic hair.

For real though, I'm more frustrated by Eric because he's able-bodied and perfectly capable of working. Sure Amber is just as lazy and incompetent as Eric, but I think extreme morbid obesity is a bigger reason to not work compared to "anxiety". People like Eric and Amber are leeches on society who do nothing but suck on the government's teats.

Amber at the very least makes money from Youtube. What does Eric do? Fellate the chicken wrangler in his Pikachu onesie? The cats do more around the house than he does.
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He's living that gay house husband lifestyle. As long as he can keep Ricky interested and give him enough gay sex he can basically just exist as a lazy homemaker. I guess from Ricky's perspective money is coming in from Eric's disability checks and therefore Eric is doing "his part" to pay bills. Eric even has the plus of never having real children to take care of, just the massive stinky toddlers that can do the bare minimum to survive without constant parental supervision.

Is it an exciting or fulfilling marriage? No, not really. But it's probably suiting Ricky fine. He seems like a simple man with simple needs. I feel sorry for him because outside looking in it's a dismal gray mono-tone-ous life, but he seems content to stay in his comfort zone and not rock the boat.
 
I never thought of it before but...Eric is basically paid by his husband to stay home and make sure Amber doesn't destroy the house.

He's paid to damage control the trainwreck.
 
I wonder if Al is planning her next binge. The holidays can bring the glutton out in all of us, and Al is no exception. What do I know though, Al can look at something and automatically know the correct serving size and the amount of calories.
 
But she already claimed immunity from healthy eating because of the holidays. She's a laah.
 
Eric has the biggest earning potential as opposed to Becky and Rickie if he played his cards right. Eric, in particular, is in a position of having the "privelege" of living with Amber and being home 24/7. Rickie has a full time job and Becky can't risk losing her precious cash cow to film her.

It wouldn't be a moral thing to do, but Eric could bring in a respectful passive income to the table if he were cunning and malevolent enough with his filming of her. If he were to push the envelope (his exposure of Amber)just a tad bit, he'd make some good money. Or he could just start selling crap online if he's too 'anxious'. I have no sympathy for anyone in that house.
 
tinfoil: amberlynn has turned her vlog into evidence to try to get onto disability.

the binge eating disorder she can't stop. how she can't walk anymore without terrible pain and relies on a scooter.
 
Why the fuck would she want to get on disability? It's like 700 a month. She's making 10K at least on youtube...

It's the end of the month, she got paid. Might be dry for a while
 
Das It said:
tinfoil: amberlynn has turned her vlog into evidence to try to get onto disability.

the binge eating disorder she can't stop. how she can't walk anymore without terrible pain and relies on a scooter.
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Would not be surprised. Pretty soon, Amberlynn will need a modified minivan with super-duty mobility scooter support. The lard leech can claim her anxiety, depression, eating habits, and childhood experiences means she can't work. Ignorant of how much she makes off YT, she could possibly transfer her account to someone else, if she makes too much money, and give them kick backs. That is still fraudulent, though.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Why the fuck would she want to get on disability? It's like 700 a month. She's making 10K at least on youtube...
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the fuck would be she would get capped at $1400, but might still be eligible for medicaid since she doesn't do her taxes. heavily doubt our gorl has ever claimed that $120k on her 1044. (is that amount even true?) additionally, perhaps the irs isn't privy to her shit yet.
 
She can't get SSDI, she doesn't have the work history. SSI, (which she would never qualify for either) is capped at 750 or 800. She can't qualify for medicaid, she makes too much money. She can afford insurance. Even if she only makes 5K a month, that's way too much to qualify for any gov. services and why risk everything by committing fraud for some pithy amount of money or garbage medicaid coverage?
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She can't get SSDI, she doesn't have the work history. SSI, (which she would never qualify for either) is capped at 750 or 800. She can't qualify for medicaid, she makes too much money. She can afford insurance. Even if she only makes 5K a month, that's way too much to qualify for any gov. services and why risk everything by committing fraud for some pithy amount of money or garbage medicaid coverage?
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well ya got me there!
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Sorry I'm late to this but Amber doesn't brush her teeth. There was a quite recent vlog where you could see her teeth up close and they were absolute covered in plaque. (https://youtu.be/Vi8Zg1KTddk?t=671) We know she doesn't shower, wash her hair or wash off her makeup/face so why'd she brush her teeth?
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Maybe I’m just blind, but i dont really see it. I’m sure she absolutely doesn’t brush her teeth regularly but they don’t look caked in plaque like you would see if she didn’t brush for weeks at a time. They’d look a lot more orange.
I think the most she brushes her teeth is maybe 3-4 times a week to keep them from getting caked and thats it
 
raritycunt said:
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Aw AOf course I believe you!!!!
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She hasn't ever eaten healthy, she doesn't even know what healthy is. She is going to freaking balloon this holiday season... there is constant temptation of all the treats and fatty foods right now. And usually, people are fine with everyone overdoing it during the holidays cause it's a treat, but if AL wants to see Christmas 2019 she'd better do something drastic and soon.
 
sis no said:
Maybe I’m just blind, but i dont really see it. I’m sure she absolutely doesn’t brush her teeth regularly but they don’t look caked in plaque like you would see if she didn’t brush for weeks at a time. They’d look a lot more orange.
I think the most she brushes her teeth is maybe 3-4 times a week to keep them from getting caked and thats it
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Agreed, I wouldn't say they're caked in plaque. That been said, they are extremely worn down and chipped compared to the Destiny era. Mostly likely due to the constant soda and sugar consumption. You'd think that'd be the ONE thing our gorl would take care of since she can't chew orange chickeen without her teeth!

...Who am I kidding, she'd just blend it and drink up from one of her zillion "water" jugs. :tomgirl:
 
Tampon Head said:
Don't forget about Eric! Your tax dollars help him cope with his crippling "anxiety" that's so severe that he can't even leave the house! He can't grace the world with his luscious, beautiful head of pubic hair.

For real though, I'm more frustrated by Eric because he's able-bodied and perfectly capable of working. Sure Amber is just as lazy and incompetent as Eric, but I think extreme morbid obesity is a bigger reason to not work compared to "anxiety". People like Eric and Amber are leeches on society who do nothing but suck on the government's teats.

Amber at the very least makes money from Youtube. What does Eric do? Fellate the chicken wrangler in his Pikachu onesie? The cats do more around the house than he does.
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Seriously. And he lies about having social anxiety and yet can go to Pride with a million people and go up to random strangers and hold conversations with them for his youtube videos. Hmmm that doesn't sound like social anxiety in the least. He's just lazy and wants to be a kept woman.
 
Bunny said:
Seriously. And he lies about having social anxiety and yet can go to Pride with a million people and go up to random strangers and hold conversations with them for his youtube videos. Hmmm that doesn't sound like social anxiety in the least. He's just lazy and wants to be a kept woman.
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This, also he has no trouble going to the mall and literally washing his mop in the Bath and Body Works and giggling like a twat. He should get a job there since he loves it there so much.
 
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