Afroman Is Running For POTUS! - There's Gonna Be Some Funny Shit, Because He Got High...

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(Link: https://www.afromanforpresident.com/)

Afroman's Campaign Manager, Jason Savage, states:

'My fellow Americans,

There comes a time in the course of human events when change must be affected. That time is now. Americans are suffering, and the status quo is no longer acceptable.

We need a candidate that is truly elected by the people, and for the people. We need a man that can step up and lead with a firm hand. The people are starved for a Commander in Chief, that leads from a place of love and not hate. In these dark times, we need a leader that truly embodies the American dream.

It is my immense honor and pleasure to formally announce Afroman as an independent candidate for President of the United States of America.'

His eight pledges:

1) Decriminalise Cannabis (I support this 100%)
2) Criminal Justice Reform
3) Law Enforcement Reform
4) Halting US Foreign Aid (again, great shout - the USA should not be the world's policeman)
5) Pay Reparations by ending the Drug Wars and halting US Foreign Aid
6) Promoting Unity, Love & Peace
7) More Sports Celebrations (not fussed on this, but not the worst suggestion ever)
8) Legalise Prostitution

You know what, some pretty 'dope' based ideas there!

He can't be worse than Biden anyway!

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Why the hell not? It should be fun. Its gonna be real difficult for the media establishment to besmirch him like they did Trump because it would be undoing all their nigger worship for the past decade.
 
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