Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[Tall Michael]

That one's actually pretty common, but I've only heard it in the Deep South. Which Kentucky ain't. But I guess Florida is? I dunno, man.

Well I'm a filthy Britbonger so I wouldn't know. Our equivalent would be describing a small amount of time as 'a bit.'

 

[Mangy Mutt]

So how bout that "putting it simply put" from one of her recent tweets. For some reason reading that temporarily gave me as much autism as her mini stroke eye.

 

[Becky's Cock n Balls]

Not an original quote on her end, but this one gets me.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for someone I'm not."

Like this bitch has ever been honest and transparent with her viewers. Let me fix it. "She'd rather be hated for the adsense shekels."

edit - fixed for exact quote

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

From her 71st video she ever uploaded: "Vlogmas 7, 2013: Part 1": "I got this black thing that will cover my head for the cold for the party tonight"
[in reference to a Target haul during Vlogmas]

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

May 20, 2019

"I haven't dranked water."

 

[literally low-key]

also may 20,2019

Rarity gets skitter skattery when strangers are around.

 

[Dax Rambo]

"...work towards unswelling my body."

Pure. Gold.

 

[Snusmumriken]

“As of lately” gave me a chuckle

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

(5:25)
When going through her purse for a 2013 video, she keeps a check-list of all of Danielle Steel's novels that she has "wroten"

(6:00)
Refers to an empty napkin holder as being "like no napkiney"

 

[Captain Ahab]

“I’ve never almost drownded”

 

[8008135]

“I’ve never almost drownded”

Lookin' like Mama Grape, and sounding like Arnie.

 

[PerkChop]

"by the skim of her teeth"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"Its aceticly pleasing"

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Lookin' like Mama Grape, and sounding like Arnie.

Fun fact: Darlene Cates, at her heaviest, was 548 pounds. Yet another thing/person Amber is heavier than.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

From Vlogmas 23, 2013: "it is really sad when you go into Walmart and you already have every single pair of earrings that they have" (2:07)

 

[Twinkie]

Today I was talking to people IRL and I accidentally used "inscruciating"

 

[tangerine pigtails]

The other day, I said "in a flash of a second," and I went to say I had an Amberism, but I accidentally said I had an aneurysm, and that...yeah, that works.

 

[Twinkie]

You do know dogs have natural extinct, right?

--From the Adventures in Gaslighting on Twitter

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Whenever she is describing what is happening at the moment she prefaces the explanation by saying "currently right now"
Reference is 6:29:

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

In a response to @lettuce_fetish less than an hour ago, Amber said in part that it was literally impossible to "teach a dog old tricks" like not getting into the trash, for which CXNT rightly ripped her a new one.

I like this because, obviously, she mangled the expression "teach an old dog new tricks," and how tf is not doing a thing a "trick"?