MAJOR SPERGING
Finished season 2 the other day . I’m not a major fallout fan so I’m going to give my surface level gripes. These apply to both seasons.
-The ghoul is arguably the best character simply because it’s Goggins, and I respect that he is irreversibly a giant asshole even when he has his good moments. His western ranger archetype is getting a little old however. Also he’s a fuckin mudshark with some ugly ass sheboon
-Lucy serves nothing more than eye candy. I find her extraordinarily annoying and boring. Strong Mary sue energy too. Her acting isn’t horrible but she’s written to be so marvel-esque it’s painful
-Maximus, besides being the obligatory nigger hire, has a horrible actor attached. I don’t know if it’s intentional as Maximus is shown to be a giant idiot but he’s just painful to watch act. He also consistently fucks up in minor ways that could’ve easily been prevented.
-Stephanie’s character is entirely pointless and only serves as a plot point for enclave crap. Also obligatory strong female representation. She’s the hottest chick in the show tho at least and she’s got a fat ass so I can live with it
-Lucy’s dad is okay. I think Lucy should’ve killed him immediately after learning what he did in S1 but whatever. He’s clearly a fucking maniac and should’ve been killed off by one of the characters
-Lucy’s brother is the most meek, Jewish looking faggot I have ever seen in my life. Not only does he have that iconic inbred Jew look who’s about as physically imposing as a radish, but his acting is fucking awful. Words can’t express how repulsive I find this character, for many reasons.
As for the minor characters-
-I physically recoil whenever that disgusting pooner in the brotherhood is shown on screen. It’s just so unnatural and extremely Ironic that it’s cast as a brotherhood soldier. Also the way it whines and complains to Maximus about “brotherhood bad! They mean to ghouls and mutants! They kill ppl” Is ironically the most woman shit ever. This is not the behavior of a soldier indoctrinated into a large unit.
-I remember there being a fucking dyke nigger with a dyke nigger wife and thought “why?” But thankfully they’re barely on screen so whatever.
-That little faggot from home alone somehow got into the role of legion’s Caesar assistant and then takes over at the end. Hilariously besides the fact that the way he carries himself and looks still reminds me of Caulkin, his acting has not at all improved from childhood.
-Chet is a gigantic pussy and should’ve acted much sooner. It’s not as bad as other shows but in the vaults at least it seems the women have the tough go-get-em attitudes and the men are sniveling cowards.
My other minor gripes-
Why are their fat fucks both in the wasteland and in the vaults? Everyone is either strictly rationing or on the verge of starving. Gotta get that diversity ig
The deathclaws felt kind of retarded. I’m not sure if they’re supposed to be very stupid ingame but the way they just continuously charge into Maximus in Vegas and get diced up is just underwhelming.
The super mutant reveal is fucking awful. I know a bit about FO4 mutants and idk if it’s this way in all games but they seem to be giant hulk-like brutes that hate humans and talk like the hulk too. In the show it felt like seeing and hearing green thanos. The reason he gives for helping cooper is cause “ghouls and mutants together”. In the games it seems like super mutants don’t give a fuck about ghouls tho so retcon for this???