Last around October, someone from KF discovered Alan Christopher (known on KF as
@rVeRSeSI and formally
@Azrael) on Twitter. As far as we know, Alan Christopher was a lolcow himself and used to be a white knight of Chris Chan's until he finally realized that Chris was beyond saving.
I recently exchanged emails with Alan Christopher and had an interview with him:
Me: So, how long have you known Chris for?
AC: Well, I knew about him when he started uploading videos onto YouTube, I felt bad for him so I wrote him a letter around December '07 but he didn't write back until January '08.
Me: How many letters did you receive from Chris in the mail?
AC: 3, I still have them, only one of them has water damage from when my house got flooded in 2013.
Me: What was Chris like when you became friends?
AC: It was fine for a while, we would often talk about love quests, our interests in anime and what not but then he started harassing me to help him find a single woman to have sex with and he began stalking my female friends in the US on Fb and then we lost contact for a few years and Chris didn't bother with me again until after Bob died because he and Barb were having financial problems so Chris started begging me for handouts.
Me: Did you ever liked Chris?
AC: I did in the beginning but after several years, I dunno, he's not the same and he's become more selfish and stupid.
Me: Have you ever spoken to Chris over the phone?
AC: Yes, a few times, probably 4 or 5 times.
Me: Why did nobody hear about you until October last year?
AC: Well I saw that Chris began uploading strange videos and being weird back in 2018 after the whole Idea Guy fiasco and I became concerned. I sent Chris a message on Fb but he never replied so I wrote another letter with my Twitter username and asked him to get in contact with me then after a few weeks later I got a message from "Magi-Chan Sonichu".
Me: Did you ever believe in the Dimensional Merge and CPU god bullshit?
AC: Not really, I actually felt uncomfortable doing it but it was the only way I could get Chris to take things seriously or listen to me. He hasn't begged anyone for more money recently and that is because I finally got Chris to be more responsible with his money. I remembered when he and Barb were in so much debt after Bob died and they had a massive credit card bill, I had a contact near Virginia and managed to get them to send Chris about a grand to pay off his credit card bills. If Chris had not paid it, he would not still be living in 14 Branchland Court.
Me: You knew James Lewis Martin aka "William" and according to the Cwcki, you two were close friends.
AC: Fuck no!! I hated William, he used me to get close to Chris and he used Chris to become internet famous. William was annoying and never really knew him that well and thank god I didn't met him in person because his family and school friends both told me he was a complete psychopath!
Me: Would you ever consider being friends with Chris again?
AC: No, he's got a lot of problems, he needs psychiatric help, the guy's a fucking basket case!!
Me: You and Chris were a lot alike according to the past Cwcki articles. How does it feel being a ex-lolcow?
AC: Ugh! I'm embarrassed but I'm glad I am no longer like that anymore.
Me: What made you change?
AC: Let's just say I wasn't mentally well for a while, I have manic depression and sometimes when I am under a lot of stress, I often become delusional and vulnerable. My parents separated when I was a young teenager and I was getting tormented at school so I lost touch with reality a bit and became gullible. I finally realized that I needed to snap out of it and a grow a pair.
Me: Duff from Kiwi Farms leaked some nude photographs of your genitalia, are you officially male now?
AC: Yes, I had a sex change operation after years of HRT and I'm finally happy now because being female was one of the problems to my depression.
Me: Have you ever had romantic feelings for Chris or was sexually attracted to Chris? You used to own the Kiwi Farms account under the name "Tailschu".
AC: Oh no, I made the account to lurk the forums and some idiot who was living in my flat at the time logged and changed my password and started white knighting Chris. I only liked Chris as friend and saw him like an older brother kinda way. It was Jacob Sockness that I was in love with, I found him cute and thought his dedication to Chris was sweet but then after I read all of his Reddit posts about how he wanted to rape Chris, I stopped liking him, Jacob disgusts me.
Me: Do you have a partner now? Are you in a relationship?
AC: I consider myself Asexual now, I'm not really interested in men or women so I'm not really looking for a relationship right now but who knows?? Maybe some day I might start settling down with someone special.
Me: There were rumours going around that you was apart of the Idea Guy saga, is this true?
AC: No, I was not in contact with Chris at that time and tbh, I thought what they did was just as bad as Bluespike, maybe worse.
Me: Are you still on a tugboat and living with your mother?
AC: Nah, that ship has long sailed away now! I am working in marketing and advertisement again, I've been employed for nearly a year now and I have my own house.
Me: What do you think of Chris's new white knight Ugandan Sonichu?
AC: Oh man, that dude is pathetic! Definitely a ween!!
Me: You said you was going to move to the states, is that still the plan?
AC: Yes, I have a lot of friends in the USA and I've always wanted to live there.
Me: Where in America are you planning to live?
AC: Probably Oregon or North Dakota.
I will be adding screencaps of the emails to this later.
If you have not heard of Alan Christopher, his thread can be found
here.
