Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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rVeRSeSI said:
I'd rather die! 🤢🤮



What's wrong with BNP?



Just shut the fuck up Duff, people on here may hate me but they also don't give one or two shits about you.
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Oh come now, nobody “hates” you here.

Except for maybe a few who are probably potential lolcows themselves.

We just don’t want you to be dragged down into the vortex of autism that is CWC, is all.

And you gave money to Chris, which obviously needs to be mocked and ridiculed. But hate? Nah.

Heck, as far as troons go these days, you’re downright delightful and charming.

rVeRSeSI said:
Duff:
Name = Marius Begum Soreng
Home = Olso, Norway
Residence = Texas, USA
IP address = 51.158.20.214
Birthday = December 20, 1983
Employment = UPS security
Family = Wife, daughter, 3 sons, 1 illegitimate son and dog. Natasha wife, Erika daughter, Bjorn son, Charles son, Alex son, Fredrik dog, Lars illegitimate son from affair.
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Wait, how does “home=Oslo, residence=Texas” work exactly?

Or do you mean to say that he’s a Fjæld-nigger who moved to Texas?

Also “One illegitimate son and dog” seems a little harsh. What did the poor kid ever do to you?
 
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Fapcop said:
Oh come now, nobody “hates” you here.

Except for maybe a few who are probably potential lolcows themselves.

We just don’t want you to be dragged down into the vortex of autism that is CWC, is all.

And you gave money to Chris, which obviously needs to be mocked and ridiculed. But hate? Nah.

Heck, as far as troons go these days, you’re downright delightful and charming.



Wait, how does “home=Oslo, residence=Texas” work exactly?

Or do you mean to say that he’s a Fjæld-nigger who moved to Texas?

Also “One illegitimate son and dog” seems a little harsh. What did the poor kid ever do to you?
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Duff is from Norway but moved to Houston in Texas.

I didn't insult his love child, I said Duff owns a pet dog and has had a son from a different relationship, there two separate things. Fredrik is his German Shepherd and Lars is a boy he had with a Hispanic woman.

Well I am somewhat relieved to know that not everyone thinks I'm a d-bag here. At least not today I hope since it's my birthday.

As for Christine I am done with her now, I'm not gonna give her anymore stuff or money, she hasn't even given me that Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion I paid for, I even gave her money for the supplies as well as postage fee. I regret sending her letters in New Year's 2008, I just thought with everything she went through that maybe a friend (a real one) would make a difference but now I see that whenever anyone is actually trying to help or be nice to her, it causes nothing but trouble. This isn't the first time I've had problems because of Christine, I had it back when she was Christian as well, I was always just someone he'd go to if he needed or wanted something and never got any friendship back in return. To be honest I went through similar shit Christine did, I felt like I could relate to her, I thought a friend would be a good thing for her, obviously not and I wasted my time all these years.
 
rVeRSeSI said:
Duff is from Norway but moved to Houston in Texas.

I didn't insult his love child, I said Duff owns a pet dog and has had a son from a different relationship, there two separate things. Fredrik is his German Shepherd and Lars is a boy he had with a Hispanic woman.

Well I am somewhat relieved to know that not everyone thinks I'm a d-bag here. At least not today I hope since it's my birthday.

As for Christine I am done with her now, I'm not gonna give her anymore stuff or money, she hasn't even given me that Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion I paid for, I even gave her money for the supplies as well as postage fee. I regret sending her letters in New Year's 2008, I just thought with everything she went through that maybe a friend (a real one) would make a difference but now I see that whenever anyone is actually trying to help or be nice to her, it causes nothing but trouble. This isn't the first time I've had problems because of Christine, I had it back when she was Christian as well, I was always just someone he'd go to if he needed or wanted something and never got any friendship back in return. To be honest I went through similar shit Christine did, I felt like I could relate to her, I thought a friend would be a good thing for her, obviously not and I wasted my time all these years.
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Happy birthday! 🎈🎁🎂

Here’s my present to you: A piece of advice!

Namely: Try not to advertise the fact that you got hustled by CWC. A man dumb enough to leak his own nudes on three separate occasions. ;)

What happened when you originally tried to contact him the first time around, if I may ask?

It’s a natural thing for people with empathy to look at CWC and think: “Aw, poor thing! He needs a friend, a true friend!”

As any Christorian can tell you however, that’s an impulse that can only lead to problems.

While Chris has learned to parrot empathetic language (and often does so in an attempt to get what he wants), Chris has no idea what friendship is and isn’t wired for it.

People are props to him.

He needs them for things, in particular for asspats, but he’s not capable of genuine friendship.
And he has no compunctions about dropping his friends if his interests change, or if the “friend” starts saying things Chris doesn’t like to hear.
 
