Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%
  • Total voters
    1,088
Forgive me if this has already been mentioned I just noticed it, just checked out the old girls night out!! bowling video.

"My hair is so crazy. Uh, I've been putting, like, different stuff in my hair, and, it's making it look really greasy. So I'm gonna stop doing that, like... PRONTAY."

At least now you don't need products to do it your hair is greasy au naturel!
 
Whatthefuck said:
Are we limited to 5 feelings or can we sneak in one or two more feelings? How many feelings do you think our gorl has gone through today alone?
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I don’t know if anyone else gets bugged by this but the way she ends most of her sentences with a super sassy “so”. For example “I’m going out to eat with Becky later and we’re gonna get pasta SO” or “I have been doing really well with my diet and I feel so much more crisp SO”

It’s almost as bad as her going “ummm” every four seconds.
 
In the video where she has a total psychological breakdown because Becks forgot the tube turkey and had to go back in the store, she says "I cry at the drop of a pen". Not only does she get the meaning of "you could hear a pin drop" wrong, she can't even retain that it's a pin - she thinks it's pen - and is wrong a third time because the phrase is "at the drop of a hat". No writer could ever be so creative if they were writing a dumb-as-dogshit fat trainwreck character. This for me is right up there in the incoherent Amber quotes hall of fame with her saying "Hillary is for 9 month abortions, it could be a rumour but I physically saw her say it"
 
"You guyses thought processes are lidurally out of this moon!"

"Mental things is scary."
 
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Strine said:
In the video where she has a total psychological breakdown because Becks forgot the tube turkey and had to go back in the store, she says "I cry at the drop of a pen". Not only does she get the meaning of "you could hear a pin drop" wrong, she can't even retain that it's a pin - she thinks it's pen - and is wrong a third time because the phrase is "at the drop of a hat". No writer could ever be so creative if they were writing a dumb-as-dogshit fat trainwreck character. This for me is right up there in the incoherent Amber quotes hall of fame with her saying "Hillary is for 9 month abortions, it could be a rumour but I physically saw her say it"
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Do you think she meant to say "at the drop of a hat"? Cause thats a saying I have heard, and it sounds like the kind of thing she might fuckup.
 
SweetTransvestite said:
Do you think she meant to say "at the drop of a hat"? Cause thats a saying I have heard, and it sounds like the kind of thing she might fuckup.
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She definitely meant to say "at the drop of a hat", but our gorl, being the literary genius that she is likes to "improve" on common phrases and idioms. I say "improve" because they make me laugh, not because there's any real improvement.
 
Her recent, favorite word to use is "assumptions". Of course she doesn't use the word in the correct way. Rumors, speculation, lies, gossip, etc. are not assumptions in the way she is using it
 
She said in Zak's DM " ...but her family is pissed because that's their personality information..."
 
Cross-posted from getting help at 560 pounds

Looks as if Eric's economy of language is influencing our gorl:

"... and people just don't understand where I'm coming from, and I feel like I'm very misunderstood [grabs temples dramatically] I hate that word ... but I really feel I am misunderstood ... in a sense ... and that's mainly because people don't understand what I'm going through".

Amber's clarifying here that she is misunderstood in the 'people don't understand me' sense.

She needs to clarify that because people are constantly misunderstanding her.
 
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