Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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"Gaming is not a crime"

Is this 2015? Is Deagle Nation in it's prime and Anita Sarkeesian still in relevancy? Nice GamerGate-era edginess.
 
It's filled with sheep shaggers, trannys and smackheads on tugboats.
it also has a regional accent which makes its speakers sound like they have severe brain damage
"I saw a blerrk wearin a perrple sherrt walkin down the rerrd at faahve past naahne"
 
I had no clue hollyoaks fans existed
i thought lazy people just left the tv on after simpsons
 
The people who brown-nose Chris Chan are even weirder than the man himself, how is that possible

Birds of a feather flock together. I think a lot of the problem is that these spergs don't realise being close to Chris in any way is a double-edged sword. I have no doubts that this will come back to bite this manchild in the ass in the same way things did with DStecks at some point or another.
 
Jesus fucking Christ. The two fags calling each other cuties disturbs me as their profile pics both look like fat troons. :cryblood:
 
Chris rode on a plane once as a kid to visit Cole, who was in California at the time. This is the furthest he has ever gone from his home so I highly doubt he has a passport.
Passports do expire. I'm sure they won't accept one with a photo of him as a kid on it.
 
Young Chris would have been a great passport photo.

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I'm going to seem like such a faggot but everytime I see Chris when he was young, I feel horrible that he looks like an innocent dude, like honestly, little kid Chris looks like any other normal kid.

Maybe if he had a tard wrangler earlier in life, he wouldn't be the fucking freak show he is today.

But I also acknowledge if Chris didn't become the most famous Lolcow that ever was, the kiwifarms wouldn't exist. So I guess there's some positivity of Chris going bat shit insane.
 

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All other tweets are RTs of Magi Chan or Chris Chan.
 

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I don't suppose any of this is archived, by any chance? Sweet cheeks from LutonHull is going to go on the mother of all dfe sprees when he finds out you've posted here, op, and without archives or at least extensive screenshots of everything we have nothing but your word.

Archive first, post after. Always.
 
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