Fapcop said:
Happy birthday! 🎈🎁🎂

Here’s my present to you: A piece of advice!

Namely: Try not to advertise the fact that you got hustled by CWC. A man dumb enough to leak his own nudes on three separate occasions. ;)

What happened when you originally tried to contact him the first time around, if I may ask?

It’s a natural thing for people with empathy to look at CWC and think: “Aw, poor thing! He needs a friend, a true friend!”

As any Christorian can tell you however, that’s an impulse that can only lead to problems.

While Chris has learned to parrot empathetic language (and often does so in an attempt to get what he wants), Chris has no idea what friendship is and isn’t wired for it.

People are props to him.

He needs them for things, in particular for asspats, but he’s not capable of genuine friendship.
And he has no compunctions about dropping his friends if his interests change, or if the “friend” starts saying things Chris doesn’t like to hear.
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I wrote Christine a letter in New Year's 2008 telling her how I loved the Sonichu comics and watched the Youtube videos about being trolled and shared my experiences of bad luck. I got about 4 letters hand written letters (one which has been ruined by water damage) and endless amounts of emails to my MSN account.

At first we got along well for the first few years talking about common interests such as anime, card games and adventures in love quests etc and then later she got selfish, greedy and self-absorbed (only showing any care in herself and no one else). Christine would eventually only contact me to hook her up with a girlfriend knowing I had friends in the US and after Bob died, Christine and Barb lost control over their finances and Christine would start asking me for hand outs. After that I never heard from her since 2016 and it wasn't until August last year after I wrote her another letter that she finally got in contact with me again.
 
rVeRSeSI said:
Christine would eventually only contact me to hook her up with a girlfriend knowing I had friends in the US and after Bob died, Christine and Barb lost control over their finances and Christine would start asking me for hand outs.
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THATS OUR CHRIS!


After that I never heard from her since 2016 and it wasn't until August last year after I wrote her another letter that she finally got in contact with me again.
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B-Bu... But that can’t be right!? I mean, Chris has said multiple times that he’s kind, loyal and empathic!?
 
rVeRSeSI said:
Apparently not lol
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Btw, are you the spectrum? As in Aspergers?

Genuinely curious because you seem to take everything that people post seriously and concretely, and that can be a tip off.

As an example, like when I made that joke about you calling the kid a dog?

Now I meant it as a joke, and I assume most others understood it was a joke. (The joke being that you phrased it in a way, that could be misinterpreted as the kid and dog being the one and same.)

Yet you seemed to think I was serious?

I could be misinterpreting it, but it just stood out, which is why I’m asking.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
We’re still not sure if he is dead or not.
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Someone should try contacting his family.

And no, it’s not cruel unless you’re a total asshole about it.

One thing that people who are grieving have in common, is that they like to talk about the deceased. It’s nice to know that somebody else cares, even if it’s just some faggots on a webforum.

(No need to go into detail on what webforum it is and why. THAT would be cruel.)
 
rVeRSeSI said:
Duff:
Name = Marius Begum Soreng
Home = Olso, Norway
Residence = Texas, USA
IP address = 51.158.20.214
Birthday = December 20, 1983
Employment = UPS security
Family = Wife, daughter, 3 sons, 1 illegitimate son and dog. Natasha wife, Erika daughter, Bjorn son, Charles son, Alex son, Fredrik dog, Lars illegitimate son from affair.
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You know, you could have just added just me, you didn't had to go and add other people into this.

rVeRSeSI said:
I wrote Christine a letter in New Year's 2008 telling her how I loved the Sonichu comics and watched the Youtube videos about being trolled and shared my experiences of bad luck. I got about 4 letters hand written letters (one which has been ruined by water damage) and endless amounts of emails to my MSN account.

At first we got along well for the first few years talking about common interests such as anime, card games and adventures in love quests etc and then later she got selfish, greedy and self-absorbed (only showing any care in herself and no one else). Christine would eventually only contact me to hook her up with a girlfriend knowing I had friends in the US and after Bob died, Christine and Barb lost control over their finances and Christine would start asking me for hand outs. After that I never heard from her since 2016 and it wasn't until August last year after I wrote her another letter that she finally got in contact with me again.
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And this is why everyone said not to help Chris, it was for your own protection because he uses people, he has no regards to anyone's feelings.

