Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%
  • Total voters
    1,088
So how bout that "putting it simply put" from one of her recent tweets. For some reason reading that temporarily gave me as much autism as her mini stroke eye.
 
Not an original quote on her end, but this one gets me.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for someone I'm not."

Like this bitch has ever been honest and transparent with her viewers. Let me fix it. "She'd rather be hated for the adsense shekels."

edit - fixed for exact quote
 
(5:25)
When going through her purse for a 2013 video, she keeps a check-list of all of Danielle Steel's novels that she has "wroten"

(6:00)
Refers to an empty napkin holder as being "like no napkiney"
 
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Lookin' like Mama Grape, and sounding like Arnie.
 
The other day, I said "in a flash of a second," and I went to say I had an Amberism, but I accidentally said I had an aneurysm, and that...yeah, that works.
 
In a response to @lettuce_fetish less than an hour ago, Amber said in part that it was literally impossible to "teach a dog old tricks" like not getting into the trash, for which CXNT rightly ripped her a new one.

I like this because, obviously, she mangled the expression "teach an old dog new tricks," and how tf is not doing a thing a "trick"?
 
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