Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%
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UrFavePoet said:
In her famous Chinese food mukgang, she was talking about the veggies in that weird ramen noodle salad. At some point, she said that it contained “cabbage, like lettuce and onion”. It was like she was saying that cabbage is a combo of lettuce and onion, not it’s own veggie. Is that just me?
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"Muckgang" make it sound like she's being raped by food.

I suppose in a way that's true.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
It's too violent for our necky's taste
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It's surprising since it was so influential on Spongebob, but I guess the disguised gay jokes and other adult themes are too intense for an almost-30yo woman who quit her job to show off crayola drawings
 
"the sleeves are laces"
 

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Hello Everyone. This is my first post. I recently discovered ALR, the Lolcow that just keeps on giving. It's absolutely fascinating to watch her weight-gain progression and her intense delusional nature! It's a very entertaining car wreck, that's for sure.

WITH THAT SAID..... I want to share the Amberism that I noticed which really makes me want to pull my hair out.

with words that end with "ing" she pronounces it "een"

swimming= swimmeen
gaining= gaineen
eating= eateen
working= workeen

and so on...... It pisses me off a lot!

The other thing is her laugh! Ugh! what a horrible screech. I noticed that a lot of fat girls have the same laugh characterized by being: loud, annoying, and screeching. You'd think that fat girls would want to remain low-key but they are the opposite of that, especially with that screechy laugh.
 
I don't know, maybe it's just me but every time I read this thread I have to remind myself that this is Amberlynn we are talking about. If it wasn't for all the references to her weight I could swear this thread was on Chris Chan's glorious writing skills and his very notable quotables.

Could you imagine the masterpiece they could write together?

Edit: Grammar (Something Amberlynn knows nothing about)
 
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Amber’s new favorite word is “downgrade” (very telling)! Too bad she doesn’t know how to use it correctly :(
 
Technically a Beckyism, my own post from months ago but I still think how impossibly dimwitted Becky is for this.

In the BED video where Amber gives a fraudulent spiel about how she was diagnosed with something she doesn't have and wasn't diagnosed with, Becky's powerful intellect was really on display. Did anybody else's brain go off the rails trying to follow this train of thought:
"I've always been a early bird," (not to be confused with an early bird)
"early to rise, early to bed, it's always been the kind of chicken I am."
It must have been someone else driving Amber to Walmart at 3am in 140 consecutive videos this year, although in fairness becky gets up early in the afternoon and goes to bed early in the morning. This very video was filmed in the middle of the night (and indoors, which further justifies the need for a backwards hat. Gotta keep the fierce indoor 3am light off the back of your hair.)
Anyway she follows it up with an anecdote about "this one time" where her sleep was fucked up, and blood shot out of my ears at this quote:
"I've never been up at 8am before, like, and not been asleep."
Oh okay, so you've always been an early bird but you've never been awake at 8am unless you were also asleep.
 
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