Cedric_Eff said:
We’re still not sure if he is dead or not.
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I think one of his family members started to feel guilty and finally make an obituary. It's been up online since the first week of June and over 46 people have already viewed it

DeeCeeBees said:
So the Sock-Chan-Hirsch 3-way is never gonna happen?
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I wouldn't speak too soon
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Hirschberg seems to be on speaking terms with Sockness. It wouldn't be much of a shock if she did have a threesome with Chris and Sockness, Hirschberg made it obvious on many occasions that she's a nymphomaniac. She even posted on a tweet that she wanted to eat out Kaley Cuoco and started perving on a few Twitter profiles belonging to British EMTs. This is a woman who humped a computer because a guy offered her money to and it wasn't even that much money and she did it anyway in front of a group of people. I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like after the love affair.
 
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Duff said:
You know, you could have just added just me, you didn't had to go and add other people into this.



And this is why everyone said not to help Chris, it was for your own protection because he uses people, he has no regards to anyone's feelings.



I think one of his family members started to feel guilty and finally make an obituary. It's been up online since the first week of June and over 46 people have already viewed it



I wouldn't speak too soon
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Hirschberg seems to be on speaking terms with Sockness. It wouldn't be much of a shock if she did have a threesome with Chris and Sockness, Hirschberg made it obvious on many occasions that she's a nymphomaniac. She even posted on a tweet that she wanted to eat out Kaley Cuoco and started perving on a few Twitter profiles belonging to British EMTs. This is a woman who humped a computer because a guy offered her money to and it wasn't even that much money and she did it anyway in front of a group of people. I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like after the love affair.
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So much for "It's boolsheet! Death is faked!" I think this pretty much puts a lid on it.
 
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Fapcop said:
Btw, are you the spectrum? As in Aspergers?

Genuinely curious because you seem to take everything that people post seriously and concretely, and that can be a tip off.

As an example, like when I made that joke about you calling the kid a dog?

Now I meant it as a joke, and I assume most others understood it was a joke. (The joke being that you phrased it in a way, that could be misinterpreted as the kid and dog being the one and same.)

Yet you seemed to think I was serious?

I could be misinterpreting it, but it just stood out, which is why I’m asking.
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It was actually hard to tell you was joking, usually I can tell better whether something is a joke if someone includes emojis in the sentence.

I was diagnosed ASD at a young age and didn't start talking communicating until age 6. This is my diagnosis.
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rVeRSeSI said:
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It was actually hard to tell you was joking, usually I can tell better whether something is a joke if someone includes emojis in the sentence.

I was diagnosed ASD at a young age and didn't start talking communicating until age 6. This is my diagnosis.
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Fatty liver? You're only 33, how much do you weigh? That's insane, I thought you don't drink alcohol.
 
Duff said:
Fatty liver? You're only 33, how much do you weigh? That's insane, I thought you don't drink alcohol.
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It can also occur with diabetes and/or metabolic syndrome if not well controlled. If you have this going on, eat low carb.

e: Also work out. As you lose weight and get your blood sugar lower, you may be able to resolve the fatty liver problem. I know we're stuck indoors most of the time right now but there are lots of bodyweight exercises that are demonstrated on Youtube where people can get fit and lose weight with no equipment at all or minimal equipment. Dumbbells are nice to have. Not as hard on the elbows and wrists as pushups, and easier to work up slowly. I know this is a side-sperg but I think it's important to at least take a stab at addressing these health issues before people end up a lost cause like OPL.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
It can also occur with diabetes and/or metabolic syndrome if not well controlled. If you have this going on, eat low carb.

e: Also work out. As you lose weight and get your blood sugar lower, you may be able to resolve the fatty liver problem. I know we're stuck indoors most of the time right now but there are lots of bodyweight exercises that are demonstrated on Youtube where people can get fit and lose weight with no equipment at all or minimal equipment. Dumbbells are nice to have. Not as hard on the elbows and wrists as pushups, and easier to work up slowly. I know this is a side-sperg but I think it's important to at least take a stab at addressing these health issues before people end up a lost cause like OPL.
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That would make more sense, she did mention having diabetes in the past and having a weight issue, I don't know exactly how much Hirschberg weighs, but I know she's not that huge.
 
Duff said:
You know, you could have just added just me, you didn't had to go and add other people into this.



And this is why everyone said not to help Chris, it was for your own protection because he uses people, he has no regards to anyone's feelings.



I think one of his family members started to feel guilty and finally make an obituary. It's been up online since the first week of June and over 46 people have already viewed it



I wouldn't speak too soon
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Hirschberg seems to be on speaking terms with Sockness. It wouldn't be much of a shock if she did have a threesome with Chris and Sockness, Hirschberg made it obvious on many occasions that she's a nymphomaniac. She even posted on a tweet that she wanted to eat out Kaley Cuoco and started perving on a few Twitter profiles belonging to British EMTs. This is a woman who humped a computer because a guy offered her money to and it wasn't even that much money and she did it anyway in front of a group of people. I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like after the love affair.
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So the cwcki they made and you participated in was just a hookup site?
 
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